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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
hairraiser cerise internal respiration
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
Fantasy-prone ratface
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
hairraiser cerise internal respiration
  05/01/26
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Talented preventive strike chapel
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
Fantasy-prone ratface
  05/01/26
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disgusting abode half-breed
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
zombie-like pozpig
  05/01/26
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hairraiser cerise internal respiration
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
Exhilarant Trailer Park Mad Cow Disease
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Irradiated church
  05/02/26
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Enola str8
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
buck-toothed ape
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
sable indian lodge
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
Low-t multi-colored base
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
Irradiated church
  05/02/26
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topaz trip coldplay fan
  05/02/26


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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: hairraiser cerise internal respiration

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone ratface

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: hairraiser cerise internal respiration

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Talented preventive strike chapel



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone ratface

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: disgusting abode half-breed



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: zombie-like pozpig

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: hairraiser cerise internal respiration



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park Mad Cow Disease

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: Irradiated church



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Enola str8



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: buck-toothed ape

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: sable indian lodge

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Low-t multi-colored base

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2...#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: Irradiated church

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2...#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: topaz trip coldplay fan



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