Will share stories ITT of my SiL sexually provoking me & me never consummating
| Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | comical azn | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | infuriating stirring trailer park | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/16/24 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/29/23 | | Ultramarine dashing indian lodge gaping | 09/29/23 | | Magical avocado mexican | 10/12/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | Trust If Aryan | 12/23/25 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | marvelous deer antler tanning salon | 09/29/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Yummy Phase Pol Pot | 12/24/25 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Ultramarine dashing indian lodge gaping | 09/28/23 | | passionate locale pisswyrm | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Magical avocado mexican | 09/28/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | walnut step-uncle's house nowag | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | walnut step-uncle's house nowag | 09/29/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | green galvanic menage scourge upon the earth | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/29/23 | | Exciting Sepia Garrison | 09/29/23 | | Chartreuse state | 09/29/23 | | .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; | 12/23/25 | | mildly autistic generalized bond station | 09/29/23 | | passionate locale pisswyrm | 09/29/23 | | Juan crow | 12/22/25 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Arousing Parlour Trump Supporter | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | contagious confused feces | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | contagious confused feces | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Vermilion Useless Brakes Mad Cow Disease | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Vermilion Useless Brakes Mad Cow Disease | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Vermilion Useless Brakes Mad Cow Disease | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Vermilion Useless Brakes Mad Cow Disease | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Ultramarine dashing indian lodge gaping | 09/28/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Chartreuse state | 09/29/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/16/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | Orange tripping international law enforcement agency ladyboy | 09/28/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Magical avocado mexican | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | Exciting Sepia Garrison | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | Exciting Sepia Garrison | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/16/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | Histrionic Potus Orchestra Pit | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | infuriating stirring trailer park | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | walnut step-uncle's house nowag | 09/29/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | Sticky Tattoo Friendly Grandma | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/29/23 | | Chartreuse state | 09/29/23 | | Exciting Sepia Garrison | 09/29/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/16/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; | 12/23/25 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | razzmatazz chad parlor | 09/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/28/23 | | Sticky Tattoo Friendly Grandma | 09/29/23 | | Sticky Tattoo Friendly Grandma | 09/29/23 | | Sticky Tattoo Friendly Grandma | 09/29/23 | | Vermilion Useless Brakes Mad Cow Disease | 09/29/23 | | odious lake clown chapel | 09/29/23 | | Cerebral frozen principal's office | 09/29/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | Slate Unhinged Double Fault Water Buffalo | 10/03/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/16/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | Magical avocado mexican | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | Ultramarine dashing indian lodge gaping | 09/29/23 | | Iridescent vigorous striped hyena | 09/29/23 | | walnut step-uncle's house nowag | 09/29/23 | | walnut step-uncle's house nowag | 11/28/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/16/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | racy hominid | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/16/24 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/29/23 | | Mischievous office wagecucks | 09/29/23 | | Ultramarine dashing indian lodge gaping | 09/29/23 | | Cerebral frozen principal's office | 09/29/23 | | Exciting Sepia Garrison | 09/29/23 | | bistre boyish pozpig area | 09/29/23 | | Dead cordovan bawdyhouse masturbator | 09/29/23 | | Territorial hospital | 09/16/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/16/24 | | Territorial hospital | 09/16/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 09/16/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 10/12/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 10/12/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 10/12/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 10/12/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; | 12/23/25 | | Trust If Aryan | 12/23/25 | | vivacious school | 10/12/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 10/12/24 | | Hairraiser Haunted Graveyard Home | 11/08/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | fuchsia laughsome persian | 11/08/24 | | Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat | 11/08/24 | | lascivious gay party of the first part | 11/08/24 | | the cathedral of light | 12/22/25 | | .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; | 12/23/25 | | the cathedral of light | 12/23/25 | | .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; | 12/23/25 | | prospero ano y luicidad | 12/23/25 | | .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; | 12/23/25 | | the cathedral of light | 12/23/25 | | .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; | 12/23/25 | | Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing | 12/23/25 | | .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; | 12/23/25 | | .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; | 12/23/25 | | .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; | 12/23/25 | | .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; | 12/23/25 | | .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,; | 12/23/25 | | Yummy Phase Pol Pot | 12/23/25 | | kikeapalooza | 12/23/25 | | Battle Diaper Alita | 12/23/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
 |
Date: September 29th, 2023 11:24 AM Author: bistre boyish pozpig area
For ex. I could've fucked several friends' gfs. Never did so.
OR various girls in college who, while I didn't look 2x at them at the time, are in the realm of Phantasy for a paired-off aging lawyer now.
