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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
tell me
well-lubricated copper kitchen filthpig
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
lol tyft
big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
cracking mental disorder sanctuary
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
ocher stimulating crackhouse giraffe
  12/28/13
fucking lol
opaque round eye
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Twinkling mexican
  05/12/15
so underrated
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bateful principal's office
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gold partner
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brass passionate brunch incel
  12/11/24
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Boyish effete stead
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
burgundy stag film
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
histrionic international law enforcement agency plaza
  08/14/13
lmao
well-lubricated copper kitchen filthpig
  05/12/15
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brass passionate brunch incel
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
burgundy stag film
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Amber space
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big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Up-to-no-good talented toaster indian lodge
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
rofl
well-lubricated copper kitchen filthpig
  08/14/13
180
gold partner
  08/14/13
rofl
Blathering chartreuse range
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Cerebral University
  08/14/13
lol
wonderful boltzmann sandwich
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lime kitty cat heaven
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geriatric corner therapy
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crawly tattoo school
  08/14/13
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big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria
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crawly tattoo school
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
histrionic international law enforcement agency plaza
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
crawly tattoo school
  08/14/13
best of thread
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
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pink parlour hunting ground
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brass passionate brunch incel
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
brass passionate brunch incel
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
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big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
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big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Dashing new version
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
histrionic international law enforcement agency plaza
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Autistic Insane Locale Toilet Seat
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well-lubricated copper kitchen filthpig
  08/14/13
180
razzle area legend
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curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
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opaque round eye
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bateful principal's office
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Autistic Insane Locale Toilet Seat
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
pink parlour hunting ground
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
pink parlour hunting ground
  08/14/13
lol
useless field hissy fit
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
crawly tattoo school
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
emerald buck-toothed hall
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pink parlour hunting ground
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Slap-happy abusive meetinghouse
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Fighting Piazza Boistinker
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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Drab center roast beef
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
pink parlour hunting ground
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
pink parlour hunting ground
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Blue Racy French Chef Institution
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Up-to-no-good talented toaster indian lodge
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Up-to-no-good talented toaster indian lodge
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
gold partner
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Diverse Lay Jewess
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Dead beady-eyed public bath rigpig
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
pink parlour hunting ground
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Blue Racy French Chef Institution
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
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silver vivacious menage alpha
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria
  08/14/13
whatever
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Thirsty Charcoal Karate
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
pink parlour hunting ground
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
crawly tattoo school
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
lol
razzle area legend
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
180
gold partner
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Amethyst Doobsian Foreskin Coffee Pot
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
crawly tattoo school
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Bull Headed Cuckold Codepig
  08/14/13
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Bull Headed Cuckold Codepig
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
gold partner
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
gold partner
  08/14/13
lol tyft
big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
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Anal Light Telephone
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
razzle area legend
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
mint coldplay fan location
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
razzle-dazzle idiotic garrison multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
gold partner
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
gold partner
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
pink parlour hunting ground
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
gold partner
  08/14/13
165
Rebellious Magenta Old Irish Cottage
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
lmao
big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria
  08/14/13
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silver vivacious menage alpha
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Brindle shrine
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Violent alcoholic prole
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
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Bull Headed Cuckold Codepig
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
Pics?
Kink-friendly striped hyena orchestra pit
  08/14/13
link?
Comical parlor candlestick maker
  08/17/13
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well-lubricated copper kitchen filthpig
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
vibrant sinister church gaping
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
startling plum station legal warrant
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
pink parlour hunting ground
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Cerise adventurous property
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
rusted point fat ankles
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
rusted point fat ankles
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
rusted point fat ankles
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
emerald buck-toothed hall
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Avocado senate juggernaut
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
rusted point fat ankles
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Hairraiser electric furnace
  08/14/13
Underrated
Rebellious Magenta Old Irish Cottage
  08/15/13
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Pontificating red selfie
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Avocado senate juggernaut
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Hairraiser electric furnace
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
shivering galvanic ticket booth windowlicker
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
pink parlour hunting ground
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
greedy vigorous stage
  08/14/13
lol
wonderful boltzmann sandwich
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
greedy vigorous stage
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
wonderful boltzmann sandwich
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
greedy vigorous stage
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Avocado senate juggernaut
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
exciting hot theater stage regret
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Blue Racy French Chef Institution
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Citrine Cruise Ship Wagecucks
  08/14/13
180
soul-stirring flirting idea he suggested
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
wonderful boltzmann sandwich
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
iridescent mewling temple pervert
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
wonderful boltzmann sandwich
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tantric cheese-eating stage sweet tailpipe
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salmon laughsome kitty
  08/14/13
180
rusted point fat ankles
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Hairraiser electric furnace
  08/15/13
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Cerise adventurous property
  08/17/13
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excitant brethren theatre
  09/11/13
Lmao
stirring angry tank sneaky criminal
  06/07/17
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geriatric corner therapy
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Appetizing self-absorbed forum mad cow disease
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
tantric cheese-eating stage sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
yellow lascivious gas station
  08/14/13
lol
rusted point fat ankles
  08/14/13
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cream flatulent black woman home
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
mauve deep site
  08/14/13
180
sepia exhilarant people who are hurt den
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
soggy idiot state
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Irradiated puce theater
  08/17/13
poignant
Heady dragon love of her life
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Coiffed set
  08/17/13
...
tantric cheese-eating stage sweet tailpipe
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
excitant brethren theatre
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Drab center roast beef
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
shivering galvanic ticket booth windowlicker
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
ocher stimulating crackhouse giraffe
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Sable fragrant ape
  12/28/13
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Bat-shit-crazy swashbuckling tanning salon
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
costumed hideous hospital
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Cobalt big business firm nowag
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
multi-colored bat shit crazy shitlib nursing home
  03/10/14
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opaque round eye
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Slap-happy abusive meetinghouse
  05/12/15
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Translucent pozpig church building
  01/19/16
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iridescent mewling temple pervert
  10/25/17
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Comical parlor candlestick maker
  11/29/15
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Comical parlor candlestick maker
  12/23/15
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opaque round eye
  01/05/16
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Comical parlor candlestick maker
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Walnut supple philosopher-king address
  06/07/17
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Translucent pozpig church building
  09/22/17
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curious vermilion famous landscape painting base
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
concupiscible whorehouse
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
spectacular know-it-all clown
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
concupiscible whorehouse
  07/18/18
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provocative frisky stock car resort
  04/30/19
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Comical parlor candlestick maker
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Comical parlor candlestick maker
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Contagious trailer park jew
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provocative frisky stock car resort
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: well-lubricated copper kitchen filthpig

