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Hypo: 1M to be locked in abandoned mall w two hungry big cats
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:11 PM Author: Passionate hateful den You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the other end. The mall has two levels and a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle. Mall systems are running as if it were a normal day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780217) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:12 AM Author: domesticated scourge upon the earth EDIT: nm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520528) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:56 PM Author: Low-t Charismatic Field Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#48040797) |
Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM Author: Twisted Nursing Home Therapy I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with one big cat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780225) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:31 PM Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#49772691) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM Author: Contagious depressive property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780233) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:14 PM Author: Twisted Nursing Home Therapy If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats some nice pretzel dogs, fill them up, and walk out the other side at your leisure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780240) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: Lavender corner Big cats love snacks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780282) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:54 PM Author: copper gas station mexican everyone loves snacks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35789344) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Passionate hateful den this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780246) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: Contagious depressive property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780279) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:18 PM Author: Passionate hateful den a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780299) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: Contagious depressive property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780327) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM Author: bonkers sandwich degenerate this pleases me much to read (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783591) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:22 AM Author: Contagious depressive property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35790030) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:41 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle chest-beating indian lodge sprinted past an albino liger to poast this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35790067) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: umber locale (guy who played Alien: Isolation) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781760) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:04 PM Author: Contagious depressive property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783439) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM Author: anal silver liquid oxygen where is the food court?
is there a spencer's gifts? |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Passionate hateful den Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780263) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: anal silver liquid oxygen Shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780408) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: Maroon haunted graveyard stock car I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of success at 35 percent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780266) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:17 PM Author: Thriller sanctuary masturbator I think it's much closer to 0%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780287) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM Author: Vigorous stead boistinker Wtf are you impostering me for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780318) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: Thriller sanctuary masturbator whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780332) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:25 PM Author: Vigorous stead boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780382) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM Author: Maroon haunted graveyard stock car It’s a homage. What color are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781077) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:25 AM Author: Vigorous stead boistinker Midnight blue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35784393) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:43 PM Author: excitant stage genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781424) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:18 PM Author: Maroon haunted graveyard stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35782144) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM Author: Underhanded address internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783719) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:18 AM Author: Vigorous stead boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35790021) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: Lavender corner I'd do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780272) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM Author: Lavender corner *loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting Goods* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780311) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM Author: Contagious depressive property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780345) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: Lavender corner No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway.
*suits up Doom style with Craftsman chainsaw* |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: Contagious depressive property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780511) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:42 PM Author: Lavender corner Here, kitty, kitty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780990) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM Author: Lavender corner *charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segway* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781044) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:23 PM Author: Passionate hateful den there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they don't sell guns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780359) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM Author: Thriller sanctuary masturbator There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described in OP.
If they were asleep you might be able to make it, but they'd probably want to play (roughly). They're very curious. |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: Talking plaza personal credit line seems not that difficult (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780325) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:40 PM Author: Beady-eyed Orchid Becky Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35788159) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM Author: Jet-lagged immigrant shrine I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper Image store (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780347) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:24 PM Author: Appetizing Elite Kitty but where will I get the $1MM? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780372) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: Shivering Heady Gaping Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Just avoid the tiger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780410) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:34 PM Author: galvanic hospital lol what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780457) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:35 PM Author: Shivering Heady Gaping Do you know what a jaguar the animal is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780462) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM Author: galvanic hospital Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally in the range of 56–96 kg (123–212 lb). Larger males have been recorded to weigh as much as 158 kg (348 lb)
This could absolutely fuck a grown man up, are you insane? |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM Author: big athletic conference jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws no match for pumo |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: excitant stage genital piercing that's a leopard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781435) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: big athletic conference Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard? A jaguar. Besides being larger than a leopard, they have the strongest bite force of any big cat, including tigers and lions. They regularly kill crocs, which leopards don’t. |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Narrow-minded vermilion wrinkle generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780736) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:36 PM Author: Razzle Dull Halford Double Fault sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780467) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM Author: know-it-all cuck *rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self* *makes lots of noise* |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: Razzle Dull Halford Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780513) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Amber Buck-toothed Headpube Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780597) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:20 PM Author: Multi-colored clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780773) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM Author: Aquamarine theatre this made me spit my coffee out at work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781049) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:02 PM Author: know-it-all cuck ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781154) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:37 PM Author: H-Value Why do people lie about spit-takes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#49772708) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: soul-stirring circlehead brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783435) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:00 PM Author: Shaky house indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35786732) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:11 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle chest-beating indian lodge *spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35789407) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:27 AM Author: Sexy voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35790038) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:36 PM Author: Mind-boggling azure bawdyhouse mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520021) |
