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elite old irish cottage
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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
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I saved one life
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only #2 is remotely unique
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180 pit sneaky criminal
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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Embarrassed to the bone transparent institution
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that's kinda cool
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Explain?
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Embarrassed to the bone transparent institution
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
Razzle Factory Reset Button
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Ricky
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(Rudolph)
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
vigorous stag film
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Amber Parlor Background Story
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vigorous stag film
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Amber Parlor Background Story
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
vigorous stag film
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Took over a small country
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lol wow, holy shit
Amber Parlor Background Story
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No way you're the only one
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Okay, I lol’d
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180 pit sneaky criminal
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wonderful mischievous gunner
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Pumo scum
vigorous stag film
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
Cobalt useless point azn
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attended an Episcopal church
Bistre doobsian mental disorder theatre
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I took a dump at Port Authority.
Very tactful tanning salon
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that is brave
garnet university
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It was as bad you think.
Very tactful tanning salon
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
garnet university
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Bistre doobsian mental disorder theatre
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
Maize digit ratio library
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Amber Parlor Background Story
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We've got time
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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180 wholesome unique experience
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tyty
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
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Bespoke Lascivious Locale
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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multi-colored jet-lagged senate
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Swashbuckling orchestra pit
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
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Winner
wonderful mischievous gunner
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irradiated cowardly boiling water
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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tantric dead church building philosopher-king
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
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Narcissist
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Coon
violet curious stage faggotry
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
violet curious stage faggotry
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
territorial passionate trailer park stock car
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?
violet curious stage faggotry
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
territorial passionate trailer park stock car
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violet curious stage faggotry
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
territorial passionate trailer park stock car
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
violet curious stage faggotry
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territorial passionate trailer park stock car
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Fragrant Mediation Filthpig
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
territorial passionate trailer park stock car
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Where did you go,bro?
violet curious stage faggotry
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
territorial passionate trailer park stock car
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
khaki unholy den rigpig
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We talking a full degree or community college
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
khaki unholy den rigpig
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
khaki unholy den rigpig
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
ultramarine skinny woman office
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you're 60?
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
translucent parlour marketing idea
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
pontificating cream hospital
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
diverse telephone blood rage
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Orchid laughsome sex offender
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We’re butt brothers, brother.
pontificating cream hospital
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
Orchid laughsome sex offender
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
drab weed whacker
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180
Heady gas station
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Green Low-t Generalized Bond Fat Ankles
  04/12/26
180!
Heady gas station
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
Fragrant Mediation Filthpig
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
drab weed whacker
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
confused voyeur
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
Know-it-all hairraiser chapel
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
confused voyeur
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
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confused voyeur
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Know-it-all hairraiser chapel
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
tantric dead church building philosopher-king
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grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
cordovan house-broken halford business firm
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Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
histrionic aggressive corner
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
misunderstood drunken tattoo rigor
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Orchid laughsome sex offender
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
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henna autistic meetinghouse lettuce
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Orchid laughsome sex offender
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Sooty fanboi dilemma
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
hateful thriller lodge
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Azure Range Macaca
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
gaped casino hominid
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
pearly magical kitchen
  04/13/26
ouch
confused voyeur
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as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
pearly magical kitchen
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
confused voyeur
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we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
pearly magical kitchen
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
confused voyeur
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No, they are still talking about it.
Sinister vivacious idea he suggested
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100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Twinkling forum persian
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
pearly magical kitchen
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Sinister vivacious idea he suggested
  04/15/26
not me
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pearly magical kitchen
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genuine lol
French multi-billionaire
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Sinister vivacious idea he suggested
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180
ultramarine skinny woman office
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180
Know-it-all hairraiser chapel
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
federal crusty dragon
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
multi-colored jet-lagged senate
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
kink-friendly adventurous sanctuary toilet seat
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180
Heady gas station
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kink-friendly adventurous sanctuary toilet seat
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Heady gas station
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
Insane Comical Public Bath
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😎
kink-friendly adventurous sanctuary toilet seat
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Heady gas station
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
light hall circlehead
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sable bawdyhouse
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
peach state
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
concupiscible elastic band
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
jet provocative brunch quadroon
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Sinister vivacious idea he suggested
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
drab weed whacker
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Sinister vivacious idea he suggested
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
French multi-billionaire
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
Sinister vivacious idea he suggested
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
French multi-billionaire
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Sinister vivacious idea he suggested
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
French multi-billionaire
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Sinister vivacious idea he suggested
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
tantric dead church building philosopher-king
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cordovan house-broken halford business firm
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Appetizing flushed shrine
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Thats weirdly 180
180 pit sneaky criminal
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excited?
confused voyeur
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Appetizing flushed shrine
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
confused voyeur
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Appetizing flushed shrine
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confused voyeur
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Razzle Factory Reset Button
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
drab weed whacker
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Appetizing flushed shrine
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
drab weed whacker
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Razzle Factory Reset Button
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Appetizing flushed shrine
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Razzle Factory Reset Button
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
drab weed whacker
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
180 pit sneaky criminal
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confused voyeur
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Heady gas station
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Sooty fanboi dilemma
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Arrogant bateful piazza mood
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Swashbuckling orchestra pit
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
buff temple
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how'd you get away
confused voyeur
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
glittery ruddy set chad
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
alcoholic national security agency
  04/17/26
...
Heady gas station
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
glassy center
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Maize digit ratio library
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Greedy Pervert
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Greedy Pervert
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fkk it's too outable to say
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translucent parlour marketing idea
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llm (lab lives matter) friend tp
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
SickoMode
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I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: elite old irish cottage



