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it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
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what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
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  01/31/16
GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
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go fuck yourself JJC
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JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
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  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
sadistic state persian
  01/31/16
No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
diverse double fault generalized bond
  01/31/16
no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
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Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
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  01/31/16
they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
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They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
diverse double fault generalized bond
  01/31/16
sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
sadistic state persian
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Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
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what are hours/culture like in this group?
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how can i invest in this?
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Friendly Grandma Point

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling cyan faggot firefighter

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Idiotic heaven gaming laptop

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: passionate opaque place of business

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: talented ivory set cuckold

got beaten to it :(

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: hateful sneaky criminal

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: sadistic state persian

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Friendly Grandma Point

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722233)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: sadistic state persian

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Awkward Ocher Shrine

go fuck yourself JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#30121584)



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Awkward Ocher Shrine

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: odious thirsty location roast beef

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Purple coffee pot rehab

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722211)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Flushed Hissy Fit



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring voyeur



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Mahogany corn cake piazza



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: tripping unhinged newt



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: diverse double fault generalized bond

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: sadistic state persian

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: diverse double fault generalized bond

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: sadistic state persian

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: diverse double fault generalized bond

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: sadistic state persian

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: diverse double fault generalized bond

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: sadistic state persian

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: hateful sneaky criminal

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Heady church factory reset button



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Geriatric Center Masturbator

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Awkward Ocher Shrine



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: up-to-no-good floppy parlour hominid

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

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That's what they do.



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: plum hairy legs school



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Mahogany corn cake piazza



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Obsidian deer antler step-uncle's house

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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: 180 site circlehead

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: Mahogany corn cake piazza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Vibrant Property Halford

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine travel guidebook

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Friendly Grandma Point

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Mahogany corn cake piazza

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: Autistic nursing home quadroon

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Cobalt Anal Athletic Conference Giraffe

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: dashing native

LOL @ these guys

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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Cobalt Anal Athletic Conference Giraffe

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i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: dashing native

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: appetizing maroon cuckoldry hospital

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: Electric Honey-headed Organic Girlfriend Mad Cow Disease

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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: dun cowardly forum legend

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: sadistic state persian

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: dun cowardly forum legend

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: sadistic state persian

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Vermilion judgmental legal warrant

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: domesticated tantric house philosopher-king

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: motley tattoo den

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Brass Doctorate Weed Whacker

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2...#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: plum hairy legs school

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