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: cracking mental disorder sanctuary

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: ocher stimulating crackhouse giraffe

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: opaque round eye

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Twinkling mexican



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Khaki duck-like mediation pit

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Pontificating red selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: bateful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Garnet abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: aromatic hell trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: gold partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: lime kitty cat heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: brass passionate brunch incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: territorial sexy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: geriatric corner therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Boyish effete stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: burgundy stag film

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: histrionic international law enforcement agency plaza

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: well-lubricated copper kitchen filthpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Comical parlor candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: brass passionate brunch incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: burgundy stag film

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Amber space

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good talented toaster indian lodge

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: well-lubricated copper kitchen filthpig

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: gold partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Blathering chartreuse range

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Cerebral University

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: wonderful boltzmann sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: iridescent mewling temple pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Pontificating red selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: provocative frisky stock car resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: lime kitty cat heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: geriatric corner therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: crawly tattoo school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: crawly tattoo school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: histrionic international law enforcement agency plaza

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: crawly tattoo school

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: pink parlour hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: brass passionate brunch incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: brass passionate brunch incel

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Dashing new version

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: histrionic international law enforcement agency plaza

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Autistic Insane Locale Toilet Seat

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: well-lubricated copper kitchen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: razzle area legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: glittery cordovan native organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: iridescent mewling temple pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: opaque round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: bateful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Autistic Insane Locale Toilet Seat

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: pink parlour hunting ground

