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Avocado exhilarant rehab mother
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
pungent athletic conference
  06/10/17
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Avocado exhilarant rehab mother
  06/10/17
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talking heaven
  06/10/17
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onyx medicated principal's office
  06/11/17
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violent self-centered church building
  12/16/17
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buck-toothed dingle berry azn
  09/17/20
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pungent athletic conference
  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
pungent athletic conference
  06/10/17
MOAR!
Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/10/17
sup
Hairraiser splenetic dopamine
  10/02/17
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Cyan shrine doctorate
  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
pungent athletic conference
  06/10/17
MOAR!
Cyan shrine doctorate
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Cyan shrine doctorate
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Cyan shrine doctorate
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titillating chestnut black woman parlour
  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
pungent athletic conference
  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
onyx medicated principal's office
  06/11/17
How dare you
pungent athletic conference
  02/02/22
"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
glassy supple half-breed
  10/26/20
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Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
Snowy Underhanded Ceo Lay
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
pungent athletic conference
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
pungent athletic conference
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
topaz kitty cat trust fund
  01/19/20
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Mewling Hospital Cumskin
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
Iridescent Hall Kitty
  06/10/17
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Cyan shrine doctorate
  10/30/17
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pungent athletic conference
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
drab rambunctious party of the first part crackhouse
  06/11/17
Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
pungent athletic conference
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
drab rambunctious party of the first part crackhouse
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/11/17
Chaebong Hyung: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
pungent athletic conference
  06/11/17
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Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/11/17
German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
comical theater milk
  06/17/17
The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/22/17
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Mewling Hospital Cumskin
  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
Glittery Rusted Windowlicker Step-uncle's House
  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/22/17
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Glittery Rusted Windowlicker Step-uncle's House
  06/22/17
MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/22/17
Woman chattering away http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Cyan shrine doctorate
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Cyan shrine doctorate
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cordovan useless chapel fortuitous meteor
  12/16/17
Retard in business school: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
pungent athletic conference
  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
pungent athletic conference
  12/22/17
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pungent athletic conference
  04/30/18
You need to write for a living, friend
Lemon rigpig
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effete fragrant base
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Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/19/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&fo...
Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
brass range
  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
pungent athletic conference
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Cyan shrine doctorate
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Cyan shrine doctorate
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http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&am...
Cyan shrine doctorate
  10/20/18
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Cyan shrine doctorate
  12/22/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&am...
Cyan shrine doctorate
  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
pungent athletic conference
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pungent athletic conference
  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
dashing mildly autistic elastic band location
  09/24/19
A content machine.
glassy supple half-breed
  09/24/19
amazing
Lemon rigpig
  09/25/19
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sick toaster
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pungent athletic conference
  12/31/19
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Lemon rigpig
  01/19/20
evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
topaz kitty cat trust fund
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
topaz kitty cat trust fund
  01/19/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&...
Lemon rigpig
  06/05/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&am...
Lemon rigpig
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spectacular ticket booth
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pungent athletic conference
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Lemon rigpig
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pungent athletic conference
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Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
exciting nubile gaming laptop depressive
  09/17/20
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Cyan shrine doctorate
  10/13/20
Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Lemon rigpig
  10/26/20
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ocher misanthropic puppy therapy
  12/15/20
Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
pungent athletic conference
  12/15/20
Ty for ur service
olive stage
  12/15/20
Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
pungent athletic conference
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pungent athletic conference
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Lemon rigpig
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pungent athletic conference
  05/15/21
Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
Lemon rigpig
  08/21/21
Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
Lemon rigpig
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Vibrant Senate
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Odious alpha
  02/18/26
Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Lemon rigpig
  09/01/21
Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Lemon rigpig
  09/07/21
Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
pungent athletic conference
  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
pungent athletic conference
  09/29/21
Obituary mistake: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
pungent athletic conference
  09/29/21
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pungent athletic conference
  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
glassy supple half-breed
  11/11/21
Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Lemon rigpig
  12/01/21
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charismatic antidepressant drug tanning salon
  12/12/21
Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Lemon rigpig
  12/12/21
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pungent athletic conference
  12/23/21
Principal spanking cheerleader: https://xoxohth.com/threa...
pungent athletic conference
  01/02/22
Fat lady at Cinnabon: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
pungent athletic conference
  02/10/22
Negative ad during MPM: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
pungent athletic conference
  04/08/22
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Lemon rigpig
  04/21/22
Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
effete fragrant base
  06/28/22
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Mewling Hospital Cumskin
  09/12/23
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Mewling Hospital Cumskin
  02/19/26
Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
pungent athletic conference
  10/08/22
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nofapping charcoal parlor jewess
  10/08/22
Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
pungent athletic conference
  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
French orchestra pit
  10/19/22
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pungent athletic conference
  10/19/22
Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable htt...
topaz kitty cat trust fund
  10/19/22
Freddy Krueger files for unemployment: http://xoxohth.com...
pungent athletic conference
  10/24/22
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Galvanic school lettuce
  01/14/25
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effete fragrant base
  03/03/26
Therapist learns about our board: http://xoxohth.com/thre...
pungent athletic conference
  11/11/22
Buttigieg tops new poll: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
pungent athletic conference
  11/25/22
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nofapping charcoal parlor jewess
  12/06/22
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pungent athletic conference
  12/25/22
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effete fragrant base
  12/28/22
Revised LSAT http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=535153...
effete fragrant base
  06/12/23
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mustard piazza
  06/12/23
Stockton Rush in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
pungent athletic conference
  06/26/23
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pungent athletic conference
  07/15/23
Directional State U http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
effete fragrant base
  09/03/23
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pungent athletic conference
  09/03/23
Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
effete fragrant base
  09/03/23
John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
effete fragrant base
  09/06/23
¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba http://xoxohth.com...
effete fragrant base
  09/12/23
Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
effete fragrant base
  09/14/23
Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
pungent athletic conference
  09/15/23
Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
effete fragrant base
  10/01/23
NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
pungent athletic conference
  10/06/23
Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
effete fragrant base
  10/12/23
Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
pungent athletic conference
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
effete fragrant base
  10/21/23
Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
pungent athletic conference
  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Cyan shrine doctorate
  11/30/23
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charismatic antidepressant drug tanning salon
  11/30/23
Kissinger in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
pungent athletic conference
  11/30/23
Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
pungent athletic conference
  12/06/23
Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
French orchestra pit
  12/06/23
George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
pungent athletic conference
  12/18/23
Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement...
effete fragrant base
  01/15/24
Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
pungent athletic conference
  01/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Lemon rigpig
  01/26/24
DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
effete fragrant base
  03/22/24
Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
pungent athletic conference
  04/02/24
Bill Cosby stamps: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
pungent athletic conference
  05/27/24
Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
effete fragrant base
  06/02/24
Disco Fries book review: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
pungent athletic conference
  08/14/24
Secret Service agents: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
pungent athletic conference
  08/17/24
Scholarship addict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
pungent athletic conference
  08/22/24
Kramer likes black women: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
pungent athletic conference
  09/20/24
The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
pungent athletic conference
  12/14/24
Steve Winwood's Broccoli: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
pungent athletic conference
  12/19/24
Last Sears location: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
pungent athletic conference
  12/26/24
Chad fucks an employee at my store: http://xoxohth.com/th...
pungent athletic conference
  01/14/25
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Vibrant Senate
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effete fragrant base
  01/16/25
Evan has a threesome: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
pungent athletic conference
  01/16/25
Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
pungent athletic conference
  01/19/25
Trebuchets http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671...
effete fragrant base
  01/28/25
Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier: https://xoxohth.c...
pungent athletic conference
  02/09/25
Elon Musk punishes liberals: https://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
pungent athletic conference
  02/14/25
Kramer works for DOGE: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
pungent athletic conference
  03/01/25
Jurassic Pajeet: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
pungent athletic conference
  03/26/25
Colonial shrew: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
pungent athletic conference
  04/01/25
Birdbrains love science: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
pungent athletic conference
  04/15/25
Trump tariffs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
pungent athletic conference
  04/18/25
Clarence Thomas: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
pungent athletic conference
  04/19/25
Pope Francis: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=57...
pungent athletic conference
  04/22/25
Invasion of Puerto Rico: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
pungent athletic conference
  04/24/25
Female helicopter pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
pungent athletic conference
  04/27/25
Cave accident: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
pungent athletic conference
  04/30/25
Halloween candy: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
pungent athletic conference
  05/03/25
India-Pakistan conflict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
pungent athletic conference
  05/08/25
Angels In The Outfield remake https://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
effete fragrant base
  05/28/25
Birdbrain due process: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
pungent athletic conference
  06/19/25
Mormon Starbucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
pungent athletic conference
  09/02/25
Scared straight: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
pungent athletic conference
  11/24/25
Birdbrain conference call: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
pungent athletic conference
  12/29/25
Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize: htt...
effete fragrant base
  01/19/26
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narrow-minded curious new version pit
  02/18/26
any good ones from the season where he was straight?
Odious alpha
  02/18/26
Newsom identifies with black voters: https://xoxohth.com/...
pungent athletic conference
  02/22/26
Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students: https://xoxo...
pungent athletic conference
  03/07/26
Female Air Force pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
pungent athletic conference
  03/12/26
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mauve dog poop library
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: Avocado exhilarant rehab mother