You can't collect interest on a spank-bank account, but you can deposit the funds into more fertile channels.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46859085) |
Date: September 28th, 2023 10:25 PM Author: Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat
Last year. Again on a boat. (Combination of sun, alcohol, and minimal clothing probably contributes to some of these.) I'm sitting at the front of the boat with the SiL and my wife and the SiL turns to my wife and is like, I shit you not, "hey, what do you think it would sound like if [pumo] and I were having sex? Maybe like this [simulates loud sex sounds and her bouncing on my dick cowgirl style]." Wife gets super pissed, "[SiL] I don't think it's funny for you to talk about my husband that way." SiL laughs it off and tells wife she's being sensitive. Later in the evening I make a shitty comment to SiL about it, something totally awkward like "hey, ummmm, about that simulated sex scene on the boat earlier today ...."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46857555) |
Date: September 28th, 2023 10:38 PM Author: Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat
I've told this one before here. We're at her house. A few years ago, pre-COVID. It's dinner time. She's in her master bedroom in a bathrobe lying on her bed. I'm out in the hall. She calls me over, "hey, pumo, what do you want for dinner." I reply "whatever." She's like "no, come here, I'm ordering on my iPad." So I walk into the bedroom and as I get closer it's apparent that her bathrobe is up around her waist, she's lying down facing the bed, so her bare ass and hairy pussy are casually exposed like if you were fucking her lying down from behind. We proceed to have a discussion about which tacos we both want to get as if I'm not staring at her plump, still wet from the shower ass and pussy, and then I back out of the room as she orders.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46857617) |
 |
Date: September 29th, 2023 1:42 PM Author: walnut step-uncle's house nowag
The risk is not only that she will destroy his life. The bigger risk is that he is giving her power to destroy his life at any time, on a whim.
At that point she's got him by the nuts 24/7
"Oh but it's a suicide mission she'd have to admit fault too.". Lj fucking l. Have you ever met a woman?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46859810) |
 |
Date: September 29th, 2023 3:51 PM Author: walnut step-uncle's house nowag
1 they are irrational
2 women are favored in divorce court anyway but most importantly
3 she will successfully portray herself as the victim of his untoward sexual malevolence and everyone will take her side. "Oh but she flashed her boob at me while she was breastfeeding what a tart! She was wearing a robe!"
" I thought we were family... I thought I was (sob sob) safe around him! I never imagined he was a predator (sob sob)"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46860420) |
Date: September 28th, 2023 11:08 PM Author: Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat
I think I've shared this one at some point here too but since we're doing a compilation. It's just after Christmas, just a couple years ago, SiL and her family are at our house for the holiday week. Everyone else is asleep but she and me and she's nursing her baby. Lights are dimmed, fireplace is on, I'm drinking a scotch. We're across the room from each other. She pops out her tits, full view, no attempt to hide it, usual practice, chats with me. Baby finishes. She looks at me and is like "bet you'd love to suck on this." I mumble something lame and then she's like "okay, I'm tired, I'm going to bed, goodnight" and heads upstairs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46857739) |
 |
Date: September 29th, 2023 11:56 AM Author: Exciting Sepia Garrison
cr everyone loses
content ends for us (aside from whatever immediate shitshow fallout there is post-revelation)
your wife resents her sister forever
your wife won't trust you because this had been going on for years on end without a peep
your sister-in-law resents you for making your wife resent her (and probably ending her marriage, even if it wasn't going to last), so you don't even get to bone her
you hate yourself because you've actually hit the worst possible outcome: honesty AND blue balls
best case scenario is you and the wife stare at each other dispassionately for years until the kids are grown. worst case is divorce, no custody, and certainly no more tits-in-law (welcome to the Doodikoff Circuit)
stray strong pumo. it's rare for one of your kind to get this kind of support from sudos but we believe in you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46859254) |
 |
Date: September 28th, 2023 11:33 PM Author: Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat
I'm glad my pain is good reading. Those are the big "stories" I can think of off the top of my head. To be clear, and I've said this before, every time we are around each other I will inevitably see some combination of her ass, puss, or tits, like it just happens to the point of it being a common occurrence. The OP was prompted, by the way, by a text from her telling me she wants to visit in a few weeks. And I'm like "sure, hahahaha, that would be great hahahahahahahaha"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46857878) |
Date: September 28th, 2023 11:53 PM Author: razzmatazz chad parlor
just fuck her
you sound like a gay mormon dork in these "stories"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46857928) |
Date: September 29th, 2023 12:02 AM Author: Sticky Tattoo Friendly Grandma
Let me propose a way for you to screw her.
Next time you’re alone and at her place, put the towels in the laundry room and take a shower. Call down to her “Kate, where the hell are the towels??! Can you bring one up!?”
