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I have an adult biological male friend who swears he's never sharted or JO'd

Biggest fucking liar in history.
OPHANIM
  05/08/26
Have you ever been shit-faced and went to take a piss on the...
The Penis
  05/08/26
Last week I sharted within 10 minutes of arriving at work. I...
OPHANIM
  05/09/26
I think this happened to me once
The Penis
  05/09/26


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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: OPHANIM

Biggest fucking liar in history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865242&forum_id=2...#49876187)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: The Penis

Have you ever been shit-faced and went to take a piss on the side of the road and sharted then forgot about it and then your memory wasn't triggered until the next day when you woke up and smelled it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865242&forum_id=2...#49876188)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 4:49 AM
Author: OPHANIM

Last week I sharted within 10 minutes of arriving at work. I went into the bathroom and cleaned it up with TP as best I could and wallowed in filth for the next 10 hours. I'm pretty sure other people could smell it.

While I was in the bathroom, I rubbed one out for good measure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865242&forum_id=2...#49876473)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 5:20 AM
Author: The Penis

I think this happened to me once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865242&forum_id=2...#49876476)