We are all but comatose Terry Schiavo's in your able hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987141&forum_id=2...#21438406)

Ah, she's gone.

Gone? Gone where?

With another megaposter, another megaposter who has more 180s than me.

Really?

Yeah.

When was this?

It was like a week ago.

Well that sucks.

So, when are you going to that social gathering?

Like in an hour if Tinychat dies down.

Yeah, are they going to hook you up with friendly social bonding or what?

Yeah, fucking sit in a room and make talk with people for several hours.

Eh, probably make some nice friends though.

Don't want to be a fucking social butterfly.

Better than this shit, a way out of here.

I don't want a way out of here for, I'm gonna fucking post here for the rest of my life. Ya know bump each others threads. Ya know, have little kids, teach them how to post.

Look you're my favorite poster so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years if you're still posting here, bumping my threads, rating people using the metric of their choosing, I'll fucking kill you. That's not a threat. That's a fact. I'll fucking kill you.

The fuck are you talking about?

Look, you've got something none of us has.

Oh come on why is it always this, I mean "I fucking owe it to myself to do this and that"? What if I don't want to--

Nah Nah, fuck you. You don't owe it to yourself. You owe it to me. Because tomorrow I'll wake up and I'll be fifty, and I'll still be posting here. And that's alright, that's fine. You're sitting on a winning lottery ticket. You're too much of a pussy to cash it in. And that's bullshit because i'll do fucking anything to have what you've got. So would any of these fucking megaposting aspies. It would be an insult to us if you're still here in twenty years. Hanging around here is a fucking waste of your time.

You don't know that.

I don't?

No, you don't know that.

I don't know that. I'll tell you want I do know. Every day I create a thread summoning you. We bust some Whokebian flows, a few 180s, and it's great. You know what the best part of my day is: for about two minutes from when I post the thread to when you reply because I think maybe I'll refresh the thread and see that you haven't replied. No retirement thread, no becoming a pumo, no nothing, just left. I don't know much, but I know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987141&forum_id=2...#21671537)

kill me...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987141&forum_id=2...#22775705)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1191657&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=7e1d585bd06a8ba441030cd9d4a54c3a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987141&forum_id=2...#23659636)

"...sonofabitch stole my line"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1987141&forum_id=2...#30926198)