When she brings one up (sounds like 50% chance she’ll have changed into a robe on her own) come out of the shower and brush her tits as you get the towel. She’ll start leaning in and it will “just happen,” to use female language lol.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46857962) |
Date: September 29th, 2023 3:12 AM Author: Cerebral frozen principal's office
I have a theory that women do this because it allows you to transfer your sexual energy toward your wife (her sister) & it propagates her (their) genes & is low risk. Primitive humans were probably doing shit like this constantly. Like dudes get bored of fucking their wives for the 9000th time so need shit like this to make it novel. It takes a village.
I have had similar stuff go on and it is 100% only happens when youre taken
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46858232) |
 |
Date: September 29th, 2023 11:19 AM Author: bistre boyish pozpig area
She was a complete smokeshow. Blonde bombshell, runner, nice rack (big C cups, she was always walking around naked), always nicely pressed into tennis gear, etc. etc.
Yet here we are now -- she had two kids but she doesn't have custody of them, and at some point she hit the wall and gave up and got fat. And what of all of her forbidden flirtations now?
The human condition is towards rot, decay, and dust.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46859051) |
 |
Date: September 29th, 2023 11:27 AM Author: bistre boyish pozpig area
My neighbor across the street, cool dude in his mid-50s, wears a Hawaiian shirt all the time, we borrow tools from one another -- good dude -- just found out he's got a daughter he never knew about, woman in her early/mid-20s, now staying at the house, with neighbor's wife still there and all that. When I reported hearing of the tale to him I say, "hey, what a blessing, guess we both have a recent edition to the family -- but boy, am I tired, kind of wish I'd done it your way. Condoms, not even once, am I right? SO overrated..." and then the neighbor's wife is sorta shooting daggers @ me and fidgeting so I walk on (I'm walking the dogs).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#46859091) |
 |
Date: November 8th, 2024 11:43 AM Author: Soggy Codepig Kitty Cat
None of it is jackoff fiction. Never understand this defensive response by XO to IRL situations I've been dealing with for 10 years.
If I were going to write "jackoff fiction" it would probably involve more than me never doing anything for a decade.
hth
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#48310622) |
 |
Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:23 AM Author: .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,;
Vacationed together in the fall in a beach setting involving a lot of bikini / swimming / “hey, let’s go on the two person inner tube together” situations. Was constantly suppressing giant boners. I’m extremely sexually attracted to her; when I’m hanging out with her solo I’m caught up in her looks and I probably actually love her. I just enjoying hanging out and spending time with her. It’s not a good situation. She looks incredible. She’s also been texting me a bunch since the fall trip just random chatty shit. (To be clear I also love my wife and family and haven’t done sexual shit with SiL despite all the situations I describe above, I’ve been straight edge.)
She’s coming post Christmas with her kids. Not bringing her rocky SO. Going to stay with us for an indeterminate amount of time. Imagine a lot of close proximity / hanging out / living together situations, she’s going to be in my house with me, wife, and kids, her SO not around, he’s going to visit family back east. She’s actually gotten less chatty with me last week or so as she’s started planning this visit and I’ve been light negging her in response.
She’s also, weirdly, been talking about possibly moving into our town away from where she currently lives. Wife jokes she’ll be sleeping in our bed soon and I want to die. I sometimes wonder if wife would be open to something either 3 or 1:1 1:1 separately. Also, maybe the talk of moving here is SiL’s soft way of approaching separating from SO but she’s so wildly inconsistent and mercurial who the fuck knows. Bottom line she’ll be hanging around in her robe no panties for like a week after Christmas.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#49532957) |
 |
Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:35 AM Author: .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,;
Brother, fully admitting I may just be talking myself into something, I actually find that scenario significantly less morally depraved than e.g., banging an app slut or a random out of town conference woman. I think shit like this involving sisters has happened all the time historically in families.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#49533253) |
 |
Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:43 AM Author: .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,;
None of this, down to each detail, is flame. This is just my life.
I’m in constant psychosexual pain around my SiL because she constantly makes me want to fuck her and I think I also love her but I also love my wife and family and am faithful and also aware of the danger.
Maybe I’ll just fuck her a little after Christmas like just the tip / just to experiment for science.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#49533280) |
Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM Author: .;,;.;,.,;,.,;,;
A little out of sequence but it’s spring 25, I’m sleeping in the basement of her house (long story), it’s late at night, her husband is out entertaining for work at a game, my wife is sleeping on a different floor of the house, SiL comes down in her short shorts ostensibly to chat about life (which we then do for an hour) and greets me by saying “are you done masturbating down here?” It would have been so fucking easy to convert in that setting. That line was practically begging me to do it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...#49532967) |
|
|