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Post ITT and I will assign you a wife from Bard College's women soccer roster

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curious spot nibblets
  01/07/22
Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.
Soul-stirring incel
  01/07/22
Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys s...
curious spot nibblets
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I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I...
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Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be fai...
curious spot nibblets
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180
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definitely does anal
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Deep Yarmulke
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Maybe best in thread
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vivacious deer antler reading party
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Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA...
curious spot nibblets
  01/07/22
I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $
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curious spot nibblets
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Henna Adventurous Factory Reset Button Half-breed
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Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the...
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hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about
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impressive Adams Apple
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lol
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RIP, Doctor.
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Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deep...
curious spot nibblets
  01/07/22
No no no no no I disavow I want this one https://bard...
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ungh, LI guidette
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Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread
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From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She...
curious spot nibblets
  01/07/22
any relation to bob saccamano?
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She's had a distinguished collegiate career: 2021: Sage s...
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Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed....
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i want her
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need James Joyce jr in here asap
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Im done here
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not the toilet wrecker?
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FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor
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In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.
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quarter gook?
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so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's s...
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An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this. Yo...
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wonder how long her pubic hair is?
fear-inspiring nursing home
  01/07/22
Every one of these women has 10x my T levels
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curious spot nibblets
  01/07/22
That's a 50yo man with hippie hair
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"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.
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High school: Bush.
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I just want someone Asian.
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curious spot nibblets
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Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly https://bardath...
curious spot nibblets
  01/07/22
I'm done here
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  01/07/22
great thread
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  01/07/22
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  01/07/22
jfc 180
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  01/07/22
Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ou...
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  01/07/22
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744473)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring incel

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744474)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Soul-stirring incel

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744485)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
Author: Tan boistinker cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744478)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Tan boistinker cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744497)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: bat shit crazy talking lay corn cake

definitely does anal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Deep Yarmulke



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Electric shrine queen of the night

Maybe best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: vivacious deer antler reading party



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744486)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: vivacious deer antler reading party

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744488)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: multi-colored clear abode

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744517)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Stirring stag film



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: bat shit crazy talking lay corn cake



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: vivacious deer antler reading party

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744761)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: Glittery mustard boltzmann mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: unhinged racy boiling water



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser mauve stage



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744499)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Henna Adventurous Factory Reset Button Half-breed



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744501)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Henna Adventurous Factory Reset Button Half-breed

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744504)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Stimulating Dull Skinny Woman Mental Disorder



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Stirring stag film



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: exhilarant dog poop quadroon

lol pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744520)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling seedy tattoo menage



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Henna Adventurous Factory Reset Button Half-breed

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748123)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: bat shit crazy talking lay corn cake

impressive Adams Apple

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: vermilion titillating locus hunting ground



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Electric shrine queen of the night

lol

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: razzle legal warrant faggotry

RIP, Doctor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748608)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Henna Adventurous Factory Reset Button Half-breed



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Stirring stag film

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Stirring stag film

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: multi-colored clear abode

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: Stirring stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring incel

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: shimmering newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Stirring stag film

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: multi-colored clear abode

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: shimmering newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: lascivious wine field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: lascivious wine field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: shimmering newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: bat shit crazy talking lay corn cake

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Glittery mustard boltzmann mad-dog skullcap

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Lemon histrionic messiness filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: shimmering newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: Lemon histrionic messiness filthpig

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling seedy tattoo menage

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: unhinged racy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: odious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: big-titted brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: bat shit crazy talking lay corn cake

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: unhinged racy boiling water

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Electric shrine queen of the night

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: Demanding selfie prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Grizzly elastic band

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: bat shit crazy talking lay corn cake

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: free-loading box office rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: unhinged racy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: odious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: ocher gaming laptop

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: big-titted brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: big-titted brethren

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: lascivious wine field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: bat shit crazy talking lay corn cake

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Crimson provocative tank kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring incel

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: Deep Yarmulke

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: razzle legal warrant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: concupiscible den juggernaut

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: sienna beady-eyed double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: bat shit crazy talking lay corn cake

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Thriller Cyan Organic Girlfriend

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: bat shit crazy talking lay corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: bat shit crazy talking lay corn cake

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Contagious Pistol National

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: Talented Home Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Crimson provocative tank kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: bat shit crazy talking lay corn cake

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: bat shit crazy talking lay corn cake

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: Grizzly elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: Grizzly elastic band

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Thriller Cyan Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Thriller Cyan Organic Girlfriend

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: concupiscible den juggernaut

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: exciting becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: exciting becky

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Stirring stag film

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: exciting becky

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Stirring stag film

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Crawly yellow ape

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Crawly yellow ape

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: vermilion titillating locus hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone angry principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: curious spot nibblets

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone angry principal's office

Hon hon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745373)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Shaky white death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745364)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Shaky white death wish

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Thriller Cyan Organic Girlfriend

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Rough-skinned floppy sex offender wagecucks

18000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745367)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Thriller Cyan Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745370)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Rough-skinned floppy sex offender wagecucks

Holy fuck scroe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745806)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Rough-skinned floppy sex offender wagecucks

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745917)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: crusty weed whacker

I just want someone Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: crusty weed whacker

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: multi-colored clear abode

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745483)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: vermilion titillating locus hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745816)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: vermilion titillating locus hunting ground

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745935)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: odious university

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745845)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745892)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: odious university

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745903)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Rough-skinned floppy sex offender wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745960)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Electric shrine queen of the night

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748613)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating indirect expression

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745868)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745908)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: concupiscible den juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43757079)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: unhinged racy boiling water

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: odious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745921)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Rough-skinned floppy sex offender wagecucks

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: ocher gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43759006)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Doobsian milk associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#48409476)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Galvanic bistre space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#48409492)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: Tan boistinker cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43747150)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: mind-boggling sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748717)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: Heady At-the-ready Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43756643)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: dun really tough guy striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745913)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter mediation

BEST IN SHOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43746095)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43747570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: internet-worthy spectacular kitty cat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43746886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy spectacular kitty cat

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43746967)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: zombie-like narrow-minded theater stage

this is such a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: zombie-like narrow-minded theater stage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43746975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Rough-skinned floppy sex offender wagecucks

pwnmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43747108)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Aggressive Cerise Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43747303)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Hyperactive Scarlet Marketing Idea Church Building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43747683)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: razzle legal warrant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748603)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Electric shrine queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748605)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Puce office people who are hurt

Historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748634)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#44018021)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: insecure umber macaca plaza

Brunette plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43748684)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: transparent boyish azn center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43749713)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: Electric shrine queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43756577)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: concupiscible den juggernaut

Want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43757002)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: Electric shrine queen of the night

Where's my fucking wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#43774720)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#44856238)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: internet-worthy spectacular kitty cat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#44856503)



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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: curious spot nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#45656304)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz faggot firefighter mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#48409318)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Doobsian milk associate

I'd like Chocolate Queen, plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#48409477)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cell phones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#49693767)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2...#49693770)