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CharlesXII drawing the Battle of Austerlitz on napkins for his date

*draws big line on napkin* "The French forces were a...
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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: 180 brilliant indirect expression



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

irl howled with laughter at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: adulterous peach point



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: chocolate gas station



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: dull medicated dilemma



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Insanely creepy slimy rigor persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35365446)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: chocolate gas station



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Flesh razzle senate international law enforcement agency

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: chocolate gas station



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: bespoke sandwich center



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Stubborn Sexy Codepig



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Heady green fat ankles kitty cat

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: orange institution



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Heady green fat ankles kitty cat

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Heady green fat ankles kitty cat

180

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: canary self-centered corner



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Offensive onyx temple legal warrant



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Gay mind-boggling messiness box office



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Spruce supple mexican orchestra pit



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Keepsake Machete

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: canary self-centered corner



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: excitant therapy office

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Stirring Garrison Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35630925)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: lilac floppy water buffalo sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35329940)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: cerebral fluffy cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: plum pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: 180 brilliant indirect expression

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: canary self-centered corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: histrionic mewling library gaming laptop

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Clear Home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: chocolate gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Gay mind-boggling messiness box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Turquoise Forum Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Glittery Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: adulterous peach point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: silver hunting ground chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: adulterous peach point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Stirring Garrison Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: umber regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: beta exciting faggotry piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Drab multi-colored tanning salon boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: chocolate gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring crystalline church fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: beta exciting faggotry piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: khaki theater toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: canary self-centered corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: canary self-centered corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: 180 brilliant indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Heady green fat ankles kitty cat

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Dashing Dysfunction Mediation

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Dashing Dysfunction Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Heady green fat ankles kitty cat

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Offensive onyx temple legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: magenta cocky bawdyhouse coffee pot

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: canary self-centered corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: appetizing blood rage sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: histrionic mewling library gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Magical Aphrodisiac Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: provocative cuck

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Lemon Kink-friendly Church Building Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Stirring Garrison Digit Ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: bespoke sandwich center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: high-end up-to-no-good field

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: light set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: light set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: khaki theater toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed snowy half-breed tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Stirring Garrison Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: well-lubricated sticky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Gay mind-boggling messiness box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: lake apoplectic native ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Offensive onyx temple legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: beta exciting faggotry piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Spruce supple mexican orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Magical Aphrodisiac Hospital

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Sooty contagious wrinkle pervert

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: canary self-centered corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Avocado wonderful feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone topaz gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Dashing Dysfunction Mediation

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Judgmental Obsidian Trump Supporter

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Dashing Dysfunction Mediation

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Judgmental Obsidian Trump Supporter

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: canary self-centered corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: magenta cocky bawdyhouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: chocolate gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Keepsake Machete

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: khaki theater toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Spruce supple mexican orchestra pit

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Glittery Laser Beams

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: dull medicated dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: talented yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: cerebral fluffy cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: canary self-centered corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Keepsake Machete

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: magenta cocky bawdyhouse coffee pot

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Keepsake Machete

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: magenta cocky bawdyhouse coffee pot

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: magenta cocky bawdyhouse coffee pot

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Keepsake Machete

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Glittery Laser Beams

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Milky azn

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Judgmental Obsidian Trump Supporter

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: appetizing blood rage sanctuary

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: canary self-centered corner

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Hyperventilating deer antler

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: Lemon Kink-friendly Church Building Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Turquoise Forum Pisswyrm

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Offensive onyx temple legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Spruce supple mexican orchestra pit

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed snowy half-breed tattoo

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: adulterous peach point

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: magenta cocky bawdyhouse coffee pot

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: chocolate gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Clear Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Keepsake Machete

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Really Tough Guy

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Gay mind-boggling messiness box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Filthy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Heady green fat ankles kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: canary self-centered corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: chocolate gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Pearly Motley Locus

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Turquoise Forum Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: dull medicated dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Offensive onyx temple legal warrant

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Magical Aphrodisiac Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: Lemon Kink-friendly Church Building Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: light set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: talented yarmulke

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: provocative cuck

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: khaki theater toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: citrine dog poop

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: boyish voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: vigorous corn cake foreskin

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: galvanic stead incel

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: flushed hairraiser shrine sound barrier

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: chocolate gas station

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Maize Friendly Grandma

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Keepsake Machete

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Maize Friendly Grandma

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Offensive onyx temple legal warrant

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Maize Friendly Grandma

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Offensive onyx temple legal warrant

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Offensive onyx temple legal warrant

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Pearly Motley Locus

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Keepsake Machete

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: Violent at-the-ready property

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Carnelian spot

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Stubborn Sexy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Marvelous Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Mauve Roast Beef Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle abusive indian lodge pocket flask

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Carnelian spot

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: soggy prole circlehead

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: plum pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: provocative cuck

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: galvanic stead incel

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Fishy Psychic Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring crystalline church fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: demanding ceo nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring crystalline church fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: provocative cuck

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: khaki theater toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: khaki theater toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: cerebral fluffy cuckold

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Vibrant dopamine people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: Passionate frisky school cafeteria

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: talented yarmulke

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Aromatic nursing home

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: Stubborn Sexy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: slate theater stage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: Stubborn Sexy Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Disgusting Cream Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: well-lubricated sticky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2...#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: arousing orchid meetinghouse



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:28 PM
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