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Razzle Factory Reset Button

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: garnet university

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Aromatic ungodly tank principal's office

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: wonderful mischievous gunner

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Razzle Factory Reset Button



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: tantric dead church building philosopher-king



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly boiling water



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: drab weed whacker



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: painfully honest racy plaza



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: confused voyeur



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Purple blathering fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Twinkling forum persian



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Bespoke Lascivious Locale



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: 180 pit sneaky criminal



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Cerebral gold whorehouse coffee pot

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone transparent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Amber Parlor Background Story

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: tantric dead church building philosopher-king

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone transparent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: glittery ruddy set chad

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Razzle Factory Reset Button

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Cerebral gold whorehouse coffee pot

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: confused voyeur

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: offensive bearded dopamine

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Swashbuckling orchestra pit

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Orange bearded church boistinker

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: vigorous stag film

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Amber Parlor Background Story

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: vigorous stag film

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Amber Parlor Background Story

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: vigorous stag film

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant out-of-control feces juggernaut

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Amber Parlor Background Story

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: tantric dead church building philosopher-king

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Cerebral gold whorehouse coffee pot

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: gaped casino hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: rambunctious flesh stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Exciting abode corn cake

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Sinister vivacious idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: violet curious stage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Nofapping heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: drab weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Infuriating double fault stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: 180 pit sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: wonderful mischievous gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: vigorous stag film

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Cobalt useless point azn

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Bistre doobsian mental disorder theatre

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Very tactful tanning salon

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: garnet university

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Very tactful tanning salon

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: garnet university

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Bistre doobsian mental disorder theatre

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Maize digit ratio library

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Amber Parlor Background Story

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: rambunctious flesh stead

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: confused voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: translucent parlour marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Cerebral gold whorehouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Amber Parlor Background Story

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: vigorous stag film

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Nofapping heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Nudist chest-beating indian lodge faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: translucent parlour marketing idea

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: confused voyeur

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: titillating regret school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Dashing charcoal cruise ship

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: confused voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Heady gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Twinkling forum persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Amber Parlor Background Story

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Amber Parlor Background Story

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Nofapping heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: black messiness

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Exciting abode corn cake

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: tantric dead church building philosopher-king

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Exciting abode corn cake

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Contagious Menage Goal In Life

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Exciting abode corn cake

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Bespoke Lascivious Locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Sooty fanboi dilemma

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Sinister vivacious idea he suggested

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: vigorous stag film

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: confused voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Sick therapy headpube

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Maize digit ratio library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Lemon Trip Native Nibblets

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Nofapping heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: zippy brethren garrison

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: pontificating cream hospital

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Know-it-all hairraiser chapel

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: pontificating cream hospital

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: multi-colored jet-lagged senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling orchestra pit

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Purple blathering fortuitous meteor

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: wonderful mischievous gunner

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: irradiated cowardly boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Electric candlestick maker location

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Lemon Trip Native Nibblets

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: tantric dead church building philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: violet curious stage faggotry

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Maize digit ratio library

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: violet curious stage faggotry

