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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Elite Hideous Fanboi
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Big mewling pit
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Big mewling pit
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
erotic stirring tank
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Big mewling pit
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
erotic stirring tank
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Big mewling pit
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Elite Hideous Fanboi
  01/05/26
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Elite Hideous Fanboi
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Big mewling pit
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Elite Hideous Fanboi
  01/06/26
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Magical opaque institution
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Big mewling pit
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
floppy affirmative action
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
lake address clown
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
angry range psychic
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Big mewling pit
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Twisted hospital
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Big mewling pit
  01/06/26
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Flatulent rehab windowlicker
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
angry range psychic
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Big mewling pit
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Twisted hospital
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Big mewling pit
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Twisted hospital
  01/06/26
Lmao
Elite Hideous Fanboi
  01/06/26
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swashbuckling cordovan casino round eye
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
nudist supple goal in life
  01/06/26
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erotic stirring tank
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Elite Hideous Fanboi

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Big mewling pit

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Big mewling pit

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: erotic stirring tank

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Big mewling pit

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: erotic stirring tank

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Big mewling pit

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Elite Hideous Fanboi

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Elite Hideous Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Big mewling pit

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Elite Hideous Fanboi

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Magical opaque institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Big mewling pit

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: floppy affirmative action

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: lake address clown

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: angry range psychic

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Big mewling pit

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Twisted hospital

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Big mewling pit

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Flatulent rehab windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: angry range psychic

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Big mewling pit

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Twisted hospital

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Big mewling pit

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Twisted hospital

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Elite Hideous Fanboi

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling cordovan casino round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: nudist supple goal in life

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: erotic stirring tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566761)