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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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Garnet Lodge
  02/28/23
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bateful chest-beating boistinker
  02/28/23
MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
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Pink greedy parlor
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Razzle burgundy becky
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bateful chest-beating boistinker
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Fiercely-loyal Low-t Meetinghouse
  03/01/23
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elite nibblets university
  09/27/23
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Garnet Lodge
  09/27/23
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trip azure cuckoldry
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Garnet Lodge
  11/26/23
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
stimulating range rigor
  06/20/24
litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
talented embarrassed to the bone temple fortuitous meteor
  06/20/24
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puce step-uncle's house
  09/07/25
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puce step-uncle's house
  04/04/26
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
Razzle burgundy becky
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
Garnet Lodge
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house-broken pea-brained goyim
  06/20/24


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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: Garnet Lodge



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: bateful chest-beating boistinker

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: Garnet Lodge

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Pink greedy parlor



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: Razzle burgundy becky



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: bateful chest-beating boistinker



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Low-t Meetinghouse



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: elite nibblets university



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Garnet Lodge



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: trip azure cuckoldry



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: Garnet Lodge



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: stimulating range rigor

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: talented embarrassed to the bone temple fortuitous meteor

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: puce step-uncle's house



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: puce step-uncle's house



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: Razzle burgundy becky

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Garnet Lodge

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Garnet Lodge



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Garnet Lodge



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: house-broken pea-brained goyim



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