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pathetic to see these rich ex athletes doing tons of commercials
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:55 PM Author: mewling death wish does derek jeter really need to dance like a monkey on national tv get you to sign up for capital one. for what like maybe a couple million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49577685) |
Date: January 9th, 2026 10:03 PM Author: mauve underhanded ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49577703) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:04 PM Author: shimmering alcoholic kitty cat persian the danny devito/eli manning jersey mike's commercial is particularly bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49577707) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:29 AM Author: Bespoke Glittery Set Feces agreed, especially given that PE bought Jersey Mike's and is hollowing out the food offerings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49577995) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:57 AM Author: mewling death wish the mannings long ago cemented themselves as the apex dancing monkey bazaar merchants of the 21st century and peyton more or less did it on eli's behalf. one more commercial with either of them doesn't really matter. i shake my head at someone like derek jeter, known for being aloof and image-conscious, hawking wares for subprime bank capital one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49578045) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: iridescent magical useless brakes corn cake the mannings are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579189) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Vivacious Poppy Wagecucks People Who Are Hurt I’m gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579191) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: iridescent magical useless brakes corn cake important post! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579195) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Vivacious Poppy Wagecucks People Who Are Hurt https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579202) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: iridescent magical useless brakes corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579206) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:20 PM Author: Vivacious Poppy Wagecucks People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579319) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:04 PM Author: Shaky Irate National Security Agency I'm wondering how much Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas is getting for selling testosterone supplements. Do you think it's more or less than $100k?
It seems like a low budget commercial for a low budget product but the dude made like 9 figures playing baseball, so it feels like his price should be higher. |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:13 PM Author: shimmering alcoholic kitty cat persian text GAINS to 96969 to find out whether it's more or less than $100k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49577748) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:27 AM Author: Shaky Irate National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49577992) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: iridescent magical useless brakes corn cake MAN BOOSTING FORMULA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579192) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Greedy abode nibblets gotta be more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579236) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:05 PM Author: talking misunderstood associate office u do it for free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49577712) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Vivacious Poppy Wagecucks People Who Are Hurt The modern world is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579180) |
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:15 PM Author: Green Bull Headed Mental Disorder they have to be bought or else they could start running their mouths about...stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49577754) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:03 AM Author: insanely creepy home I assume that they do these just to get away from home for a few nights and sex people who aren't their wives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49578052) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:08 AM Author: mewling death wish if derek jeter married someone who's not willing to be married to derek jeter at the expense of him occasionally telling her he's leaving town for some ambiguous & suspicious reason that's on him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49578057) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:17 AM Author: insanely creepy home But the lady who accepts that isn't as 180 as the lady who wouldn't.
OTOH, if you fly to LA for three nights to film a "commercial" for $2M, it's extremely easy to justify why you're entitled to pay $5K each to the two hottest WOC hookers in all of LA County. |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:34 AM Author: mewling death wish this is true only insofar as powerful people today permit themselves to be domestic showpieces for their oppressive wives a la jeff bezos. might be hard in the 21st century but better to find a mrs. barry lyndon than a jordon hudson.
but speaking practically he has more than enough plausible reasons to skip town. sorry babe autograph signing in white plains this weekend. bernie williams just had a grandson in puerto rico. |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: insanely creepy home “Two week fundraiser in Nairobi for cleft palate surgeries. I’m gonna miss you!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579338) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 6:50 AM Author: bonkers fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49578321) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: mewling death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579177) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: 180 sapphire candlestick maker Must be some panic setting in when your weekly checks go from $3.15 million to zero at age 43. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579197) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Medicated Theater Stage he's prostituting his face to the camera. what a face whore! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579200) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Balding adventurous international law enforcement agency They probably get other benefits from it like luxury travel and expensing fancy events for business meetings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579213) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: vengeful crystalline piazza Most athletes are notoriously financially illiterate and just flat-out literal retards who burn through their millions like that paycheck is going to keep coming in for decades, make retarded "investments" like in starting failing restaurants, buy ridiculously expensive shit, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579238) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: glassy generalized bond It was traditional to see retired athletes doing ads up until the 90s. They used to do all kinds of things, even local ads for PI shitlawyers (like 1970s Dodger Ron Cey):
https://youtu.be/5rFndadIFJk?t=283
Here's Joe DiMaggio doing an ad for Mr Coffee:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rHqfzQLKls
But you didn't see it as much after that when they started to really make big money, they didn't need it. Now you see it more and more, it's kind of unseemly. |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:20 PM Author: mewling death wish yogi berra and phil rizzuto worked at a menswear store in newark during the offseason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579318) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 9:46 PM Author: learning disabled kitty Yea, aren’t they supposed to buy a car dealership in their hometown, slide and let do? Why would they be doing something that probably yields way more money for much less risk and work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2...#49579894) |