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Why do office workers eat so much? Seen them chow down on $24 Panera Lunch
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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:20 PM Author: KPop Semen Hunter What makes office workers eat like lumberjacks? Being sedentary makes them hungry af somehow. I heard a theory recently from a PhD that they're malnourished in some certain way and the body just craves calories in general trying to make up for it.
Like people who ate a lot of lean meat got this condition https://hekint.org/2022/01/26/rabbit-starvation-protein-poisoning/
Maybe all the soy, corn, seed oils etc are causing a similar thing |
Date: March 21st, 2026 1:23 PM Author: Talk to Alvor of Riverwood (πΎπ£) they were always fatties who didnt play sports and chose something they could do to stay inside and not move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759353) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:23 PM Author: fatty nigger (β π) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759355) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:30 PM Author: KPop Semen Hunter They eat like that because office life creates a constant low-grade state of psychic depletion, and hyperpalatable lunch food is the easiest legal drug for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759374) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Talk to Alvor of Riverwood (πΎπ£) OK fatty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759378) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:31 PM Author: KPop Semen Hunter ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759382) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:30 PM Author: cowgod you have to maintain a kind of baseline all the time, you can't just veg out if you lack energy and do shit in bursts at your own pace.
you're under threat constantly
high as fuck cortisol from open concept.
the ubiquitous coffee makes people shit themselves empty and want to refill with something
you can't just chill like don draper and sleep on your couch, you have to be "on" even when you aren't doing shit
jmo ymmv |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:33 PM Author: KPop Semen Hunter Yes they're all "under slept" too. Cortisol high af and just fat and balding and they make like 110k at a Mortgage company or whatever, Burger King fry cook stoner who makes 32k per year has a higher QOL and better sex life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759388) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:22 PM Author: cowgod to be a top tier office wagecuck you have to have basically no vices, perfect workout routine, if your an Engineer you have to learn Engineering in your downtime too. see all those CEO morning routines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759536) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:30 PM Author: KPop Semen Hunter "I have been in Outlook for 4 hours and I deserve a warm bread bowl the size of a toddler." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759377) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) There is too much sodium in everything and they don’t eat enough protein because that shit costs money. So it’s cheap carbs to hunger to cheap carbs over and over until they are fat as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759379) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:48 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon it eases the existential pain of a rubber room existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759430) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:50 PM Author: Juan Eighty Skilled labor such as hunting commas burns a lot of calories (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759433) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:54 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass for starters, they're women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759451) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Gay Grandpa What you are missing is that $24 only buys you 1/2 sandwich and a mini-cup of soup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759488) |
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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:26 PM Author: samoth Looking around at typical Americans, I don't think overeating is a problem limited to office workers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...#49759545) |