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: territorial passionate trailer park stock car

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: violet curious stage faggotry

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: territorial passionate trailer park stock car

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: violet curious stage faggotry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: territorial passionate trailer park stock car

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: violet curious stage faggotry

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: territorial passionate trailer park stock car

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: violet curious stage faggotry

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: territorial passionate trailer park stock car

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Fragrant Mediation Filthpig

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: territorial passionate trailer park stock car

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: violet curious stage faggotry

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: territorial passionate trailer park stock car

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Emerald legend area

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone transparent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: khaki unholy den rigpig

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: violet curious stage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: drab weed whacker

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: khaki unholy den rigpig

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: ultramarine skinny woman office

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: khaki unholy den rigpig

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Sooty fanboi dilemma

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: confused voyeur

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: khaki unholy den rigpig

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Ocher stimulating really tough guy

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: cordovan house-broken halford business firm

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: khaki unholy den rigpig

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: cordovan house-broken halford business firm

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: confused voyeur

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: khaki unholy den rigpig

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: ultramarine skinny woman office

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Orchid laughsome sex offender

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: confused voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: diverse telephone blood rage

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: translucent parlour marketing idea

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: pontificating cream hospital

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: diverse telephone blood rage

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Orchid laughsome sex offender

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: pontificating cream hospital

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Orchid laughsome sex offender

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: drab weed whacker

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Heady gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Green Low-t Generalized Bond Fat Ankles

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Heady gas station

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Fragrant Mediation Filthpig

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: drab weed whacker

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: confused voyeur

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Know-it-all hairraiser chapel

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: confused voyeur

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Know-it-all hairraiser chapel

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: confused voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: henna autistic meetinghouse lettuce

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Know-it-all hairraiser chapel

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: tantric dead church building philosopher-king

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: cordovan house-broken halford business firm

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: histrionic aggressive corner

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: misunderstood drunken tattoo rigor

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Orchid laughsome sex offender

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: cordovan house-broken halford business firm

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: henna autistic meetinghouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Orchid laughsome sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Sooty fanboi dilemma

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: hateful thriller lodge

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Azure Range Macaca

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: gaped casino hominid

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: pearly magical kitchen

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: confused voyeur

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: pearly magical kitchen

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: confused voyeur

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: pearly magical kitchen

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: confused voyeur

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Sinister vivacious idea he suggested

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Twinkling forum persian

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: pearly magical kitchen

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Sinister vivacious idea he suggested

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: pearly magical kitchen

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: pearly magical kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: French multi-billionaire

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Sinister vivacious idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: ultramarine skinny woman office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Know-it-all hairraiser chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: federal crusty dragon

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: multi-colored jet-lagged senate

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: kink-friendly adventurous sanctuary toilet seat

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Heady gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: kink-friendly adventurous sanctuary toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Heady gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Insane Comical Public Bath

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: kink-friendly adventurous sanctuary toilet seat

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Heady gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: light hall circlehead

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: sable bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: peach state

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: concupiscible elastic band

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: jet provocative brunch quadroon

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Sinister vivacious idea he suggested

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: drab weed whacker

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Sinister vivacious idea he suggested

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: French multi-billionaire

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Sinister vivacious idea he suggested

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: French multi-billionaire

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Sinister vivacious idea he suggested

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: French multi-billionaire

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Sinister vivacious idea he suggested

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: tantric dead church building philosopher-king

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: cordovan house-broken halford business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Appetizing flushed shrine

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: 180 pit sneaky criminal

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: confused voyeur

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Appetizing flushed shrine

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: confused voyeur

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Appetizing flushed shrine

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: confused voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Razzle Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: drab weed whacker

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Appetizing flushed shrine

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: drab weed whacker

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Razzle Factory Reset Button

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Appetizing flushed shrine

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Razzle Factory Reset Button

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: drab weed whacker

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: 180 pit sneaky criminal

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: confused voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Heady gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Sooty fanboi dilemma

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Arrogant bateful piazza mood

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: buff temple

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: confused voyeur

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: glittery ruddy set chad

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: alcoholic national security agency

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Heady gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: glassy center

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Maize digit ratio library

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Greedy Pervert

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Greedy Pervert

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Vengeful galvanic property hairy legs

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: translucent parlour marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ( ''.'') (ballrooms-r-us)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49849598)