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Gay abortions:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042886&forum_id=2#23142766

Disabled girl on swim team:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2157105&forum_id=2#22531339

Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999219&forum_id=2#21128872

Fat pride:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129278&forum_id=2#22165891

ARE Reptile:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541

Congo space program:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506325&forum_id=2#25128076

Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: Avocado exhilarant rehab mother



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
Author: talking heaven



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: onyx medicated principal's office



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: violent self-centered church building



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: buck-toothed dingle berry azn



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Date: June 27th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

Texas death row:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&forum_id=2#33146892

British election:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3641098&mc=102&forum_id=2#33508074

Robby Mook:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3480470&mc=39&forum_id=2#32292834

Travel ban:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=83&forum_id=2#32527570

Evan the rock star:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3519255&forum_id=2#32575371

Jew lawyer's online world:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3324512&forum_id=2#31325990

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser splenetic dopamine

sup

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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Mario Bros. castle:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496815&forum_id=2#32412765

Trump the genius:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3416500&forum_id=2#33170908

Indian spelling bee:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3514430&forum_id=2#32537245

Pee Wee Herman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3525851&forum_id=2#32620138

Sonya Sotomayor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2555255&forum_id=2#25470344

Milk too spicy:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1941958&forum_id=2#25080667

Rubio is broke:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

Suze Orman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 12:08 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: titillating chestnut black woman parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33522786)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: onyx medicated principal's office

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: glassy supple half-breed

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added."

