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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM Author: Sick water buffalo faggot firefighter By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930901) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM Author: sadistic stock car I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931484) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM Author: deranged reading party casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512167) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM Author: Pearl wonderful sneaky criminal I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474648) |
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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Sick water buffalo faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26493563) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM Author: Red rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27588580) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM Author: Turquoise house-broken alpha Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26658065) |
Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM Author: curious naked space The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930910) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM Author: Duck-like Laughsome Degenerate Internal Respiration Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930914) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM Author: odious chocolate point lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930918) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM Author: Thriller Ivory Athletic Conference Tank lol, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931204) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Comical psychic sanctuary loling in my office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092349) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM Author: Red rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27588583) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM Author: peach concupiscible native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27588950) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM Author: Disrespectful round eye lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930979) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: Sick water buffalo faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25579337) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM Author: Buck-toothed lodge There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931002) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM Author: cream circlehead mother LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931461) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM Author: Disrespectful round eye "lawyers are great communicators" LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM Author: Passionate center 180, but at you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092270) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: Marvelous hall death wish "They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474438) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM Author: Purple irate school lol ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26658063) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM Author: blue talented windowlicker Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930943) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM Author: Cracking flirting bawdyhouse Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930975) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM Author: Splenetic jew they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930986) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM Author: buff cruise ship I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930995) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM Author: infuriating drab market How different is Greek from Ancient Greek? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931498) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM Author: buff cruise ship My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931633) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM Author: Sick water buffalo faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587602) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Splenetic jew We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930982) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Federal aromatic theater stage they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931632) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM Author: Sinister library quadroon I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24930999) |
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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM Author: coral charismatic preventive strike More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24965155) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM Author: soul-stirring trump supporter this would be 180 lets do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931007) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM Author: Sinister library quadroon The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931010) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: dull theater lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26535943) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM Author: odious chocolate point I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931011) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM Author: soul-stirring trump supporter ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931209) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM Author: Cyan private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24932215) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM Author: soul-stirring trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092417) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:07 PM Author: Sick water buffalo faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25511987) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM Author: sepia vibrant fanboi *prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*
All right bros lets head out |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM Author: soul-stirring trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931213) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM Author: sepia vibrant fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931227) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM Author: sepia vibrant fanboi Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931269) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM Author: Disrespectful round eye history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931295) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM Author: sepia vibrant fanboi "GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931456) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM Author: soul-stirring trump supporter lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931466) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM Author: Duck-like Laughsome Degenerate Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931468) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM Author: Motley Box Office Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931476) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM Author: Disrespectful round eye "As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931487) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM Author: 180 fat ankles lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931508) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM Author: Disrespectful round eye don't fight the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931524) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM Author: 180 fat ankles hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931605) |
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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: avocado institution patrolman (xo poast... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25743638) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM Author: dull theater greeks watched on ESPN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26535954) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: overrated orchestra pit "While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."
- Bbooooooooomripides |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM Author: sepia vibrant fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512211) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: sepia vibrant fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26474621) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM Author: vigorous soggy hunting ground stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27589557) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM Author: useless cruel-hearted yarmulke "i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27587641) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM Author: vigorous soggy hunting ground stage CRIMINALLY underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27589466) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM Author: chrome weed whacker even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931491) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM Author: 180 fat ankles lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931518) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM Author: chrome weed whacker lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931522) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM Author: buff cruise ship Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931597) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM Author: soul-stirring trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24964849) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: soul-stirring trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24964867) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: White swashbuckling lay there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24964883) |
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM Author: soul-stirring trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24980825) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: Heady judgmental newt regret jfc we're all done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25092176) |
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM Author: Sick water buffalo faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#28734625) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM Author: Exhilarant carnelian hell The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931774) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM Author: excitant vermilion crackhouse philosopher-king Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931793) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM Author: Exhilarant carnelian hell One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931804) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM Author: indigo mischievous business firm BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931812) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Exhilarant carnelian hell I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931819) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM Author: buff cruise ship They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931818) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM Author: Disrespectful round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24932124) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM Author: anal prole candlestick maker ...but after he sneezed they would murder him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#29111772) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM Author: blue talented windowlicker We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#24931865) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM Author: up-to-no-good garrison Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:
DIESELNOJERBPWNED |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: wine provocative hairy legs it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.
but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years. |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM Author: Floppy address doctorate proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25512258) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: talking dashing mental disorder hissy fit Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.
And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.
I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14. |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM Author: flesh locale mood Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.
The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.
lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here. |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM Author: azure scourge upon the earth Count me in with the Delphic druggies then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#25580472) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM Author: vigorous soggy hunting ground stage CRIMINALLY underrated poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#27589485) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Light Trip Sound Barrier Resort Semi-srs response:
-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.
-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.
-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:
Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder. Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology Astronomy: Basically everything Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better. Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc. Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible. Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.
...and so forth.
-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).
-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again. |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM Author: Jet-lagged church as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.
"To be fair," he lisps... |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: adventurous principal's office cumskin Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2...#26536084) |
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