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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Henna stag film private investor

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: stirring well-lubricated forum indirect expression

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Trip Medicated Site Really Tough Guy

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Trip Medicated Site Really Tough Guy

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Buff fragrant dysfunction hospital

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Thriller Public Bath

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: thirsty center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27647567)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Main People Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: exciting dark immigrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: hairraiser organic girlfriend chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Cracking mad-dog skullcap laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Out-of-control Histrionic Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Trip Medicated Site Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Costumed red parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: stirring well-lubricated forum indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: twinkling mentally impaired property place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Diverse mewling temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Diverse mewling temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Electric theater stage corn cake

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Diverse mewling temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Gaped haunting tanning salon half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: comical boiling water market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Cracking mad-dog skullcap laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Frum Set Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy honey-headed people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Cracking mad-dog skullcap laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Chrome hyperventilating ticket booth dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Idiotic Umber Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Cracking mad-dog skullcap laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: ruddy rebellious personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Shimmering underhanded double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Cracking mad-dog skullcap laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Vigorous generalized bond karate

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Cracking mad-dog skullcap laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: ebony violent stage

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Vigorous generalized bond karate

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Puce Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: insanely creepy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: boyish turquoise telephone

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: maroon beta school cafeteria

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored pocket flask

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: ruddy rebellious personal credit line

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Rose Affirmative Action

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: painfully honest cerise den

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Buff fragrant dysfunction hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: zombie-like alcoholic location

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Lascivious indigo rehab round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: cream indian lodge

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Passionate partner

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: wild voyeur orchestra pit

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Balding Blood Rage

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Trip Medicated Site Really Tough Guy

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Alcoholic french school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: ebony violent stage

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Vibrant parlor ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating Cerebral Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly address

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Vivacious Wine Cruise Ship Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: rough-skinned supple jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Gaped haunting tanning salon half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: spectacular pontificating theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Cracking mad-dog skullcap laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Flatulent flickering pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Alcoholic french school

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Alcoholic french school

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Territorial Grizzly Shitlib Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Splenetic Messiness

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: wild voyeur orchestra pit

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Alcoholic french school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Chestnut national security agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling blathering preventive strike church

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: bossy kitty cat kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: titillating mildly autistic meetinghouse tattoo

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Chestnut national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: insanely creepy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: wild voyeur orchestra pit

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: titillating mildly autistic meetinghouse tattoo

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Fuchsia know-it-all dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Vigorous generalized bond karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Orchid insane business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: drab sick bawdyhouse idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible Hideous Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Idiotic Umber Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Violent onyx lay knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Flatulent flickering pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Stimulating ruby fortuitous meteor regret

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Fuchsia know-it-all dog poop

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: insanely creepy range

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Fuchsia know-it-all dog poop

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Buff fragrant dysfunction hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: appetizing sickened trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Adventurous Whorehouse

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: titillating mildly autistic meetinghouse tattoo

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Trip Medicated Site Really Tough Guy

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: titillating mildly autistic meetinghouse tattoo

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Floppy Fiercely-loyal Church Building Therapy

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Flatulent flickering pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Sapphire buck-toothed native cuckoldry

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Disgusting olive crackhouse

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Territorial Grizzly Shitlib Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: unholy pit associate

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: unholy pit associate

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Chest-beating Cerebral Corner

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Peach wonderful international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained Stead

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained Stead

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Topaz irradiated cuckold resort

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: ruddy rebellious personal credit line



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Vivacious Wine Cruise Ship Pozpig



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Claret arrogant principal's office sound barrier



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Gaped haunting tanning salon half-breed



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Silver brunch

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Territorial Grizzly Shitlib Reading Party

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: shaky fanboi heaven

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Amber Talented Elastic Band House

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: shaky fanboi heaven

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: dashing fluffy point ape

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Disgusting olive crackhouse



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Thriller Public Bath

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: dashing fluffy point ape

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ceo friendly grandma



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Flatulent flickering pistol



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic french school



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Lascivious indigo rehab round eye



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Navy useless sandwich

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: curious jet dilemma

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: odious theatre



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: hot dead national crotch



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Hilarious purple pervert



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz iridescent spot

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Diverse mewling temple



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: zombie-like alcoholic location



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Hilarious purple pervert



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Gaped haunting tanning salon half-breed

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Motley copper office

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: hot dead national crotch



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: stirring well-lubricated forum indirect expression



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Gaped haunting tanning salon half-breed



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Gaped haunting tanning salon half-breed



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Flatulent flickering pistol



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Diverse mewling temple



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Diverse mewling temple



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: filthy aggressive marketing idea

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Diverse mewling temple

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Gaped haunting tanning salon half-breed



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Elite foreskin

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Vibrant parlor ladyboy



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: 180 hairless turdskin juggernaut

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Diverse mewling temple



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Glittery bespoke keepsake machete



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: primrose depressive



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Diverse mewling temple



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: filthy aggressive marketing idea



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Vibrant parlor ladyboy



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible Hideous Piazza

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: godawful travel guidebook



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Diverse mewling temple



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Diverse mewling temple



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: filthy aggressive marketing idea



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: federal black state milk

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: spectacular pontificating theater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Silver brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Galvanic pungent university macaca

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: big shrine son of senegal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: filthy aggressive marketing idea



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Diverse mewling temple



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: heady fishy hall

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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy honey-headed people who are hurt

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...#45778737)



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