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Snowy Underhanded Ceo Lay

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004268&forum_id=2#28863714

Japanese lawyers:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628804&forum_id=2#33413603

Obama's Kenyan relatives:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1427&forum_id=2#9339

Prole wins F-16 jet:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455565&forum_id=2#32108956

KKK on Eric Garner:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2747319&forum_id=2#26860768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: topaz kitty cat trust fund

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Mewling Hospital Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Iridescent Hall Kitty

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: drab rambunctious party of the first part crackhouse

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2817166&forum_id=2#27386985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: drab rambunctious party of the first part crackhouse

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: comical theater milk

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Mewling Hospital Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Glittery Rusted Windowlicker Step-uncle's House

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

Somali and Sudanese engineers

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=96&forum_id=2#32527570

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Glittery Rusted Windowlicker Step-uncle's House

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

Woman chattering away

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=140&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: cordovan useless chapel fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Retard in business school:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

College dreams come true:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604840&mc=91&forum_id=2#33232401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: Lemon rigpig

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: effete fragrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: brass range

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: dashing mildly autistic elastic band location

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: glassy supple half-breed

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: Lemon rigpig

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: sick toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: Lemon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: topaz kitty cat trust fund

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: topaz kitty cat trust fund

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Lemon rigpig

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&forum_id=2#40352249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: Lemon rigpig

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&forum_id=2#40403074

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: spectacular ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: Lemon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: exciting nubile gaming laptop depressive

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: Lemon rigpig

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4661189&mc=14&forum_id=2#41183268

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: ocher misanthropic puppy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: olive stage

Ty for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Plague doctor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4565172&forum_id=2#40455243

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: Lemon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: Lemon rigpig

Orlando residents discover libraries

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4904388&mc=16&forum_id=2#42985238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Lemon rigpig

Migrants flee images of Portland

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4905653&mc=59&forum_id=2#43000245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Vibrant Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48551479)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Odious alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49679520)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Lemon rigpig

Building collapses in Nigeria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4912039&mc=8&forum_id=2#43044616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Lemon rigpig

Larry Elder Reparations bill

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4915948&mc=10&forum_id=2#43075881

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Eating pussy causes cancer:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653845&mc=18&forum_id=2#33607236

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Texas death row:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&mc=80&forum_id=2#33146892

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Obituary mistake:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276120&mc=30&forum_id=2#38220321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43426781)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: glassy supple half-breed

A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: Lemon rigpig

Sotomayor oral arguments

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4976532&mc=25&forum_id=2#43540045

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: charismatic antidepressant drug tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: Lemon rigpig

Marco Rubio household finances

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43664491)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Principal spanking cheerleader:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998014&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709431

Tommy Turdskin:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998101&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709973

Jeff Garlin got fired:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=79&forum_id=2#43619211

House of Evan:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&mc=32&forum_id=2#33453710

Technology in urban schools:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4597766&mc=26&forum_id=2#41771905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Fat lady at Cinnabon:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028980&mc=9&forum_id=2#43945962

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Negative ad during MPM:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4991936&mc=33&forum_id=2#43662502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Lemon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#44377769)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: effete fragrant base

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Mewling Hospital Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46787892)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Mewling Hospital Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49679564)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: nofapping charcoal parlor jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: French orchestra pit

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: topaz kitty cat trust fund

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: Galvanic school lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48551569)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: effete fragrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49713693)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: nofapping charcoal parlor jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45592426)



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Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45689672)



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Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: effete fragrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#45704179)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: effete fragrant base

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: mustard piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46417156)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46549529)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: effete fragrant base

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: effete fragrant base

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: effete fragrant base

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: effete fragrant base

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: effete fragrant base

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: effete fragrant base

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: effete fragrant base

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: effete fragrant base

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: Cyan shrine doctorate

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: charismatic antidepressant drug tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47118982)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: French orchestra pit

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: effete fragrant base

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Lemon rigpig

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: effete fragrant base

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: effete fragrant base

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48551475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Vibrant Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48551477)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: effete fragrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48556988)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: effete fragrant base

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48851327)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48892585)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: effete fragrant base

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: effete fragrant base

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded curious new version pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Odious alpha

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49679519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49687964)



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Date: March 7th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836024&mc=63&forum_id=2#49679646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49722791)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: pungent athletic conference

Female Air Force pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844858&mc=24&forum_id=2#49738780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49738785)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: pungent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49790656)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: mauve dog poop library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...#49790657)