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Real Talk: Dinosaurs were invented by some child somewhere

Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to prot...
Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse
  02/11/19
Great moniker poasts synergy
heady mad-dog skullcap
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And uh, some other one has a SUPER long neck and tail and ju...
Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse
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Therazinosaurus is the coolest dino. Doesn't get nearly eno...
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(Elizabeth Holmes)
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(Jurassic World: Dominion writer)
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All of these look like they could be aquatic.
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Libs, your response?
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This one is like a stegasaurus, but it has a GIANT SPIKE ON ...
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supple yarmulke
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Maybe a triceratops without the front horn. Keep the beak, b...
Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse
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Hmm...how about one with GIANT DOMES ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEA...
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Ok we have one with a crocodile head, walks on two legs, is ...
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You can tell that a child invented Stegosauruses because sci...
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lmao @ paleontologists
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No child invented Quetzalcoatlus.
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How about we take a Pterodactyl, make it TALLER THAN A GIRAF...
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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Ha...
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You've got to have one with a MOHAWK because MOHAWKS are BAD...
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THE CHILD OF GOD MAYBE.
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Ok, so we've got a triceretops with three horns, one with tw...
Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse
  04/02/20
TBH, 1 horn isn't doing it for me. What is more BADASS than...
Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse
  04/02/20
toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s
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4 Horned triceratops is BADASS, but with 2 of the HORNS POIN...
Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse
  04/02/20
Let's do one with two horns- one on the frill, one on the no...
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We've got the FOUR HORNED triceratops, and a two horned tric...
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lol these retard scientists are just gluing the horn on back...
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at some point they are gonna run out of horsn and start find...
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If the people want triceratops with NO HORNS, then how about...
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Where is Estrada when we really need him?
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I think we've done enough LAND TRICERATOPS for now. How abo...
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Estrada! I missed you man
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Let's add one that obviously looks like a kid was trying to ...
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  04/16/20
Here's one covered in feathers with long Freddie-Kruger fing...
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I have like a 2.5 foot by 1.5 foot illustrated dinosaur book...
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Here's one that's literally named DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, as in...
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honestly more believable than most dinosaurs
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that’s offensively racist
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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

Uh yeah and one animal has spikes All over his back to protect him from a dinosaur that lived 200 million years before he did.

Another one has horns and a beak.

Still another one has a shell on its back and a ramming ball tail.

Another one is the flying one who has hands too.

It’s like animal mad libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#37765724)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: heady mad-dog skullcap

Great moniker poasts synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#37765735)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:21 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

And uh, some other one has a SUPER long neck and tail and just eats plants all day. in fact, there's a bunch of them and they all have longer and longer necks:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamenchisaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brontosaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatosaurus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplodocus

Oh, and this other one is like a bird who walks on land, but with GIANT claws

https://www.britannica.com/animal/therizinosaur

How about one with FOUR wings

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microraptor

How about a T-Rex with horns and floppy hands that do nothing and faced the wrong way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnotaurus#Forelimbs

Or one with GIANT "structures" on its back that are all larger than its entire body:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longisquama

How about one with spikes on its neck only:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amargasaurus

This one has a head shaped like something a child would draw:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasaurolophus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39922984)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:16 PM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac doctorate

Therazinosaurus is the coolest dino. Doesn't get nearly enough pop culture play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39940866)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:26 PM
Author: misanthropic goal in life institution

(Elizabeth Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40707911)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Navy Galvanic Private Investor

(Jurassic World: Dominion writer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#44874393)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: odious persian

All of these look like they could be aquatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#45221775)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: Talented Hilarious Black Woman

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39922987)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:02 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923240)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM
Author: boyish blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923903)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 2:08 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#42086448)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 1:24 PM
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Date: February 3rd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: cream geriatric point



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Date: September 19th, 2022 11:32 AM
Author: Soggy disturbing theatre foreskin



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: Soggy disturbing theatre foreskin



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Insane Ceo Boiling Water



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: Laughsome emerald jewess



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: buff pervert

Some are gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#49020263)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 4:40 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#49655092)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 4:50 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

