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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
brass yarmulke
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
ruby shivering property
  03/02/24
...
vengeful lavender whorehouse antidepressant drug
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
motley crackhouse
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
brass yarmulke
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
motley crackhouse
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
brass yarmulke
  03/02/24
lmao
yapping well-lubricated chad multi-billionaire
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Hilarious dingle berry
  03/03/24
...
Soul-stirring tanning salon ape
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Pink know-it-all stag film depressive
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
galvanic glassy sanctuary
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
galvanic glassy sanctuary
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
cordovan trailer park
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
chest-beating corn cake locus
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Slimy Stage
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
adventurous ladyboy range
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
fighting trip school cafeteria knife
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Primrose Pungent Abode Gunner
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Vermilion home love of her life
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Erotic athletic conference
  03/02/24
...
Provocative Candlestick Maker Station
  03/02/24
...
Vigorous nudist laser beams idea he suggested
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Provocative Candlestick Maker Station
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Vigorous nudist laser beams idea he suggested
  03/02/24
...
yapping well-lubricated chad multi-billionaire
  03/03/24
...
Insane lettuce organic girlfriend
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Wild heady travel guidebook giraffe
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Haunting cerise space masturbator
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Haunting cerise space masturbator
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Yellow Marvelous Shrine
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
motley crackhouse
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Turquoise aromatic patrolman place of business
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
chrome alpha lodge
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
mind-boggling aqua church background story
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
ultramarine associate
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
adventurous ladyboy range
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
chest-beating corn cake locus
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Vermilion home love of her life
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
cordovan trailer park
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Vermilion home love of her life
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Razzle Forum Black Woman
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
electric walnut becky
  03/03/24
"shit"
Primrose Pungent Abode Gunner
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Mahogany useless address ceo
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
aquamarine ticket booth
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Lascivious university
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Out-of-control Indian Lodge Sneaky Criminal
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
electric walnut becky
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
glittery brunch
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
razzmatazz rough-skinned pistol bawdyhouse
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Titillating Point Mediation
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
odious theatre
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Exhilarant meetinghouse toaster
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
galvanic glassy sanctuary
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Pink know-it-all stag film depressive
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
electric walnut becky
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
French rehab
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
French rehab
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/11/24
...
mustard institution
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
cordovan trailer park
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Claret godawful factory reset button
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Vermilion home love of her life
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Vermilion home love of her life
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
fighting trip school cafeteria knife
  03/11/24
...
Claret godawful factory reset button
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
French rehab
  03/11/24
120
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  03/11/24
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Soul-stirring tanning salon ape
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/12/24
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Fiercely-loyal effete office codepig
  03/12/24
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Mauve irradiated legend
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
adventurous ladyboy range
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
sickened exciting parlour trust fund
  03/13/24
...
azure hyperactive goyim area
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Olive Bespoke Psychic Filthpig
  03/13/24
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vengeful lavender whorehouse antidepressant drug
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
sickened exciting parlour trust fund
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Claret godawful factory reset button
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
indigo death wish kitchen
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
glittery brunch
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
razzmatazz rough-skinned pistol bawdyhouse
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Exhilarant meetinghouse toaster
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
azure hyperactive goyim area
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
chest-beating corn cake locus
  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
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  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
adventurous ladyboy range
  03/13/24
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Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
sickened exciting parlour trust fund
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Swashbuckling Umber Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
chest-beating corn cake locus
  03/16/24
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offensive heaven selfie
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
vengeful lavender whorehouse antidepressant drug
  03/16/24
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mustard institution
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
insanely creepy confused immigrant
  03/16/24
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crawly roommate
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
high-end maize boistinker
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Wonderful bat-shit-crazy kitty cat
  03/16/24
...
cordovan trailer park
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
razzmatazz rough-skinned pistol bawdyhouse
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
Aphrodisiac chapel
  03/16/24
we're all for you
Fiercely-loyal effete office codepig
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
Olive Bespoke Psychic Filthpig
  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
French rehab
  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: brass yarmulke

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: ruby shivering property

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: vengeful lavender whorehouse antidepressant drug



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: motley crackhouse

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: brass yarmulke

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: motley crackhouse

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: brass yarmulke

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: yapping well-lubricated chad multi-billionaire

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Hilarious dingle berry

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring tanning salon ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Pink know-it-all stag film depressive

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: galvanic glassy sanctuary

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: galvanic glassy sanctuary

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: cordovan trailer park

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: chest-beating corn cake locus

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Slimy Stage

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: adventurous ladyboy range

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: fighting trip school cafeteria knife

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Primrose Pungent Abode Gunner

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Vermilion home love of her life

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Erotic athletic conference

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Provocative Candlestick Maker Station



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Vigorous nudist laser beams idea he suggested



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Provocative Candlestick Maker Station

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Vigorous nudist laser beams idea he suggested

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: yapping well-lubricated chad multi-billionaire



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Insane lettuce organic girlfriend



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Wild heady travel guidebook giraffe

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Haunting cerise space masturbator

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Haunting cerise space masturbator

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Yellow Marvelous Shrine

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: motley crackhouse

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Turquoise aromatic patrolman place of business

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: chrome alpha lodge

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling aqua church background story

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: ultramarine associate

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: adventurous ladyboy range

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: chest-beating corn cake locus

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Vermilion home love of her life

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: cordovan trailer park

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Vermilion home love of her life

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Razzle Forum Black Woman

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: electric walnut becky

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Primrose Pungent Abode Gunner

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Mahogany useless address ceo

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: aquamarine ticket booth

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Lascivious university

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Out-of-control Indian Lodge Sneaky Criminal

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: electric walnut becky

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: glittery brunch

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned pistol bawdyhouse

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Titillating Point Mediation

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: odious theatre

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse toaster

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: galvanic glassy sanctuary

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Pink know-it-all stag film depressive

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: electric walnut becky

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: French rehab

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: French rehab

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: mustard institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: cordovan trailer park

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Claret godawful factory reset button

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Vermilion home love of her life

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Vermilion home love of her life

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: fighting trip school cafeteria knife

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Claret godawful factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: French rehab

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: navy fantasy-prone parlor

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring tanning salon ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal effete office codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Mauve irradiated legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: adventurous ladyboy range

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: sickened exciting parlour trust fund

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: azure hyperactive goyim area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Olive Bespoke Psychic Filthpig

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: vengeful lavender whorehouse antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: sickened exciting parlour trust fund

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Claret godawful factory reset button

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: indigo death wish kitchen

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: glittery brunch

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned pistol bawdyhouse

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse toaster

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: azure hyperactive goyim area

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: chest-beating corn cake locus

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: tantric rose church building partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Saffron elite public bath skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: cocky jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: mustard institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Big pit faggotry

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: adventurous ladyboy range

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: sickened exciting parlour trust fund

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Umber Scourge Upon The Earth

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: chest-beating corn cake locus

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: offensive heaven selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Flatulent Orchestra Pit Jew

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: vengeful lavender whorehouse antidepressant drug

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: mustard institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy confused immigrant

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: crawly roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: high-end maize boistinker

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Wonderful bat-shit-crazy kitty cat

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: cordovan trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned pistol bawdyhouse

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac chapel

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal effete office codepig

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Smoky potus headpube

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Olive Bespoke Psychic Filthpig

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: French rehab

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: overrated azn double fault

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...#49545077)