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every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 pur...
pearl mischievous jap
  12/23/25
i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and...
Cowardly Ticket Booth Boistinker
  12/23/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
  12/23/25
lol. same with every thanks email i send
pearl mischievous jap
  12/23/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
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Contagious juggernaut crotch
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
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"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I ...
Gaped casino community account
  12/24/25
I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU
Chartreuse immigrant senate
  12/29/25
EVERY SINGLE TIME
Lilac Beady-eyed Lay
  12/30/25
...
Lime unhinged stead place of business
  01/17/26
I use the time-and-tested "I attach"
Yapping nowag point
  12/24/25
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Chartreuse immigrant senate
  12/29/25
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Lilac Beady-eyed Lay
  12/30/25
nature of the assignment
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  12/23/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
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Contagious juggernaut crotch
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
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tp
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Olive flatulent half-breed property
  01/14/26
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
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I love cum and cocks brother
awkward exciting becky
  12/23/25
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  12/29/25
The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER&...
pink rehab boltzmann
  12/23/25
i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking...
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  12/23/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
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adulterous school coldplay fan
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
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Cowardly Ticket Booth Boistinker
  12/23/25
Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memph...
lascivious home giraffe
  12/23/25
you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is g...
Contagious juggernaut crotch
  12/23/25
I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv t...
lascivious home giraffe
  12/23/25
it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with ...
Contagious juggernaut crotch
  12/23/25
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Hairraiser duck-like box office indirect expression
  12/24/25
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violent onyx house skinny woman
  12/24/25
ran here
Lilac Beady-eyed Lay
  12/23/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
  01/04/26
"I'm Gay"
Zombie-like slate fanboi
  12/23/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
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obsidian ratface
  12/23/25
"tp."
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/31/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
  12/31/25
I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially gro...
yellow nibblets
  12/23/25
180
Lime unhinged stead place of business
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Cowardly Ticket Booth Boistinker
  12/23/25
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very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/23/25
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adulterous school coldplay fan
  12/29/25
"My vertical crust."
Boyish house-broken associate
  12/23/25
Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laug...
vermilion indian lodge pervert
  12/23/25
I blurted out fuck my ass once at work
sick stag film
  12/23/25
same here with "nigger"
Yapping nowag point
  12/24/25
i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustwor...
Contagious juggernaut crotch
  12/23/25
Twice she grounder her butthold
Buck-toothed Free-loading Background Story Meetinghouse
  12/23/25
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  12/23/25
tp
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/30/25
I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, ...
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  12/23/25
i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who jus...
Contagious juggernaut crotch
  12/23/25
wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out
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  12/23/25
BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/23/25
*scrape, scrape, scrape*
tripping stirring idea he suggested resort
  12/23/25
WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every ...
lascivious home giraffe
  12/23/25
lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo li...
pearl mischievous jap
  12/23/25
Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance"...
lascivious home giraffe
  12/23/25
ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get i...
pearl mischievous jap
  12/23/25
180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006
Splenetic step-uncle's house
  12/23/25
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lascivious home giraffe
  12/23/25
this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didn...
pearl mischievous jap
  12/23/25
i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the...
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  12/23/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
  01/04/26
whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic a...
Splenetic step-uncle's house
  12/23/25
Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding
Metal Den
  12/23/25
Thanks!
Lilac Beady-eyed Lay
  12/23/25
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Splenetic step-uncle's house
  12/23/25
Thanl!*
lascivious home giraffe
  12/23/25
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Abusive Haunted Graveyard
  12/31/25
You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot
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Wonderful Sneaky Criminal Yarmulke
  12/23/25
relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "da...
Contagious juggernaut crotch
  12/24/25
Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if...
salmon persian
  12/23/25
WHOOOSHHH! and 180
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  12/23/25
Woah, CR
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/23/25
😽😽😽
Lime unhinged stead place of business
  12/23/25
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very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/24/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
  12/29/25
Concerned Dad here,
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  12/23/25
tp.
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/31/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
  12/31/25
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brindle reading party
  01/09/26
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
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mostly BOM threads CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEG...
Iridescent Thriller Theatre Alpha
  12/24/25
Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm. towards...
Contagious juggernaut crotch
  12/24/25
Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his...
drunken space volcanic crater
  12/24/25
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Yapping nowag point
  12/24/25
I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thu...
Chartreuse immigrant senate
  12/29/25
I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash l...
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  12/30/25
How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horr...
lascivious home giraffe
  12/24/25
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amber son of senegal
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Chartreuse immigrant senate
  12/29/25
I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and ...
Charismatic theater stage
  12/24/25
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Olive flatulent half-breed property
  01/14/26
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
  01/14/26
Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII
multi-colored scarlet dysfunction tank
  12/24/25
Fuck my ass
drunken space volcanic crater
  12/24/25
tp
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/31/25
...
Lime unhinged stead place of business
  12/31/25
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  12/24/25
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Sapphire Nofapping Parlor
  12/24/25
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Chartreuse immigrant senate
  12/29/25
Deals have to close
Hairraiser duck-like box office indirect expression
  12/24/25
tp
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/31/25
...
Lime unhinged stead place of business
  12/31/25
none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser
Metal Den
  12/24/25
tp
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/24/25
Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.
salmon persian
  12/24/25
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very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/24/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
  12/29/25
MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/24/25
- Paul Atreides tp, probably
Lime unhinged stead place of business
  12/29/25
180 cr tp
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/30/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
  12/31/25
"Oh, what a scholar!"
violent onyx house skinny woman
  12/24/25
"tp."
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/30/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
  12/31/25
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Light Heaven
  12/24/25
thank i have to go back and add an 's'
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
  01/14/26
I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out&hellip...
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  12/25/25
I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times i...
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  12/29/25
"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined ...
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  12/29/25
my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other da...
Burgundy fat ankles
  12/29/25
this was also boom
Chartreuse immigrant senate
  12/29/25
Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?
bat-shit-crazy motley clown
  12/29/25
This.
Razzle cuckoldry
  01/14/26
Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forg...
Iridescent Thriller Theatre Alpha
  12/30/25
The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the ...
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  12/30/25
nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn l...
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  12/30/25
tp.
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/30/25
doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast...
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  12/30/25
Inuit man
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  12/30/25
tp
very tactful wagecucks idiot
  12/30/25
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Lime unhinged stead place of business
  01/09/26
Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I th...
Bateful shrine masturbator
  01/09/26
180^180
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  01/09/26
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brindle reading party
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: pearl mischievous jap