This one is like a stegasaurus, but it has a GIANT SPIKE ON ONE SIDE. Sure he could get through jungle trees pretty easy with that big ass thing sticking out of its side:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentrosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39922991)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: supple yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923000)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

Maybe a triceratops without the front horn. Keep the beak, but add some bones that look like hes combed hair on top of the frill.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosmoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923004)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:27 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

Hmm...how about one with GIANT DOMES ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS THAT THEY RAM INTO EACHOTHER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycephalosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923028)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

Ok we have one with a crocodile head, walks on two legs, is also GIANT, but also has a GIANT FAN SPINE. We all know a SPIKE BACK IS BADASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923052)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: Red space chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923074)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

You can tell that a child invented Stegosauruses because scientists have NO IDEA HOW THEY MATED

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2298415/Flexible-stegosaurus-inventive-way-mate-avoid-partners-spiky-back.html

Using the software, he found that males would have 'risked castration' from the deadly spikes on the female's hips if they tried to mount from behind.

He said: 'These prickly dinosaurs must have had sex another way. Perhaps the female lay down on her side and the male reared up to rest his torso over her.

'Other species would have used different positions, like backing up to each other.'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923080)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: sexy hyperventilating theater stage

lmao @ paleontologists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#46533684)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: slippery godawful resort

No child invented Quetzalcoatlus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923087)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: lascivious center nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923097)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

How about we take a Pterodactyl, make it TALLER THAN A GIRAFFE, and have it WALK ON LAND W WINGS KNEES AS FEET:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatzegopteryx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923102)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: odious persian

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/63/Hatzegopteryx.png/1920px-Hatzegopteryx.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#46533700)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling public bath masturbator

https://twitter.com/g_rdn_/status/1116533085485641729

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923234)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Irradiated candlestick maker plaza

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923415)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Hateful pea-brained kitchen stock car



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

You've got to have one with a MOHAWK because MOHAWKS are BADASS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambeosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923608)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: pungent stirring native rigor

THE CHILD OF GOD MAYBE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923623)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Tantric Gaming Laptop



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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: cream geriatric point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#41608516)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:52 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

Ok, so we've got a triceretops with three horns, one with two horns, what's the next natural progression you say? How about one with ONE HORN. Everything else the same.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923633)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:55 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

TBH, 1 horn isn't doing it for me. What is more BADASS than 3 horns?? FOUR HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabloceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923650)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: flesh diverse son of senegal

toy companies invented dinosaurs in the 1940s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923666)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: carnelian heaven

180 work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923686)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

4 Horned triceratops is BADASS, but with 2 of the HORNS POINTED TO THE SKY, there's not much FIGHTING POTENTIAL. Let's CURVE THE TOP TWO HORNS FORWARD for maximum killing potential.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machairoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923712)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

Let's do one with two horns- one on the frill, one on the nose. Well, that's nothing new. Got it. Let's make the nose horn CURVED DOWN.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einiosaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923751)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

We've got the FOUR HORNED triceratops, and a two horned triceratops with just two horns facing forward. How about we create ANOTHER TWO HORNED triceratops with the TWO HORNS ON THE FRILL. This way it makes sense when people wonder why the four horned triceratops suddenly has two horns on top. It's just a combination of each type of TWO HORNED TRICERATOPS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achelousaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923783)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:16 PM
Author: carnelian heaven

lol these retard scientists are just gluing the horn on backwards and calling it a new species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923798)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

Maybe, but what would you say if I told you there was a triceratops with SIX HORNS? THINK about how BADASS that would be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styracosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923812)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: Irradiated candlestick maker plaza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923820)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:18 PM
Author: carnelian heaven

at some point they are gonna run out of horsn and start finding triceratops wiht 0 horns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923827)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

If the people want triceratops with NO HORNS, then how about we make them REALLY CUTE and SMALL so they need NO HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protoceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923889)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)

it’s like with disposable razor blades, they used to have 1 blade, then they got a SECOND blade bc that’s TWICE as good, then they added a THIRD blade bc that’s EVEN BETTER, now they’re up to the FOURTH blade, FIVE and SIX can’t be far off, there’s no upper limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#49655099)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:26 PM
Author: boyish blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923904)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

