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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: fluffy salmon locus kitty

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Embarrassed To The Bone Brethren

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Rose Elastic Band

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Vibrant theater stage dopamine



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Beta Amber Crackhouse



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Carmine disgusting ratface

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Carmine disgusting ratface

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Talking point puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: honey-headed cracking multi-billionaire

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: fluffy salmon locus kitty

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: honey-headed cracking multi-billionaire

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: fluffy salmon locus kitty

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: exciting self-absorbed nowag mood



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: very tactful black liquid oxygen

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Vermilion Yarmulke Trailer Park

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: fluffy salmon locus kitty

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: very tactful black liquid oxygen

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: fluffy salmon locus kitty

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: very tactful black liquid oxygen

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Rose Elastic Band

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Talking point puppy



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Spectacular High-end Incel House

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: lilac community account

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: sapphire water buffalo

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Embarrassed To The Bone Brethren

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: lilac community account



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Slippery tan casino jew

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Embarrassed To The Bone Brethren

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: fluffy salmon locus kitty

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Adventurous Ocher Hunting Ground Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic organic girlfriend

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Flushed Fear-inspiring Stock Car Site

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Sable cerebral chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: buck-toothed crusty ape

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: very tactful black liquid oxygen

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Rose Elastic Band

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade lay love of her life

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: fluffy salmon locus kitty

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Rose Elastic Band

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: buck-toothed crusty ape

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: fluffy salmon locus kitty

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed crusty ape

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Flushed Fear-inspiring Stock Car Site

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Rose Elastic Band

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: buck-toothed crusty ape

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Rose Elastic Band

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade lay love of her life

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Rose Elastic Band

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: lime plaza main people

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed crusty ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Rose Elastic Band

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: big sooty round eye mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: big sooty round eye mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Lascivious pozpig nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: coiffed contagious dog poop bbw

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: honey-headed cracking multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Crimson corner travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Curious Low-t Business Firm Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Bespoke Athletic Conference Sneaky Criminal

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: lilac community account

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: buck-toothed crusty ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: cream doobsian parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: frozen mint preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540707)



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Author: Red abusive therapy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Pearl Stirring Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Smoky Arousing Affirmative Action Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: shimmering 180 location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: titillating silver goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: titillating silver goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: charismatic umber nursing home

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Sable cerebral chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Vivacious spot toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: lime plaza main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Swollen office fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Bespoke Athletic Conference Sneaky Criminal

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Orange parlor international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: titillating silver goal in life

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: plum theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Rose Elastic Band

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: dashing brunch

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Rose Elastic Band

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade lay love of her life

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Rose Elastic Band

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: excitant messiness forum

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: buck-toothed crusty ape

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: lime plaza main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Bespoke Athletic Conference Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: rambunctious insane ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Misunderstood motley theatre

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: irradiated menage pervert

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant disturbing private investor

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: very tactful black liquid oxygen

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Sickened Histrionic Market

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Adulterous Diverse Immigrant Abode

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: buck-toothed crusty ape

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade lay love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Vibrant theater stage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade lay love of her life

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz self-centered sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Wonderful persian

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Amethyst Indirect Expression Wagecucks

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Violet Hideous Coldplay Fan Legal Warrant

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: very tactful black liquid oxygen

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Violet Hideous Coldplay Fan Legal Warrant

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade lay love of her life

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Wonderful persian

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: fishy quadroon

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Talking point puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Odious Dull Heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Bespoke Athletic Conference Sneaky Criminal

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Useless Black Woman

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Deep emerald pisswyrm



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade lay love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: boyish milk

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31106875)



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Author: rough-skinned box office



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade lay love of her life



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Author: glittery gas station corn cake



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Carmine disgusting ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#31894760)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade lay love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: milky tank cuckoldry



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade lay love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: coiffed contagious dog poop bbw



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jade lay love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Metal public bath

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: coiffed contagious dog poop bbw



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Adulterous Diverse Immigrant Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: stimulating fat ankles sanctuary

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: big sooty round eye mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: racy impressive clown

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: racy impressive clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: hairraiser nofapping half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Vibrant theater stage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: coiffed contagious dog poop bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: bisexual cordovan temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Lascivious pozpig nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring tripping halford

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Comical Sienna Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Lake kitchen internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring tripping halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring tripping halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling startled pistol set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Comical Sienna Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: seedy aggressive jewess institution

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: fluffy salmon locus kitty

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone vigorous trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Maniacal gay whorehouse

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: electric dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: big sooty round eye mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: big sooty round eye mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Lascivious pozpig nibblets

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Adulterous Diverse Immigrant Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: passionate garnet knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: heady goyim principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible aquamarine den national security agency

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: big sooty round eye mexican

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Lemon stage

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Outnumbered weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: coiffed contagious dog poop bbw



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: coiffed contagious dog poop bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Outnumbered weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Big-titted beady-eyed depressive

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Coral turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Citrine faggot firefighter pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Aqua ungodly hall azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Scarlet Awkward Step-uncle's House Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: bisexual cordovan temple

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: brindle karate address

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Outnumbered weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Bonkers Field Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: coiffed contagious dog poop bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Bonkers Field Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: boyish milk

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: marvelous buff stage

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Kink-friendly yellow alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Splenetic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Kink-friendly yellow alpha

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Splenetic piazza

Ok

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Kink-friendly yellow alpha

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Kink-friendly yellow alpha

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: electric dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: topaz senate roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: coiffed contagious dog poop bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Floppy Bronze Boiling Water Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: vengeful rusted center

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Pearl Stirring Church Building

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Idiotic Cuck Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: heady goyim principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: crawly aromatic space

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Jet hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Trip Chocolate Area

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Comical Sienna Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Violent nudist death wish

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Bateful cocky trump supporter state

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Beta Amber Crackhouse

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: heady goyim principal's office

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Lavender university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Beta Amber Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...#49777531)