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hairraiser disturbing library internal respiration
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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
effete hall really tough guy
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I saved one life
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only #2 is remotely unique
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Where to start
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effete hall really tough guy
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Fuchsia forum
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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Buff internet-worthy stead
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that's kinda cool
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Explain?
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Self defense?
Autistic racy abode affirmative action
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
effete hall really tough guy
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Ricky
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dun low-t associate
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(Rudolph)
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
hilarious chartreuse state
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
self-absorbed domesticated step-uncle's house
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Vigorous sanctuary
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
unholy pocket flask orchestra pit
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Vigorous sanctuary
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
unholy pocket flask orchestra pit
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Vigorous sanctuary
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Took over a small country
dull bonkers tattoo
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lol wow, holy shit
unholy pocket flask orchestra pit
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No way you're the only one
Nudist Federal Locus Pozpig
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Okay, I lol’d
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pearly bawdyhouse
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lmao
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Fuchsia forum
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180
concupiscible sickened hospital cuckold
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Pumo scum
Vigorous sanctuary
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
Turquoise hyperventilating lay legal warrant
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attended an Episcopal church
aromatic maize stain
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Ultramarine electric pit ladyboy
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that is brave
up-to-no-good cyan filthpig quadroon
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Ultramarine electric pit ladyboy
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
up-to-no-good cyan filthpig quadroon
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
aromatic maize stain
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
Startling Red Marketing Idea
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
unholy pocket flask orchestra pit
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We've got time
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Bronze Floppy Sweet Tailpipe
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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hilarious chartreuse state
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razzle-dazzle national security agency
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
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Garnet Histrionic Partner
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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how many
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Driven a Zamboni
titillating reading party
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180 wholesome unique experience
Nudist Federal Locus Pozpig
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tyty
titillating reading party
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
180 stage death wish
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
titillating reading party
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180
glittery haunting karate gaping
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
lilac lettuce
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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wtf
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Cerebral milk
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
clear soul-stirring prole native
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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Stimulating sepia dragon
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
hilarious chartreuse state
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
razzmatazz office skinny woman
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Winner
concupiscible sickened hospital cuckold
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Unhinged obsidian gunner
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I smoked crack with him.
balding shitlib
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
insecure flesh half-breed
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Nudist Federal Locus Pozpig
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
azure indian lodge
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Narcissist
Startling Red Marketing Idea
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Coon
azure indian lodge
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
flatulent lake liquid oxygen
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
azure indian lodge
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
flatulent lake liquid oxygen
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?
azure indian lodge
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
flatulent lake liquid oxygen
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It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
azure indian lodge
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
flatulent lake liquid oxygen
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
azure indian lodge
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
flatulent lake liquid oxygen
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
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Link to said novel?
flatulent lake liquid oxygen
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Where did you go,bro?
azure indian lodge
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
flatulent lake liquid oxygen
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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Buff internet-worthy stead
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
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azure indian lodge
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Vivacious multi-billionaire
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
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We talking a full degree or community college
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
lilac lettuce
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
dun low-t associate
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Exciting citrine cruise ship
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
poppy point party of the first part
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
rusted ungodly boistinker
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
rusted ungodly boistinker
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dun low-t associate
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Exciting citrine cruise ship
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
Chrome indirect expression useless brakes
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you're 60?
metal piazza dingle berry
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dun low-t associate
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
vermilion arousing immigrant circlehead
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Territorial ratface
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Curious narrow-minded center idea he suggested
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
vermilion arousing immigrant circlehead
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
metal piazza dingle berry
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
Curious narrow-minded center idea he suggested
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
metal piazza dingle berry
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Vivacious multi-billionaire
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180
Sooty weed whacker jew
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Irate public bath people who are hurt
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180!
Sooty weed whacker jew
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
jet main people area
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Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Vivacious multi-billionaire
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i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
dun low-t associate
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
clear soul-stirring prole native
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is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
dun low-t associate
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
clear soul-stirring prole native
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dun low-t associate
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
Elite Submissive Cuck
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
clear soul-stirring prole native
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Nudist Federal Locus Pozpig
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
rusted ungodly boistinker
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
idiotic boltzmann
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
chocolate school cafeteria
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
metal piazza dingle berry
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
rusted ungodly boistinker
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Elite Submissive Cuck
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metal piazza dingle berry
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
lilac lettuce
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
aggressive contagious patrolman
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
amber costumed property friendly grandma
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
pearly bawdyhouse
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Provocative incel pistol
  04/13/26
ouch
dun low-t associate
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Provocative incel pistol
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
dun low-t associate
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Provocative incel pistol
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
dun low-t associate
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
Frum resort preventive strike
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Garnet Histrionic Partner
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Provocative incel pistol
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Frum resort preventive strike
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not me
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Provocative incel pistol
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genuine lol
naked school
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Frum resort preventive strike
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180
Chrome indirect expression useless brakes
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180
clear soul-stirring prole native
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
crystalline painfully honest jap shrine
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Stimulating sepia dragon
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Motley Khaki Roast Beef Field
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180
Sooty weed whacker jew
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Motley Khaki Roast Beef Field
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Sooty weed whacker jew
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
twisted wild alpha location
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😎
Motley Khaki Roast Beef Field
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Sooty weed whacker jew
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
marvelous station
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diverse free-loading principal's office
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
filthy plum halford
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Scarlet splenetic church
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Heady site goal in life
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Frum resort preventive strike
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Vivacious multi-billionaire
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Frum resort preventive strike
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
naked school
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I don't know what that means, is that good?
Frum resort preventive strike
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
naked school
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Frum resort preventive strike
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
naked school
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Frum resort preventive strike
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Nudist Federal Locus Pozpig
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rusted ungodly boistinker
  04/16/26
Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Cobalt digit ratio
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Thats weirdly 180
Fuchsia forum
  04/15/26
excited?
dun low-t associate
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Cobalt digit ratio
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
dun low-t associate
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Cobalt digit ratio
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dun low-t associate
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effete hall really tough guy
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Vivacious multi-billionaire
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Cobalt digit ratio
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Vivacious multi-billionaire
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
effete hall really tough guy
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Cobalt digit ratio
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
effete hall really tough guy
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Vivacious multi-billionaire
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Fuchsia forum
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dun low-t associate
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Sooty weed whacker jew
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
lilac lettuce
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
fiercely-loyal business firm
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hilarious chartreuse state
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
slap-happy walnut generalized bond juggernaut
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how'd you get away
dun low-t associate
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Autistic racy abode affirmative action
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Swashbuckling locale
  04/17/26
...
Sooty weed whacker jew
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
Avocado thirsty menage giraffe
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Startling Red Marketing Idea
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Useless indecent brethren
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Useless indecent brethren
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
multi-colored toilet seat
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Territorial ratface
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llm (lab lives matter) friend tp
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
SickoMode
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I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
oomox
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: hairraiser disturbing library internal respiration



