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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: electric at-the-ready menage useless brakes

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: spectacular space degenerate

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Stimulating Dead Friendly Grandma

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: startled indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540714)



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Author: Pink tanning salon gay wizard



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Light theater

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Light theater

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: talking brass therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Pungent Cocky School Blood Rage

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: electric at-the-ready menage useless brakes

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Pungent Cocky School Blood Rage

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: electric at-the-ready menage useless brakes

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Chocolate razzle-dazzle weed whacker range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: bistre glittery national

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Fragrant slimy toaster

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: electric at-the-ready menage useless brakes

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: bistre glittery national

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: electric at-the-ready menage useless brakes

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: bistre glittery national

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Dead Friendly Grandma

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: talking brass therapy



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: deranged aromatic sanctuary

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Self-absorbed abusive sneaky criminal

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Soggy supple pit

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: spectacular space degenerate

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Self-absorbed abusive sneaky criminal



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Sable public bath associate

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: spectacular space degenerate

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: electric at-the-ready menage useless brakes

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Ivory magical corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: idiotic flickering immigrant

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling queen of the night

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Khaki hairless native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: trip parlour tattoo

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: bistre glittery national

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Stimulating Dead Friendly Grandma

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Useless affirmative action

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: electric at-the-ready menage useless brakes

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Stimulating Dead Friendly Grandma

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: trip parlour tattoo

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: electric at-the-ready menage useless brakes

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: trip parlour tattoo

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling queen of the night

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Stimulating Dead Friendly Grandma

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: trip parlour tattoo

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Stimulating Dead Friendly Grandma

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Useless affirmative action

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Stimulating Dead Friendly Grandma

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Plum International Law Enforcement Agency Garrison

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: trip parlour tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Dead Friendly Grandma

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: comical really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: comical really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Exhilarant Locale Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cream Base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Pungent Cocky School Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: claret frisky pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: appetizing canary windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Mahogany piazza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Self-absorbed abusive sneaky criminal

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: trip parlour tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal topaz heaven old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Grizzly bat-shit-crazy pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Marvelous Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: cerebral codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Titillating Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Flushed hall tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: laughsome purple principal's office yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: cerebral codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: galvanic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: galvanic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: boyish sick factory reset button field

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Khaki hairless native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: disturbing trailer park potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Plum International Law Enforcement Agency Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: orange multi-colored theatre black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Mahogany piazza

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Contagious olive plaza nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: galvanic property

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser circlehead temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Stimulating Dead Friendly Grandma

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Dashing roommate

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Stimulating Dead Friendly Grandma

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Useless affirmative action

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Stimulating Dead Friendly Grandma

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Violent hateful school cafeteria

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: trip parlour tattoo

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Plum International Law Enforcement Agency Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Mahogany piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: bonkers center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Dull Orchestra Pit

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Autistic Unhinged Voyeur

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: infuriating charcoal ticket booth athletic conference

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: bistre glittery national

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: lascivious milky dingle berry

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: sepia electric furnace

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: trip parlour tattoo

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Useless affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: startled indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Useless affirmative action

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone filthpig sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: crawly salmon toilet seat stag film

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: bright zombie-like brunch dysfunction

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: vengeful iridescent home psychic

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: bistre glittery national

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: vengeful iridescent home psychic

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Useless affirmative action

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: crawly salmon toilet seat stag film

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Metal Emerald Forum Karate

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: talking brass therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trust fund

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Mahogany piazza

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: floppy nubile market

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Yapping antidepressant drug foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Useless affirmative action

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Sienna vivacious casino pistol

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Useless affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: exciting poppy cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Light theater

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: excitant sooty stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cream Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Talented Geriatric Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Useless affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: excitant sooty stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Useless affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cream Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Useless affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: opaque shrine trump supporter

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cream Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: sepia electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Cyan submissive mad-dog skullcap stock car

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: comical really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: greedy sinister senate

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: greedy sinister senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: jade step-uncle's house knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: startled indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Cream Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: sapphire legal warrant coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Exhilarant Locale Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: provocative tan keepsake machete

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Thriller fluffy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: provocative tan keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: provocative tan keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Razzle idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Thriller fluffy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: mewling disrespectful brethren university

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: electric at-the-ready menage useless brakes

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Histrionic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: bateful skinny woman cruise ship

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Crimson cracking business firm internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: comical really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: comical really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Exhilarant Locale Gaping

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: sepia electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: insane meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Zippy heady rehab nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Charismatic lavender halford mental disorder

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: comical really tough guy

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: white apoplectic laser beams

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Smoky Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cream Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cream Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Smoky Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: saffron irradiated mood

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Carnelian Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Arrogant office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Talented Geriatric Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: sapphire legal warrant coldplay fan

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Arousing love of her life cumskin

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Smoky Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Garnet Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Cream Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Garnet Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Sienna vivacious casino pistol

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: motley institution

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Beta lay son of senegal

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: cerebral codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Nofapping razzmatazz chad box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Beta lay son of senegal

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Nofapping razzmatazz chad box office

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Beta lay son of senegal

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Beta lay son of senegal

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Crimson cracking business firm internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: rebellious transparent corner cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cream Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: diverse ebony ratface cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Adulterous Crackhouse Elastic Band

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Titillating Whorehouse

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Racy blue gas station double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Zippy heady rehab nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Tantric bawdyhouse round eye

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Spruce site coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac out-of-control party of the first part

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Thriller fluffy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: avocado stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Big Lilac Station Persian

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Pink tanning salon gay wizard

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Zippy heady rehab nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: cobalt adventurous address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49735840)