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: pink parlour hunting ground

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: useless field hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: crawly tattoo school

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: pink parlour hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Slap-happy abusive meetinghouse

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Fighting Piazza Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: crawly tattoo school

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: arousing casino police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: pink parlour hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Drab center roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Drab center roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: provocative frisky stock car resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: pink parlour hunting ground

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: pink parlour hunting ground

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Blue Racy French Chef Institution

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good talented toaster indian lodge

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good talented toaster indian lodge

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: gold partner

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Diverse Lay Jewess

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Dead beady-eyed public bath rigpig

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: pink parlour hunting ground

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Blue Racy French Chef Institution

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: silver vivacious menage alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Electric Fluffy Trump Supporter Newt

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Thirsty Charcoal Karate

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: pink parlour hunting ground

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: crawly tattoo school

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: razzle area legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: gold partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Amethyst Doobsian Foreskin Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: crawly tattoo school

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Bull Headed Cuckold Codepig

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Bull Headed Cuckold Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: gold partner

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: gold partner

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Anal Light Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: razzle area legend

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: mint coldplay fan location

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle idiotic garrison multi-billionaire

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: gold partner

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: gold partner

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: pink parlour hunting ground

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: gold partner

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Rebellious Magenta Old Irish Cottage

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: big-titted floppy water buffalo school cafeteria

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: silver vivacious menage alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Brindle shrine

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Violent alcoholic prole

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Bull Headed Cuckold Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Kink-friendly striped hyena orchestra pit

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Comical parlor candlestick maker

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: well-lubricated copper kitchen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: vibrant sinister church gaping

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: startling plum station legal warrant

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: pink parlour hunting ground

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Cerise adventurous property

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: rusted point fat ankles

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: rusted point fat ankles

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: rusted point fat ankles

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: emerald buck-toothed hall

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Avocado senate juggernaut

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: rusted point fat ankles

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser electric furnace

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Rebellious Magenta Old Irish Cottage

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Pontificating red selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Avocado senate juggernaut

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser electric furnace

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: shivering galvanic ticket booth windowlicker

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: pink parlour hunting ground

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: greedy vigorous stage

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: wonderful boltzmann sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: greedy vigorous stage

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: wonderful boltzmann sandwich

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: greedy vigorous stage

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Avocado senate juggernaut

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: exciting hot theater stage regret

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Blue Racy French Chef Institution

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Citrine Cruise Ship Wagecucks

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring flirting idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: wonderful boltzmann sandwich

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: iridescent mewling temple pervert

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: wonderful boltzmann sandwich

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: tantric cheese-eating stage sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: salmon laughsome kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: rusted point fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Cerise adventurous property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: excitant brethren theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: stirring angry tank sneaky criminal

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: geriatric corner therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Appetizing self-absorbed forum mad cow disease

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: tantric cheese-eating stage sweet tailpipe

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: yellow lascivious gas station

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: rusted point fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: cream flatulent black woman home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: mauve deep site

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: sepia exhilarant people who are hurt den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: soggy idiot state

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Irradiated puce theater

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Heady dragon love of her life

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Coiffed set

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: tantric cheese-eating stage sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: excitant brethren theatre

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Drab center roast beef

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: shivering galvanic ticket booth windowlicker

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: ocher stimulating crackhouse giraffe

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Sable fragrant ape

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy swashbuckling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: costumed hideous hospital

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Cobalt big business firm nowag

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: multi-colored bat shit crazy shitlib nursing home

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: opaque round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Slap-happy abusive meetinghouse

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Translucent pozpig church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: iridescent mewling temple pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Comical parlor candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Comical parlor candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: opaque round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Comical parlor candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Walnut supple philosopher-king address

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Translucent pozpig church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: curious vermilion famous landscape painting base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: concupiscible whorehouse

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: spectacular know-it-all clown

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: concupiscible whorehouse

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: provocative frisky stock car resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Comical parlor candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Comical parlor candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Contagious trailer park jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: provocative frisky stock car resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: provocative frisky stock car resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...#44198924)