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: effete hall really tough guy

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: up-to-no-good cyan filthpig quadroon

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: snowy parlor

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: concupiscible sickened hospital cuckold

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: effete hall really tough guy



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Bronze Floppy Sweet Tailpipe

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Buff internet-worthy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: unholy pocket flask orchestra pit

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Nudist Federal Locus Pozpig

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Buff internet-worthy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Autistic racy abode affirmative action

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: effete hall really tough guy

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Bronze Floppy Sweet Tailpipe

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: dun low-t associate

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Sinister Scourge Upon The Earth Striped Hyena

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: hilarious chartreuse state

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed domesticated step-uncle's house

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: unholy pocket flask orchestra pit

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: unholy pocket flask orchestra pit

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: dull bonkers tattoo

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: unholy pocket flask orchestra pit

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Nudist Federal Locus Pozpig

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Bronze Floppy Sweet Tailpipe

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: pearly bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Bisexual wonderful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: titillating reading party

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Frum resort preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: azure indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Cerebral milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Vivacious multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: smoky supple church building macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Fuchsia forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: concupiscible sickened hospital cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Turquoise hyperventilating lay legal warrant

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: aromatic maize stain

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine electric pit ladyboy

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: up-to-no-good cyan filthpig quadroon

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine electric pit ladyboy

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: up-to-no-good cyan filthpig quadroon

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: aromatic maize stain

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Startling Red Marketing Idea

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: unholy pocket flask orchestra pit

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Bisexual wonderful queen of the night

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: dun low-t associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Territorial ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Bronze Floppy Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: unholy pocket flask orchestra pit

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: hilarious chartreuse state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Cerebral milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Territorial ratface

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: dun low-t associate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Brass cheese-eating address wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Hairless deer antler double fault

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: dun low-t associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Sooty weed whacker jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Garnet Histrionic Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: unholy pocket flask orchestra pit

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: unholy pocket flask orchestra pit

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Cerebral milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: crusty transparent mad-dog skullcap

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: titillating reading party

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Nudist Federal Locus Pozpig

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: titillating reading party

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: 180 stage death wish

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: titillating reading party

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: glittery haunting karate gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: lilac lettuce

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Frum resort preventive strike

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Vigorous sanctuary

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: dun low-t associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Zombie-like razzle cumskin

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Startling Red Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: insecure flesh half-breed

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: hilarious chartreuse state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Cerebral milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: fluffy ruddy azn whorehouse

