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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
ruby comical space
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Flickering menage sneaky criminal
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
ruby comical space
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Flickering menage sneaky criminal
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
alcoholic exhilarant plaza
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
racy windowlicker church
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
ruby comical space
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Amethyst splenetic fanboi macaca
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
Frisky opaque gunner
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
drab know-it-all genital piercing school cafeteria
  09/18/24
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Glittery crackhouse
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
vibrant scarlet faggot firefighter goal in life
  09/18/24
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Outnumbered charismatic den jewess
  09/19/24
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low-t concupiscible rehab affirmative action
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
internet-worthy lavender pit dingle berry
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
nofapping adventurous lodge gaping
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Beady-eyed state
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ruby comical space
  12/20/24
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Galvanic Greedy Base Multi-billionaire
  02/27/25
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pink aphrodisiac theatre new version
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pube
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: ruby comical space

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Flickering menage sneaky criminal

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: ruby comical space

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Flickering menage sneaky criminal

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: alcoholic exhilarant plaza

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: racy windowlicker church

What was your best joke

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: ruby comical space

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Amethyst splenetic fanboi macaca

Lol, sounds cringy af

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Frisky opaque gunner

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: drab know-it-all genital piercing school cafeteria

expected OP to be snoot

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Glittery crackhouse



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: vibrant scarlet faggot firefighter goal in life

whats the deal with that?

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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Outnumbered charismatic den jewess



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: low-t concupiscible rehab affirmative action



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: internet-worthy lavender pit dingle berry

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: nofapping adventurous lodge gaping

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: ruby comical space



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Galvanic Greedy Base Multi-billionaire



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: pink aphrodisiac theatre new version



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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