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Bret Easton Ellis's new novel "The Shards" coming out

600+ page novel, main character named Bret Ellis, set in 198...
Hairless drab toilet seat area
  01/13/23
Lmao
Effete beta hospital fat ankles
  01/13/23
The Sharts
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  11/17/23
Are you looking for graphic descriptions of gay sex? It will...
fishy aphrodisiac dingle berry
  01/13/23
tbh, ellis hates fags more than most straights
Hairless drab toilet seat area
  01/13/23
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Motley mood
  03/13/26
I’m about 200 pages in and so far the book is 98% gay ...
Canary base digit ratio
  11/16/23
Around the time I made this thread I picked it up in a Barne...
Hairless drab toilet seat area
  11/17/23
TBF it’s still his best book since Glamorama.
Canary base digit ratio
  11/17/23
8000% gay
big honey-headed doctorate
  03/13/26
80s LA as in sunset rock scene? if so then would read. but i...
Startled multi-billionaire
  01/13/23
i liked the one he put out around 15 years ago about himself...
chrome glittery juggernaut boltzmann
  11/17/23
More pedo fan fiction.he’s cashing checks based on pas...
Bateful erotic tank
  11/17/23
just finished. if you like BEE you will like this. its got a...
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  03/13/26
i started this thread in 2023, remember hating what I read o...
Hairless drab toilet seat area
  03/18/26
didn't he kinda do a book like this? i forget the name but i...
chrome glittery juggernaut boltzmann
  03/18/26
probably imperial bedrooms. its a sequel to less than zero a...
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  03/18/26
lunar park. i looked it up. i remember liking that one
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I sit at my desk in the dim glow of the sixty-five-inch OLED...
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I’ve read all of BEE’s novels and enjoyed The Sh...
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  03/18/26
his narration is probably why I like the shards better than ...
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  03/19/26


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Date: January 13th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Hairless drab toilet seat area

600+ page novel, main character named Bret Ellis, set in 1980s LA, where teenage Bret fucks around LA while a serial killer is on the loose.

Yuge fan of Less Than Zero, Rules of Attraction, AP, and Glamorama (my favorite), after which each of his books has been shit pure shit.

Return to form or cashing checks?



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Date: January 13th, 2023 10:21 AM
Author: Effete beta hospital fat ankles

Lmao

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Date: January 13th, 2023 10:21 AM
Author: crawly skinny woman rehab

The Sharts

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Date: November 17th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: Blue Karate Useless Brakes



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Date: November 17th, 2023 9:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Coral Casino



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Date: January 13th, 2023 10:27 AM
Author: fishy aphrodisiac dingle berry

Are you looking for graphic descriptions of gay sex? It will probably have plenty of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2...#45782984)



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Date: January 13th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Hairless drab toilet seat area

tbh, ellis hates fags more than most straights

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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Motley mood



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Date: November 16th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Canary base digit ratio

I’m about 200 pages in and so far the book is 98% gay sex. I never thought of Ellis as a limpwristed flaming queen before this but he is clearly impossibly homosexual. Didn’t he used to pretend to be bi? He’s def 8,000% gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2...#47064754)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: Hairless drab toilet seat area

Around the time I made this thread I picked it up in a Barnes and Noble and read like 100 pages.

Insufferable.

But tbf, while he's always been turbogay, he is of the last generation of honorable self-hating gays. He despises faggotry, despises gays in advertising, thinks AIDS is your own fault, and constantly mocks his faggot boyfriend for being super gay.

He's like a rock and roller about whom you just need to pretend he never released an album after 1996 or something.



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Date: November 17th, 2023 9:54 AM
Author: Canary base digit ratio

TBF it’s still his best book since Glamorama.

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Date: March 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: big honey-headed doctorate

8000% gay

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Date: January 13th, 2023 10:50 AM
Author: Startled multi-billionaire

80s LA as in sunset rock scene? if so then would read. but if its another gay fan fiction about a bisexual loner creeping around bev hills, then no, not interested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2...#45783129)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: chrome glittery juggernaut boltzmann

i liked the one he put out around 15 years ago about himself being a fag doing drugs at parties

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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Bateful erotic tank

More pedo fan fiction.he’s cashing checks based on past glories. I’ll pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2...#47066526)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ocher athletic conference space

just finished. if you like BEE you will like this. its got all the intricate descriptions of violence and gays sex that any xo'er should appreciate.

what I liked best was the daily diary like descriptions of LA in the 80s. I'm a sucker for trashy "rich-kids lives" novels and addicted to all things 80s so this was in my wheelhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2...#49740181)



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Date: March 18th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Hairless drab toilet seat area

i started this thread in 2023, remember hating what I read of this book... but three years later I still often think about one passage where he visits his old elementary school and feels very melancholic.

so i guess maybe its better than i thot. if a passage still resonates after 3 years that is more than most books manage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2...#49752977)



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Date: March 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: chrome glittery juggernaut boltzmann

didn't he kinda do a book like this? i forget the name but i read it back in like 2008. it was about him, the author, and elements of his books seeped into his irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2...#49752986)



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Date: March 18th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ocher athletic conference space

probably imperial bedrooms. its a sequel to less than zero and talks about how the book/movie affected the characters lives twenty years later. "Clay" is essentially bee.

also had the gay for pay elements that shards has where hollywood fags abuse young actors. BEE is fairly tuned in to that stuff and ironically hates fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2...#49753653)



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Date: March 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: chrome glittery juggernaut boltzmann

lunar park. i looked it up.

i remember liking that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2...#49753874)



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Date: March 18th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: spectacular becky school cafeteria

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Date: March 18th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: chrome glittery juggernaut boltzmann



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Date: March 18th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: very tactful gaming laptop

I’ve read all of BEE’s novels and enjoyed The Shards. Before it was a novel, he released it chapter by chapter by reading it once a week on his podcast during the pandemic. This was the best way to experience it, you can find it out there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2...#49754003)



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Date: March 19th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring ocher athletic conference space

his narration is probably why I like the shards better than less than zero. his voice perfectly matches the dreamy, disconnected tone. kinda like watching a david lynch movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5270008&forum_id=2...#49755177)