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Hypo: $4M, but someone breaks a glass overnight in your house 1x per year
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: Nazca Redlines You get $4M, tax free today.
Then, approximately once per year for the rest of your life, someone will break a glass in your house overnight, in the wee hours of the morning. If you have suitable glasses (or beer bottles, etc.) it might be one of those. If you don't, it'll be a random, standard glass, wine glass, beer bottle, etc.
The glass will shatter in the way a glass typically does when dropped onto a tile floor from a few feet up.
But, it'll happen in a random location in your house. It's just as likely to be a carpeted corner of your living room as it is on the middle of the tile in your bathroom.
The "someone" who breaks the glass is kind of like a ghost or apparition. Not in a spooky way. Just the glass kind of breaks on its own, when no one is around.
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,..., Sure, seems ok. My wife’s job is now to put on her house boots and scan the house for broken glass every morning. Worst case I step on a piece of glass when I get up which is NBD. After that we do whatever. Beats current setup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664072) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:52 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Stepping on a piece of glass sucks. It's definitely not NBD. And the Fear of the potential for it every step, every day would be stressful.
How does the $4M change your life? |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,..., I never again am required to converse with a woman who does an office job. I can pick a piece of glass out of my foot if necessary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664090) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: spotify podcast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664142) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 2:25 AM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49665108) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Darnell lol, yeah man. i can deal with a little broken glass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664073) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:05 PM Author: Nazca Redlines What's your strategy? Are you wearing shoes in the house all the time, or are you just going to slide and let do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664107) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:20 PM Author: Darnell slide and let do. i wear socks at home all the time.
thinking about it more, i'd probably shuffle more instead of stepping |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:24 PM Author: Nazca Redlines I don't think socks alone are cr for this hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664137) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Darnell socks + shuffling means i'll run into glass instead of stepping on it.
maybe i'll adopt house shoes like these
https://us.giesswein.com/pages/wool-slippers |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:54 PM Author: @grok, is this true? Good hypo. I accept. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664087) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:05 PM Author: Nazca Redlines 180. How does your life change? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664108) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:41 PM Author: @grok, is this true? Keep more first aid kits around the house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664164) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:09 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III I have a feral pack of children marauding about my house 24.7.365 as it is, so the only thing I would notice in this hypo is the change in my brokerage balance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664115) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Doing this with kids sounds rough. Getting glass in your foot in 120. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664140) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:38 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III They already all have nice slippers/house shoes. Beyond that, they’re all old enough that they’re on their own (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664159) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:15 PM Author: Mr Right i would LOVE that, but where will i get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664124) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664451) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: spotify podcast just wear sliders lol retards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664144) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: Mcp What constitutes a house?
I accept whatever the definition this is too easy |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 7:29 PM Author: spotify podcast id do this for 5k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664240) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:03 PM Author: ....;..;...;;;.....;;......;; Uh yea pay a maid $100k a year to search your house every morning for glass.
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:57 PM Author: Nazca Redlines So you're just chilling in bed until the maid comes and completes her sweep? I hope she doesn't get complacent after 350 straight days of NO GLASS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664644) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:06 PM Author: (*)> (i'm in your city) couldn't you just install those ground motion sensor lazers like that european guy dances through in Ocean 12 and program them to only go off in a certain zone if they're only tripped in that zone. that way you'd know exactly where the glass was broken and could dispatch your robot vacuum to sweep that shit up wtf easy af hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664335) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:59 PM Author: Nazca Redlines The glass will just sort of appear broken. It'll be an ethereal and undetectable presence until it's at rest, broken and on the ground. So, no motion detectors. They won't work.
I guess you could rig up some sort of camera and AI analysis system to detect the changes on the floor, if you're able and inclined.
Robo vacuum is OK, but it's probably not good at getting up all tiny pieces of glass. And it's definitely not good at getting into corners, in tight spaces, etc. |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:05 PM Author: norwood ultra i mean i can break my own glasses for free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664462) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Covid was a Hoax are you sure you dont mean once per night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664464) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations My primary concern (if you really want to know) is whether, under the terms of the hypo agreement, I'd be allowed to talk with my Autoadmit friends about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664480) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:59 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Of course. That's priceless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664652) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:44 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664717) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:59 PM Author: Nude Six Nine Glass? Who gives a fuck about glass? Who is this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664653) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:53 PM Author: Drunkard I need to get $4m from my cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833788&forum_id=2...#49664767) |