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Probably getting fired for some "locker room talk" at the office
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:01 PM Author: Enola str8 I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a cheerleader & say to my buddy "whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman? I'd let her shake my pom-poms". And i grabbed my crotch area.
Well it turns out it's one of the partner's 17 year old daughter and he was in earshot. I guess she tore her ACL or something at cheer nationals so we were all supposed to sign it as a get well thing. They asked me to go ahead and head home for the day and said they'd talk about what to do next. We usually have a really loose atmosphere and like to bust each other's balls but this might have gone too far. |
Date: May 5th, 2026 7:02 PM Author: UhOh “I’d tear up her ACL!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49868097) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: Enola str8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49868100) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM Author: bye bye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49868104) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM Author: The Redwall Cinematic Universe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49868105) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., Ass Clit Labia |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM Author: bye bye ass adult woman tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49868103) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Enola str8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49868131) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:31 PM Author: The Redwall Cinematic Universe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49868159) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49868891) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:33 PM Author: Guy Debord adult gig? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49868162) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 11:06 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49868604) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) is this a hot piece of ass adult woman convention amirite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49868893) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:13 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) lol cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49869110) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:40 AM Author: Enola str8 A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR looked through the company policy binder and said I can't be fired because
1) she is a civilian, not an employee, so it's not harassment
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2) I implied she was of age. If I knew she wasn't an adult woman and said what I did, I'd likely be canned. There was no age written on the cardboard thing and she really looks like a 90s Baywatch lifeguard woman. Even other older chicks there said she looks like a real woman with huge cans. Sounds like I'm in the clear. |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:44 AM Author: oomox WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49868867) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:30 AM Author: Trust If Aryan I'll bite...
You're not in the clear because her dad now has it in for you. The other female employees will act sympathetic because they hate dad for flaunting hot daughter. However they hate you more for recognizing hot daughter and acting like a normal man.
HR will prevent you from being fired now. But you did commit a speech / thought crime. You'll be performance reviewed out by year end. Call recruiters asap |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Enola str8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49869673) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:21 AM Author: And what ur doing right now? It's illegal. By law, harassment needs to be REPEATED and UNWELCOME. This was neither. You are entirely in the clear and ur butthurt colleagues should try looking at the LAW for once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49869046) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:50 AM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball Yeah I grabbed this one coworker’s cannons and honked em once and they tried to get me on that but couldn’t since it was just a one-time event (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49869086) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:22 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface It also doesn't matter if the subject of a joke is uncomfortable as long as someone who witnesses or overheard it is. There's gray line around repetition and egregiousness as well
Your HR team anecdote actually makes this more believable than if you reported them to have any real knowledge or understanding of key HR principles |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Enola str8 The law is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49869669) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:14 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) one weird trick. i mean, i'll be damned, saved by the company handbook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49869112) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: gay of hormuz "oh yeah that cutout? definitely looks like a real woman. Huge cans too." (58 yo HR lady) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49869645) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: Frank Gallagher (blowing myself to kingdom cum - пиздец) We just went through that training. If it makes any faggots uncomfortable the faggots can still sue you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49869885) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:10 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49869022) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:24 AM Author: The Penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49869050) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: busy beaver we adult woman fetishists are a persecuted sexual minority. emphasize that angle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2...#49869888) |