every time i get my cheap jew self to splurge on a $1-$5 purchase, i quote CSLG to my wife about the best part of being rich (cf. his buying soda cup for water)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534307)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Cowardly Ticket Booth Boistinker

i think about “I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU” and “Behold, the attachment” basically every time I email a meaningful attachment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534320)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: pearl mischievous jap

lol. same with every thanks email i send

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534357)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Contagious juggernaut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534372)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534375)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Bistre Bisexual Striped Hyena Orchestra Pit



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49535590)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Gaped casino community account

"THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU" anytime I interact with friends and colleagues still at firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49536587)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse immigrant senate

I SEND THIS FILE OVER TO YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49548935)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Lilac Beady-eyed Lay

EVERY SINGLE TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49549293)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49596828)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Yapping nowag point

I use the time-and-tested "I attach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537870)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse immigrant senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49548910)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: Lilac Beady-eyed Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49549292)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: obsidian ratface

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534324)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534327)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: obsidian ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534358)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534359)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Contagious juggernaut crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534378)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534404)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49551294)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49552223)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Olive flatulent half-breed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49590186)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49590190)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: awkward exciting becky

I love cum and cocks brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534355)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: slippery medicated base



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: pink rehab boltzmann

The one that went “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Contagious juggernaut crotch

i can't hear "gimme the beat boy" without thinking "gimme the beef boy." in fact, not flame, i just had to google the song to remember the real lyric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534377)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534387)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: adulterous school coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534401)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534402)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Cowardly Ticket Booth Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534589)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: lascivious home giraffe

Same for me with One Night in Big Rods and Stimmin' in Memphis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534643)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Contagious juggernaut crotch

you gotta admit that the wreck of the cantor fitzgerald is goatus potus tier too. couldn't stop thinking about it recently because of the anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534655)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: lascivious home giraffe

I never actually read the post. This year due to the anniv there was a ton of Edmund Fitzgerald meme'ing IRL though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Contagious juggernaut crotch

it's poignant and heartwarming how that song resonates with men. we do share a cosmic fraternity that slimepits will never grasp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534677)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser duck-like box office indirect expression



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: violent onyx house skinny woman



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Lilac Beady-eyed Lay

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534850)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49562316)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Zombie-like slate fanboi

"I'm Gay"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534395)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: obsidian ratface



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49552238)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: yellow nibblets

I practice constant vigilance around animals, especially groups of muskrats, raccoons, squirrels, beavers, platypuses, because of zeke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534411)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Cowardly Ticket Booth Boistinker



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49535803)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: adulterous school coldplay fan



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Boyish house-broken associate

"My vertical crust."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534418)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: vermilion indian lodge pervert

Sometimes I'll randomly think of PN's snuggie and start laughing to myself like a lunatic.