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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:03 PM Author: Shaky house indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#48332322) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: sickened violent point quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#49353512) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: Light odious hairy legs mad cow disease odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, lion/tiger, or double tiger ur avg 6'4 230 lb xo po would stunt on bobcats cheetahs leopards and cougars |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:43 PM Author: galvanic hospital A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780523) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM Author: Light odious hairy legs mad cow disease seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but pluckiest member of the big cat family what next, denver isn't in the midwest because it isn't mid enough? |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: Narrow-minded vermilion wrinkle generalized bond Denver is not midwest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781125) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:28 PM Author: bonkers sandwich degenerate (denverite) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783613) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:32 PM Author: Maroon haunted graveyard stock car Lmao, ur retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35786898) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM Author: startling love of her life state the biggest idiot here hands down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35786916) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:16 PM Author: Light odious hairy legs mad cow disease sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle part of the western united states or western part of the middle of the united states, by any definition it's midwest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35788046) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:44 PM Author: Talking plaza personal credit line i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780525) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:29 PM Author: bonkers sandwich degenerate lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783618) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:21 AM Author: Contagious depressive property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35790029) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:45 PM Author: Dead primrose hominid menage Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780535) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Wild cerebral church I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins and tie them all to a clothing rack side-to-side. Ideally these would span the width of the mall hallways. I'd dress them all up in drag gear with huge dildos glued over their bodies, and use shoelaces to tie my hands and feet to the hands and feet of the mannequins so I could control them like puppets. I'd then sneak out to the Sears and get 8-10 table saws and about 400 feet of extension cord and a surge protector. I'd duct tape the power saws to their hands, connect them to the surge protector, and plug it in. I would then walk with the mannequins through the mall, making synchronized slashing motions with the table saws, obliterating any "cats" in our way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780596) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM Author: Amber Buck-toothed Headpube Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780600) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Doobsian mahogany institution partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780747) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM Author: Aquamarine theatre Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your mannequin murder rape machine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781086) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: Wild cerebral church It would actually be easier because I could grab everything at once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781290) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Thirsty tank sweet tailpipe criminally underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#49353472) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:51 PM Author: Olive hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781473) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:55 AM Author: kink-friendly razzmatazz gunner national Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking your mannequin orgy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35784788) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:56 PM Author: copper gas station mexican what are the dildos for again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35789357) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:58 PM Author: Arrogant Meetinghouse ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520450) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM Author: Boyish patrolman I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#37080416) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:37 PM Author: Mind-boggling azure bawdyhouse mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520026) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:52 PM Author: puce location ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520083) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:57 PM Author: Passionate hateful den lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520114) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:37 PM Author: Doobsian mahogany institution partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520345) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:38 PM Author: Twisted Nursing Home Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520347) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: talented bearded public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#49353503) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM Author: Amber Buck-toothed Headpube Resort Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across the roof (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780604) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:55 PM Author: Provocative main people This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780606) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:09 PM Author: Wild cerebral church Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780682) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM Author: Wild cerebral church Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body works and run through the mall squirting it on the floor and laughing as they slip and tumble over each other (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780704) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:18 PM Author: Thriller sanctuary masturbator Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&B? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780750) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:06 PM Author: pea-brained navy business firm underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35786762) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM Author: Lavender corner Oh, what "kings of the jungle." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781007) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM Author: Razzle Dull Halford Double Fault cr plan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781009) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:39 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle chest-beating indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35784429) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:14 PM Author: Indigo puppy set Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing one and leaving the other heavily wounded but well fed? Why would I pay 1m for that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780720) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM Author: Light odious hairy legs mad cow disease op must really have it in for big cats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781054) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Useless exhilarant pit Does the mall have a sporting goods store? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780732) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:15 PM Author: Concupiscible smoky office goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783515) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM Author: Lavender corner http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783639) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM Author: Concupiscible smoky office goyim mind reader, are you a gremlin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783718) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Narrow-minded vermilion wrinkle generalized bond good thread would play again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780743) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:27 PM Author: mustard fiercely-loyal fanboi dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35780844) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM Author: Lavender corner *releases pet store chihuahua diversion* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781083) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:55 PM Author: Lavender corner Cats are cats.
Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and some meat from the food court, and they'll probably have dinner and curl up for a nap. |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM Author: bonkers sandwich degenerate why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put it on top of yourself and then just inch along the floor, protected by possibly five mattresses resting on top of you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783637) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: Lavender corner Could work. I had a similar idea.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631 |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM Author: Diverse codepig Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself inaccessible to a cat (by closing doors, building a barrier, w/e). Ideally, have bottled water nearby.
Wait for cats to die of hunger/thirst. |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:01 PM Author: Lavender corner There's a reason we rule this rock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783421) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:34 PM Author: bonkers sandwich degenerate a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the auntie anne's and marble slab yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783675) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:36 PM Author: Diverse codepig A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these are "hungry" cats so I assume they're at least a few days into NOFOOD already. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783697) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: Indigo puppy set bloodacre could go for a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35784433) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:08 PM Author: pea-brained navy business firm *Cats frolic in mall fountain* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35786769) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:24 PM Author: Lavender corner Or shits in it.
https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM Author: carmine aromatic cumskin Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats would go apeshit for those kooky gadgets they sell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35781444) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: Maroon haunted graveyard stock car Race car would be perfect! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35786861) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:50 PM Author: Pearl selfie Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised with marble floors??
Surely pumped up on adrenaline, donning Howie Long’s slip on sketchers and running about 19mph you should be able to out maneuver them for lack of traction |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:05 PM Author: soul-stirring circlehead brunch I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783447) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM Author: bonkers sandwich degenerate is there an adopt a pet at this mall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783594) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:30 PM Author: Lavender corner Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox.moe/ka5k9k.jpg
Cover it with a sheet that has a view port cut out of it.
Then turtle your way to the other end. |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM Author: Diverse codepig Clever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783681) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:28 PM Author: Maroon haunted graveyard stock car Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over when they smell you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35786868) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM Author: Lavender corner *hops in Tesla, drives to other end* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35783677) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:11 AM Author: Startled ladyboy First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:
There are two floors in Macy's and escalators inside the store. Kinda like this but with 2 floors:
https://www.thesomersetcollection.com/retailers/macys/
I get my bearings, up and down. I figure a big cat doesn't know how to ride an escalator--especially the wrong way up. I stack some mannequins by the landing so I can throw in its path up the escalator if it comes to that.
There is a home goods store with big kitchen knives. I grab a couple of pointy 6" ones like this
I need a warning system to alert me to the cats' presence. I want to know where they are before I make a move--if I can help it. I bet I can move a bunch of light chairs and stools from the makeup section (supplemented by some shelving or something) to create a barrier of sorts in front of each entrance that will won't stop a determined cat but will make enough racket to give me warning to flee up or down.
I'll figure out how to raise and lower the evening security gate and close it down and get some sleep.
I think my next play is to move my barriers outward, clearing safe space several stores down. Same idea with a warning detector. I probably can lower the security gates to 3" off the floor, drape some sheets over it to the floor and block most of the open clearance with some tables or stacked mattresses. Just to confuse the cat enough to let me get through and then up or down and out. I know I can slip through my designated opening and if chased head up or down and slip out the other entrance in the same way. I leave some mattresses outside the gate for shutting the cat inside.
But if that happens, then it's a surprise and I'm out in the open with 1 cat to go. So I'm careful at first. I want to see it coming.