I see NO HORNS TINY triceratops stopped the interest in this thread. No worries. I've got a BIG ONE with EIGHT HORNS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medusaceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923938)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: sable beady-eyed step-uncle's house kitty cat

Where is Estrada when we really need him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923954)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Tan overrated parlour

Pains me to admit it, but this is obviously correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923958)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 12:34 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

I think we've done enough LAND TRICERATOPS for now. How about one that has NO HORNS, a TINY FRILL, but SWIMS IN WATER

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koreaceratops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39923977)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39928268)



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Date: April 2nd, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: lavender dog poop

Estrada! I missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39928290)



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Date: April 3rd, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

We all know the TREX is the MOST BADASS dinosaur to ever have existed. Just look at him! We know a child definitely didn’t invent this KILLING MACHINE.

Oh also, TREX would BREAK HIS LEGS if he even tried to run.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/t-rex-couldnt-run-break-legs-638094%3Famp%3D1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39931845)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:22 PM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac doctorate

LOL at scientists being like, oh T-Rex could only run 17 mph. It was 25,000 fucking pounds. Most adult humans couldn't run 17 mph for an eighth of a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39940920)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:03 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39940743)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 4:14 PM
Author: disgusting forum

Not Quite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1n0Ih8N-E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39940845)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:09 PM
Author: disgusting forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#46533722)



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Date: April 4th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Aggressive plum set boistinker

Your review of the GOAT dinosaur book: "rise and fall of the dinosaurs"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#39942450)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

Let's add one that obviously looks like a kid was trying to draw a T-Rex, but decided to randomly put a GIANT HUMP IN ITS LOWER BACK which serves no purpose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concavenator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40026009)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:35 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

Here's one covered in feathers with long Freddie-Kruger fingers with LEGS OBVIOUSLY TOO SMALL TO SUPPORT ITS BODY

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothronychus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40026018)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:36 AM
Author: Apoplectic lake background story base

I have like a 2.5 foot by 1.5 foot illustrated dinosaur book I drunkenly bought on Amazon because estrada recommended it

Agree the feather shit is a bit flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40026025)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

Here's one that's literally named DRACOREX HOGWARTSIA, as in Hogwarts from the HARRY POTTER BOOK SERIES:

https://www.thoughtco.com/dracorex-hogwartsia-1092859

There's no way a kid would ever invent a dinosaur named after HARRY POTTER is there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40026041)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

How about a DINO BIRD that's a normal bird but has ONE FINGER where its WINGS should be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linhenykus

This definitely was not a child's attempt at drawing a bird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40115401)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: odious persian

"Heh, sorry sweetie, "Linhenykus" isn't a real word. But we can name him that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#46533533)



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Date: October 6th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Turquoise house cuck

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#48170590)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:15 AM
Author: multi-colored violet affirmative action french chef

I like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40115419)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: electric organic girlfriend menage

I really like it here in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40115582)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:59 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40584906)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 2:04 AM
Author: Cerebral Cerise Market Hairy Legs

cr, they're basically pokemon lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40584936)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40707900)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: Turquoise house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#48165944)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:27 PM
Author: Haunting thriller half-breed

Lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40707913)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

How about one that they originally thought had wings, then decided, “nah, he’s actually a dinosaur with a regular body and a 13 FOOT LONG NECK.” Honest mistake

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanystropheus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40707940)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 10:16 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#40910951)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: carnelian heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#41066318)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling public bath masturbator

Facts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#41066349)



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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#41608480)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

https://phys.org/news/2021-03-world-dinosaur-eggs-fossilized-babies.html

How about one with wings on the front of their body, covered by feathers including a feathery tail, giant hump on their head for no reason that was so stupid it got killed sitting on top of some eggs and then got fossilized in that same spot along with the eggs.

