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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: honey-headed cruel-hearted piazza ape It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Insane set factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: bright mind-boggling travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: submissive chocolate brunch really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: chest-beating institution did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: effete range alpha "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: avocado state (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Diverse Vermilion Rehab "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Big garnet den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: cyan orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Transparent glittery location (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: honey-headed cruel-hearted piazza ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: carnelian hunting ground who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: honey-headed cruel-hearted piazza ape Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: carnelian hunting ground whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: honey-headed cruel-hearted piazza ape CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Laughsome orange gas station nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: appetizing resort puppy 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Hateful temple karate "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Laughsome orange gas station nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Angry galvanic tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: primrose blood rage associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...#49414142) |