I'm constantly thinking "fuck my ass", "I'm gay", and "nigger!" in response to everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534419)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: sick stag film

I blurted out fuck my ass once at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534540)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Yapping nowag point

same here with "nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537875)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Contagious juggernaut crotch

i say "fuck my ass" constantly irl around trustworthy people as a derivation of "i'm screwed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534556)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Free-loading Background Story Meetinghouse

Twice she grounder her butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49551289)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Trip legal warrant

I always think of the "No way it's actually 6 mill-Hi, who just joined" posts when I dial into a zoom call early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534600)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Contagious juggernaut crotch

i frequently chuckle internally thinking about "who just joined" *robot voice* "ASSFAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534613)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: tripping stirring idea he suggested resort

wrong CUM at CUMBANK, NIGGER pops out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534617)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

BEHOLD THE ATTACHMENT tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534628)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: tripping stirring idea he suggested resort

*scrape, scrape, scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534631)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: lascivious home giraffe

WHO WILL STOP THE INSERT CINDERELLA TEAM JUGGERNAUT!? every cfb season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534645)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: pearl mischievous jap

lol i cant watch or discuss tennis IRL w/o thinking of xo lingo. i said something to my dad recently about tyrolean doobs and got a puzzled look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534753)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: lascivious home giraffe

Yea, I forget normal people don't know who "Lance" Rafa Nadal or Lance Alcatraz are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534761)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: pearl mischievous jap

ofs. i use carlos alcatraz irl and that's one that ppl get irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49535454)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Splenetic step-uncle's house

180 i made the first JUGGERNAUT thread about rutgers in 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534839)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: lascivious home giraffe

89763247893264987342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534846)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: pearl mischievous jap

this sounds historically accurate. i remember that. but didnt know it was you. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49535455)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: maroon alcoholic athletic conference black woman

i have a couple lob friends that sold out to go work for the maine stream media

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534712)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49562315)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Splenetic step-uncle's house

whenever im at a wedding, i imagine doobs grabbing the mic and calling the groom a faggot

also at thanksgiving, doobs again, declaring the stuffing is mushy, reminding him of pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534837)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Metal Den

Probably why Earl didn't invite doobs to his wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534843)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Lilac Beady-eyed Lay

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534852)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Splenetic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534855)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: lascivious home giraffe

Thanl!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49534856)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Abusive Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49552242)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: beta pisswyrm

You should be thinking more about whether lettuce is faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49535430)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Wonderful Sneaky Criminal Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49535433)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Contagious juggernaut crotch

relatedly, cannot go near a subway without thinking "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49536685)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: salmon persian

Any time I hear something really high brow witty I wonder if FLW thought of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49535561)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Fragrant primrose stock car kitty cat

WHOOOSHHH! and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49535585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

Woah, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49535594)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business

😽😽😽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49535702)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537174)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49547910)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Floppy university death wish

Concerned Dad here,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49535809)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49552243)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49552250)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: brindle reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49576888)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49592642)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Iridescent Thriller Theatre Alpha

mostly BOM threads

CREAMING YOU GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY COLLEGE IS A FUCKING JOKE (TAKE OUT SOME MORE LOANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!)

I want total chaos communism

I want to be beaten to death with baseball bat on tv

Etc

Theres also stuff like petro once did a series of posts on what it would be like to wake and bake and play bubble bobble as an 80s college student but those are much fuzzier memories where I can't actually recall what was posted

I think about the bizbort a lot and periodically bump like 30 threads from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49536591)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Contagious juggernaut crotch

Getting close to applying a wrench to my forearm.

towards what end?

I'd say right about in the middle.

