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  06/10/17
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Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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  06/10/17
MOAR!
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  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
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  06/10/17
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  10/02/17
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  12/22/17
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  06/10/17
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  06/10/17
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  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
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  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
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  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
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  06/11/17
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lol at the prescience of the Trump one
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evan39 is our orwell
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Deranged pocket flask
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
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  06/19/18
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  06/09/19
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glassy soul-stirring mad cow disease
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
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  11/11/21
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Slap-happy low-t twinkling uncleanness casino

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Azure french dragon

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

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Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: primrose floppy address legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: odious crimson lay

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: primrose floppy address legend

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: primrose floppy address legend

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

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Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

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Japanese lawyers:

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Obama's Kenyan relatives:

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Prole wins F-16 jet:

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KKK on Eric Garner:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: glassy soul-stirring mad cow disease

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: motley chapel elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: charcoal den volcanic crater

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: primrose floppy address legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: spectacular turdskin gas station

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: spectacular turdskin gas station

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: primrose floppy address legend

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Chaebong Hyung:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: primrose floppy address legend

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: chest-beating submissive parlor azn

German man claims Antarctica

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: primrose floppy address legend

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: motley chapel elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Erotic Reading Party Box Office

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: primrose floppy address legend

Somali and Sudanese engineers

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Erotic Reading Party Box Office

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: primrose floppy address legend

MIT lingustics

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: primrose floppy address legend

Woman chattering away

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: primrose floppy address legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: honey-headed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Retard in business school:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

College dreams come true:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: dun soggy stage

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: primrose floppy address legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: primrose floppy address legend

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: insanely creepy stock car

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: primrose floppy address legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: primrose floppy address legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: primrose floppy address legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: primrose floppy address legend



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: primrose floppy address legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: Shimmering ratface space

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Azure french dragon

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: dun soggy stage

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: exciting very tactful jewess wagecucks



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: dun soggy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: glassy soul-stirring mad cow disease

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: glassy soul-stirring mad cow disease

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: dun soggy stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: dun soggy stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Sienna vigorous dysfunction field



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: dun soggy stage



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: deep henna genital piercing

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: primrose floppy address legend



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: dun soggy stage

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: Cerebral friendly grandma



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Trump mocks fat kid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: razzle translucent antidepressant drug

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Plague doctor:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: dun soggy stage



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: dun soggy stage

Orlando residents discover libraries

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: dun soggy stage

Migrants flee images of Portland

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: greedy bisexual shrine gaming laptop



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 PM
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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: dun soggy stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: dun soggy stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: Azure french dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: dun soggy stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: brilliant faggot firefighter



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: dun soggy stage

Marco Rubio household finances

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: dun soggy stage



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: motley chapel elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46787892)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: motley chapel elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49679564)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Pink wild clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: Olive abode

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: glassy soul-stirring mad cow disease

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: Green big scourge upon the earth newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48551569)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49713693)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: Pink wild clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45592426)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45689672)



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Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45704179)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: Adventurous Sepia Fat Ankles Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46417156)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46549529)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: primrose floppy address legend

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: brilliant faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47118982)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: Olive abode

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: dun soggy stage

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48551475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: greedy bisexual shrine gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48551477)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48556988)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48851327)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48892585)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: multi-colored indirect expression

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: autistic laughsome range black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: fishy insecure public bath pistol

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49679519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49687964)



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Date: March 7th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836024&mc=63&forum_id=2#49679646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49722791)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Deranged pocket flask

Female Air Force pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844858&mc=24&forum_id=2#49738780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49738785)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: Deranged pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49790656)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: flesh glittery whorehouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49790657)