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Tomorrow Friday 3/27/26 will be EPIC day for STOOKS

Trump just made some fraud shit he's "delaying" at...
AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally
  03/26/26
You're like xo's version of Jim Cramer so I will be doing th...
animeboi
  03/26/26
diss da new TT since start of 2025 ive been beaten the marke...
AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally
  03/26/26
I'm also beating the market last two years, its easy when th...
animeboi
  03/26/26
u are teh BENCHOD BLOODY BITCH BASTARD
AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally
  03/26/26
"Date: March 26th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: AZNgirl on Kha...
.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,...
  03/26/26
tank will do, i already said im buying at least $1k of SOXL ...
AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally
  03/26/26
futures still CRASHING this am, wrong again.
animeboi
  03/27/26
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.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,...
  03/27/26
stook stook and malk levin
CapTTTainFalcon
  03/27/26
i at least was able to buy some SOXL puts and XLE (oil) call...
AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally
  03/27/26
I'm sorry you're so poor :(
.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,...
  03/27/26
Lol, nailed it.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/27/26
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samoth
  03/27/26
i ended up buying all these puts at higher prices cause mark...
AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally
  03/27/26
So futures are UP today? TT getting it 180 degrees wrong ag...
animeboi
  03/30/26
trump and the jews are manipuilating markets but thanks to S...
AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally
  03/30/26
right so anytime you get it wrong it 'market manipulation' a...
animeboi
  03/30/26
YES exactly, wait 24h, it will crash tomorrow
AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally
  03/30/26
the market won't price in an oil shock until the last minute...
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  03/30/26


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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally

Trump just made some fraud shit he's "delaying" attacks on electric for some days until April whatever. All BS. Stopid goy market may go up tomorrow. Im gonna load up on TQQQ and SOXL puts for next fri expiration.

Then second market closes Trump is gonna at veddy least bomb Iran's electric. Maybe also do ground shit. Markets will tank Mon

PROFIT.Easy money. Ive been maeking a nice killling on options cause of Orange Mans retaradation, today made $420+ in seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49771482)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

You're like xo's version of Jim Cramer so I will be doing the opposite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49771500)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally

diss da new TT since start of 2025 ive been beaten the market, i am the warren buffetwala of XO, show respect saar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49771517)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

I'm also beating the market last two years, its easy when the market is kind of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49771532)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally

u are teh BENCHOD BLOODY BITCH BASTARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49771555)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )


"Date: March 26th, 2026 5:12 PM

Author: AZNgirl on Kharg Island waiting for Handsome

Trump just made some fraud shit he's "delaying" attacks on electric for some days until April whatever. All BS. Stopid goy market may go up tomorrow. Im gonna load up on TQQQ and SOXL puts for next fri expiration.

Then second market closes Trump is gonna at veddy least bomb Iran's electric. Maybe also do ground shit. Markets will tank Mon

PROFIT.Easy money. Ive been maeking a nice killling on options cause of Orange Mans retaradation, today made $420+ in seconds"

****

pls reply with EXACTLY what your trades are and we'll see how much money you make, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49771561)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally

tank will do, i already said im buying at least $1k of SOXL and TQQQ puts tomorrow so hopefully market opens up on trumps fraud BS

i honestly shld have put 5k into it on wed, that was the day to buy but i bought puts expiring this fri and sold today for nice profit

trust me, im becoming an INVESTMENT GURU A MAHARAJA OF FINANCE IF U WILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49771615)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

futures still CRASHING this am, wrong again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49773162)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49773487)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

stook stook and malk levin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49773493)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally

i at least was able to buy some SOXL puts and XLE (oil) calls, which i had bought moar

prob will tank post market when trump nukes iran

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49773684)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )


I'm sorry you're so poor :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49774477)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Lol, nailed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49774483)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: samoth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49774494)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally

i ended up buying all these puts at higher prices cause market didnt pump, trump didnt say shit, this world is gay and retarded and so i am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49774496)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

So futures are UP today? TT getting it 180 degrees wrong again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49780144)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally

trump and the jews are manipuilating markets but thanks to SOXL being down 9% im up 12,631.83 today even though QQQ is 0% gain rn

i have 130k of SOXS, thats why

SOOO 180 ive truly become an INVESTMENT MASTERMAN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49780387)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

right so anytime you get it wrong it 'market manipulation' and the j00000z.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49780397)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: AZNgirl holding No Kangs Rally

YES exactly, wait 24h, it will crash tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49780763)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


the market won't price in an oil shock until the last minute-- and those 60 seconds are counting

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2026-iran-war-hormuz-closure-oil-shock/?embedded-checkout=true

for you youngins, this is what a bear market looks like:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_bear_market_of_2007–2009

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...#49780657)