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Curious narrow-minded center idea he suggested

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: clear soul-stirring prole native

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Curious narrow-minded center idea he suggested

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Stimulating sepia dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: hilarious chartreuse state

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz office skinny woman

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: concupiscible sickened hospital cuckold

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Unhinged obsidian gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: balding shitlib

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: insecure flesh half-breed

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Nudist Federal Locus Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: azure indian lodge

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Startling Red Marketing Idea

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: azure indian lodge

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: flatulent lake liquid oxygen

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: azure indian lodge

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: flatulent lake liquid oxygen

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: azure indian lodge

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: flatulent lake liquid oxygen

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: azure indian lodge

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: flatulent lake liquid oxygen

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: azure indian lodge

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: flatulent lake liquid oxygen

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: jet main people area

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: flatulent lake liquid oxygen

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: azure indian lodge

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: flatulent lake liquid oxygen

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Slippery Pale Telephone

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Buff internet-worthy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Exciting citrine cruise ship

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: azure indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Vivacious multi-billionaire

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Exciting citrine cruise ship

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Chrome indirect expression useless brakes

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Exciting citrine cruise ship

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: lilac lettuce

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: dun low-t associate

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Exciting citrine cruise ship

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: poppy point party of the first part

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: rusted ungodly boistinker

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Exciting citrine cruise ship

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: rusted ungodly boistinker

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: dun low-t associate

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Exciting citrine cruise ship

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Chrome indirect expression useless brakes

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: metal piazza dingle berry

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: dun low-t associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: vermilion arousing immigrant circlehead

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Territorial ratface

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Curious narrow-minded center idea he suggested

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: vermilion arousing immigrant circlehead

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: metal piazza dingle berry

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Curious narrow-minded center idea he suggested

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: metal piazza dingle berry

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Vivacious multi-billionaire

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Sooty weed whacker jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Irate public bath people who are hurt

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Sooty weed whacker jew

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: jet main people area

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Vivacious multi-billionaire

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: dun low-t associate

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: clear soul-stirring prole native

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: dun low-t associate

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: clear soul-stirring prole native

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: dun low-t associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Elite Submissive Cuck

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: clear soul-stirring prole native

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Nudist Federal Locus Pozpig

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: rusted ungodly boistinker

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: idiotic boltzmann

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: chocolate school cafeteria

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: metal piazza dingle berry

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: rusted ungodly boistinker

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Elite Submissive Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: metal piazza dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: lilac lettuce

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: aggressive contagious patrolman

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: amber costumed property friendly grandma

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: pearly bawdyhouse

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Provocative incel pistol

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: dun low-t associate

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Provocative incel pistol

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: dun low-t associate

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Provocative incel pistol

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: dun low-t associate

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Frum resort preventive strike

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Garnet Histrionic Partner

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Provocative incel pistol

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Frum resort preventive strike

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Provocative incel pistol

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Provocative incel pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: naked school

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Frum resort preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Chrome indirect expression useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: clear soul-stirring prole native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: crystalline painfully honest jap shrine

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Stimulating sepia dragon

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Motley Khaki Roast Beef Field

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Sooty weed whacker jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Motley Khaki Roast Beef Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Sooty weed whacker jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: twisted wild alpha location

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Motley Khaki Roast Beef Field

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Sooty weed whacker jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: marvelous station

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: diverse free-loading principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: filthy plum halford

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Scarlet splenetic church

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Heady site goal in life

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Frum resort preventive strike

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Vivacious multi-billionaire

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Frum resort preventive strike

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: naked school

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Frum resort preventive strike

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: naked school

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Frum resort preventive strike

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: naked school

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Frum resort preventive strike

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Nudist Federal Locus Pozpig

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: rusted ungodly boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Cobalt digit ratio

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Fuchsia forum

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: dun low-t associate

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Cobalt digit ratio

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: dun low-t associate

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Cobalt digit ratio

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: dun low-t associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: effete hall really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Vivacious multi-billionaire

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Cobalt digit ratio

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Vivacious multi-billionaire

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: effete hall really tough guy

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Cobalt digit ratio

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: effete hall really tough guy

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Vivacious multi-billionaire

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Fuchsia forum

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: dun low-t associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Sooty weed whacker jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: lilac lettuce

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal business firm

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: hilarious chartreuse state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: slap-happy walnut generalized bond juggernaut

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: dun low-t associate

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Autistic racy abode affirmative action

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling locale

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Sooty weed whacker jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Avocado thirsty menage giraffe

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Startling Red Marketing Idea

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Useless indecent brethren

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Useless indecent brethren

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: multi-colored toilet seat

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Territorial ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ( ''.'') (ballrooms-r-us)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...#49849598)