Wouldn’t that be a cool discovery!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#42086260)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

We have to have some hilarious ones. How about one with a GIANT DICK and BALLS poking out of his HEAD

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/tsintaosaurus-unicorn-no-more

Lmafo. This is definitely real folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#42086321)



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Date: March 11th, 2021 11:45 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#42089824)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#42242391)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: misunderstood zippy parlor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#42926060)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: histrionic fluffy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#42926062)



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Date: November 15th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#43445876)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: Vigorous Gaped Bbw Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#43898764)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: blathering patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#43898779)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Trip gold cruise ship

I once read a theory that back when these were first being found, there was only fame (and naming rights) to it if it was a new skeleton, so "scientists" were just making mashups of multiple skeletons to come up with something new each time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#43899359)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#44491871)



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Date: February 3rd, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Shimmering insanely creepy crotch crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#43901084)



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Date: February 9th, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: Turquoise house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#43939616)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: passionate rebellious hospital mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#44872855)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: misunderstood zippy parlor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#44874382)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#44874395)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

https://www.iflscience.com/this-350yearold-reconstruction-of-a-unicorn-skeleton-is-totally-hilarious-51122

Here’s one put together like a child tried to build a dinosaur with half the pieces lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#45024818)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: sexy hyperventilating theater stage

honestly more believable than most dinosaurs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#46533707)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: Turquoise house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#45024876)



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Date: October 11th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

How about this one- the NIGERSAURUS

https://paulsereno.uchicago.edu/exhibits_casts/african_dinosaurs/nigersaurus/

Long neck, SQUARE MOUTH like some kid just drew it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#45313753)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:09 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)

that’s offensively racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#49655100)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:58 PM
Author: odious persian

“It may come as a surprise that such a beautiful and nearly complete fossil could go unstudied for almost 100 years” said Ksepka. “This isn’t a unique case — there are relatively few paleontologists in the world, and only a small percentage of those study birds. Many other important fossils are surely sitting in cabinets waiting to be studied or even still inside their plaster jackets, waiting to be freed from the rock."

https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Bruce-Museum-dinosaur-fossil-found-named-17520134.php#photo-23063361

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#45383688)



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Date: December 27th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

Look at the Psittacosaurus-

Just a normal looking four legged dinosaur that WALKS ON HIS BACK LEGS and evolved what looks like GRASS GROWING OUT OF HIS TAIL. This thing is 100% Real bros

https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Psittacosaurus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#45701226)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 10:11 PM
Author: misunderstood zippy parlor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#46533507)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 11:21 PM
Author: odious persian

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Paraphysornis_model_Vienna.jpg/800px-Paraphysornis_model_Vienna.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphysornis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#46533762)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:34 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

lol. Looks like something from Bugs Bunny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#46534414)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Lime theater

the bones are like 85% plaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#46534419)



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Date: July 11th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: odious persian

Europeans generally stay out of this muck but look at these Swiss doods trying get in the spotlight a few years ago. The "fossils" were dug up in 1860, then in 2020 someone decided to make a dinosaur out of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanzia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#46536640)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 5:13 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)

lmao out of a couple of fragments of a shinbone

these people are fantasists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#49655101)



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Date: July 30th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

https://www.earth.com/news/dinosaurs-lungs-little-oxygen/

Turns out apatasarus lungs were not only too small for his body, but there was also 1/2 as much oxygen when he lived. Scientists-uh….he had BIRD lungs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#46607446)



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Date: December 12th, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: misunderstood zippy parlor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#47162085)



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Date: December 15th, 2023 8:02 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#47173344)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#47700293)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Lime theater

dinocucks are pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#47700348)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: Turquoise house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#48165942)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Turquoise house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#49018208)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13624829/dog-sized-dinosaur-lived-underground-Utah.html

Here’s one they just discovered that was dog size with GIANT MUSCLE ARMS. Definitely NOT something invented by a child!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#47832384)



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Date: July 11th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: misunderstood zippy parlor juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#47832394)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: sable beady-eyed step-uncle's house kitty cat

4 drumsticks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#49020248)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Soggy disturbing theatre foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#48399595)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: Contagious mexican dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#48399602)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#48556670)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Chestnut coiffed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#48935588)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: sable beady-eyed step-uncle's house kitty cat

Estrada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4199752&forum_id=2...#49018364)