I think I like the idea of being on the top floor and baiting them downstairs. The food court is too far so I need to get them downstairs in my section. I have all kinds of scented shit, gift baskets, cupcake batter. So I definitely have some type of food bait, but who knows if they cats haven't found the same kind of shit in the mall. But this is perfect:
I decide to be ironic and lather copies amounts of wet pancake batter around a mannequins's ken doll nullo and hang dripping from the second store to about 5' off the ground downstairs. As far down as to the first atrium I can comfortably get. I tie some jingle bells or glasses or whatever i can scrounge up around to make a warning sound.
I set up a couple more.
If I can put eyes on 2 cats at once downstairs, I run to freedom in my Nike Air's. That's my plan.
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:29 PM Author: Maroon haunted graveyard stock car /thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35786876) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:30 PM Author: copper gas station mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43519997) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:39 PM Author: Mind-boggling azure bawdyhouse mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520031) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:33 PM Author: Maroon haunted graveyard stock car Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them hauling ass to the other side. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35786902) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM Author: Maroon haunted graveyard stock car Two words: Quad-Copter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35786919) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 9:07 PM Author: free-loading mother market yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Would take some patience and resourcefulness.
That said, I once worked in a mall, so I'm cocky. |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:36 PM Author: Gay cruel-hearted rigor rehab Fantastic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35789223) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:19 AM Author: Vivacious Temple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35790022) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:26 AM Author: Cheese-eating Charcoal Step-uncle's House Sneaky Criminal id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while catdoods are catnipin' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35790037) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:33 AM Author: drunken dilemma crotch What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could just sneak by (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#35790046) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM Author: Aquamarine theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#37080397) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM Author: Boyish patrolman I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Hot Dog on a Stick and gorge myself until the Tigers get me. I don't really want to live anymore and I also love Hot Dog on a Stick, so this hypo works well for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#37080406) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM Author: Concupiscible smoky office goyim Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder ways to evade two hypothetical big cats within it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#37080420) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM Author: Aquamarine theatre Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#37080443) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM Author: lilac bossy home candlestick maker I haven't been to a mall in years
now reading through this 180 thread, I am reconsidering |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:32 PM Author: floppy citrine death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520001) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:19 PM Author: Duck-like water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43519952) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:20 PM Author: Passionate hateful den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43519956) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:21 PM Author: copper gas station mexican "big cats" in the title always cracks me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43519962) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:28 PM Author: Adulterous costumed church building Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it’s leopards, cheetahs, mountain lions, and/or Jaguars. Cheetahs have a very specific fixed action pattern that is easy to avoid triggering, and the remainder are primarily ambush predators. Lions (especially male) and tigers would be tough as shit though. Hopefully one of the nearby stores has laser pointers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43519987) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:34 PM Author: Twisted Nursing Home Therapy How the fuck is this even a question?
"a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle"
Random. Raaaaaaaaaaandom. RANDOM. No, you don't get to choose the cats, because that's literally the opposite of random. |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:04 AM Author: Adulterous costumed church building I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be random if it was Darnell the lion or Jacqueline the lioness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520487) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:29 PM Author: floppy citrine death wish FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats for $1mm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43519993) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:03 PM Author: Spruce Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520146) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:09 AM Author: domesticated scourge upon the earth Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours and wait for the cats to die of thirst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43520515) |
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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:08 PM Author: cobalt spectacular station bbw They could just drink out of the toilets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#48332343) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Thirsty tank sweet tailpipe okay, then wait for them to die of hep c. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#49353474) |
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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:21 PM Author: Low-t Charismatic Field Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#43575672) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Effete center brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#49353428) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Twisted Nursing Home Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#49353482) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:04 PM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#49772598) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:26 PM Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp Sure. I don't know if y'all have ever paid attention, but malls all have hallways that run all over the place that are for employees only that would be well out of the way of BIGCAT. You get in one, you cop dat service ladder, and you travel through the ceiling.
It's how you know this site is populated with losers who've never worked an honest day in their lives. |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Frutiger Aero big cats tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2...#49772703) |