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49536692)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: drunken space volcanic crater

Every time I make a mess I think “garbage man earn his pay today”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537065)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Yapping nowag point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537877)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse immigrant senate

I cannot look at a judge in robes without thinking "thugs in black dresses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49548944)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Claret swashbuckling coffee pot feces

I think this every time I put disgusting shit in the trash lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49551280)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: lascivious home giraffe

How you going to bring up boom and not mention house of horror or she's in adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537867)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: amber son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49551284)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Chartreuse immigrant senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49548941)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Charismatic theater stage

I've definitely used "we'll see what unfolds" and "pretty much anywhere we want" around my relatively normal friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49536595)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Olive flatulent half-breed property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49590188)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49590192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: multi-colored scarlet dysfunction tank

Jew-Vax, Nig Riot, WWIII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49536773)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: drunken space volcanic crater

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537064)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49552241)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49552253)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: sticky canary electric furnace degenerate

here’s the thing about peterman and doobs

when doobs struts into the flyin' j to get his shitpipe stuffed with man juice, everyone knows what's up. he's an old-timer by now. he's like the old motherly waitress/chef at the family-owned diner where you grew up — one look at you walking through the front door and, with a warm smile and nod, she gets cracking on your old regular order without a hitch, not having forgotten even though you haven't been there for five years. doobs knows all the johns by now, knows just how they like it, and comes ready to please. when the deed is done, the deed is done right, and everyone goes home happy — both the ginger with the brimming boipussy and the john with the emptied load. there's almost a semblance of respect in it all — everyone knows their place and puts their heads down to get the job done.

but peterman's new to this game. he scampers in like a bucking bull — arms akimbo, rosebud wide — pining uncontrollably for a heaping slab of man meat and a slurp of the ol' west virginia chowdah. no grace. no control. no self-respect. he comes in hungry as they come, but he's gotta learn how to please — and the johns gotta keep puttin' him in his place. a nice hard smack here and there. leave a beet red hand print on that ass so the next trucker knows that this boy's an ornery one. but he'll learn his way around a cock if it's the last thing he does — he's puttin' in hours at record pace, and the boys at the ol' j won't have it any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537107)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Sapphire Nofapping Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537125)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse immigrant senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49548945)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser duck-like box office indirect expression

Deals have to close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537117)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49552237)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49552255)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Metal Den

none, because I'm not a complete fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537119)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537175)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: salmon persian

Cmon. Everyone thinks about Tall Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537558)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537863)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49548883)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

MOTHER, open your blouse for I AM THIRSTY! tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537177)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business

- Paul Atreides tp, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49548884)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

180 cr tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49551288)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49552221)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: violent onyx house skinny woman

"Oh, what a scholar!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537707)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

"tp."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49551291)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49552222)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Light Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537712)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: dashing disrespectful nursing home

thank

i have to go back and add an 's'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49537721)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49590182)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac kitchen keepsake machete

I remarked “the true face of the kike comes out…” recently irl

That poast really stuck with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49539135)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Dull forum hairy legs

I've accidentally dropped "CR" a couple of times in social contexts

both times people asked "what" and I had to hastily backtrack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49548888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Arousing blathering national

"Nigger sneakers squeaking on a jew court" ruined basketball for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49548917)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Burgundy fat ankles

my ex wife, who has never been on xo, texted me the other day about this. i told it to her, i don't know, a decade ago? she still thinks about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49548930)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse immigrant senate

this was also boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49548948)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy motley clown

Did the cancer spread to the organ that writes memos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49548942)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Razzle cuckoldry

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49590370)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Iridescent Thriller Theatre Alpha

Don't even remember where it came from (maybe some long forgotten 4-reply bizbort post) but "unrealized gains realized" pops in my head all the time. A powerful turn of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49550723)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Mint bespoke pit dog poop

The thread on biglaw themed horror movies “Friday the 31st: Jason enters his time”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49550734)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: carnelian station cuck

nutella and rina haggling over frog prices in a jungle azn language like lao or hmong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49551263)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49551282)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

doobs beating RSF to death with an oar off the italian coast tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49551281)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Cerebral pale sanctuary private investor

Inuit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49551287)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: very tactful wagecucks idiot

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49551298)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49576856)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Bateful shrine masturbator

Whenever I set the garbage can out and it's really full I think of "Garbage man will earn his keep today"

Also a random thread that asked "Are handrails prole?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49577083)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49577139)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: brindle reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813492&forum_id=2...#49590343)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Lime unhinged stead place of business



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