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Judgmental infuriating public bath fortuitous meteor
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Uh has Evan posted recently??
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demanding principal's office roast beef
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canary contagious coldplay fan
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Never getting chinese or crab salad from there again. King S...
histrionic goal in life regret
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Damn that weather girl @1:55 has a fat ass
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ran here
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sign him up!
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Date: March 15th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Judgmental infuriating public bath fortuitous meteor

https://www.denver7.com/news/front-range/fort-collins/man-ejaculated-on-food-while-employed-at-fort-collins-safeway-police-chief-says

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Date: March 15th, 2024 3:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser disturbing coffee pot

Uh has Evan posted recently??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2...#47497272)



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Date: March 15th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: misanthropic obsidian location mad cow disease

lmfao @ faggot cops watching videos of some guy jerking off for “evidence”

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Date: March 15th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Mahogany Lay Nibblets



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Date: March 15th, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: mauve business firm

True story: A frat at Stanford used to host a party called "Exotic Erotic." To get into the party, women were restricted to two items of clothing, and men were restricted to one. The Stanford police demanded that they install cameras at the party and send the videos to them afterward, so that they could examine them for evidence of underage drinking. Police are 180.

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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:51 PM
Author: Hideous Foreskin



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Date: March 15th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: tripping galvanic son of senegal garrison

I've take the time to do a little research ...

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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: Appetizing hell

detective telling the guys to take a 20 min break and takes the laptop with him into the bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2...#47497940)



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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: demanding principal's office roast beef



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Date: April 30th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: canary contagious coldplay fan



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Date: March 15th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: histrionic goal in life regret

Never getting chinese or crab salad from there again. King Sooper or Albertsons from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2...#47497284)



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Date: March 15th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: heady clear wrinkle

Damn that weather girl @1:55 has a fat ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2...#47497326)



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Date: March 15th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: garnet soggy preventive strike crackhouse

cr

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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:30 PM
Author: Ocher Outnumbered Stage



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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Ocher Outnumbered Stage

Not finding an Instagram

https://twitter.com/ColetteBordelon

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Date: March 15th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring address

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289931&mc=160&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2...#47497333)



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Date: March 15th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Judgmental infuriating public bath fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 15th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: magical bipolar kitchen kitty



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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: Appetizing hell

ran here

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Date: March 15th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: exhilarant turquoise generalized bond hunting ground

sign him up!

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Date: March 15th, 2024 5:00 PM
Author: Marvelous wagecucks theater stage

tp

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Date: March 15th, 2024 6:26 PM
Author: beta green giraffe

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504715&mc=122&forum_id=2#25095561

YANN PERROD GOES TO THE STEAK SHOP

BY BLOODACRE

Yann Perrod wanted to eat a cheese steak. Yann Perrod went to the local steak place. They served pizza, steaks, and subs.

"I want a cheese steak", said Yann Perrod.

"You cannot have a cheese steak!" said the clerk.

"I am the most alpha muscle stud in the world!" said Yann Perrod.

"OK you can have a 6 inch cheese steak for $6.99, a 9 inch cheese steak for $8.99, or a 12 inch cheese steak for $10.99" said the clerk. "But fries will be extra!"

"I am the most perfect physical specimen the planet has ever seen!" said Yann Perrod.

"OK you can add fries for just 99 cents, but your soda will be $1.95 for a large."

Yann Perrod became very angry. He flexed his right muscle. He flexed his left muscle. Then he flexed his gigantic PISSWORM.

He came all over the countertop.

He came all over the cash register.

He came all over the soda machine.

He came all over the stools.

He came all over the arcade game.

He came all over the takeout menu.

He came all over the regular menu.

He came all over the floor.

He came all over the sink.

He came all over the janitor's closet.

He did not come all over the vegetables because there was a sneeze guard.

Yann Perrod got a 12 inch cheese steak for only $5.99 and the fries were free. He ate it and enjoyed it very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2...#47497787)



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Date: March 15th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: demanding principal's office roast beef



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:51 PM
Author: Hideous Foreskin



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Date: April 30th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: swollen excitant chapel

He flexed his right muscle. He flexed his left muscle. 

Never read this thread ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5504722&forum_id=2...#47621649)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: demanding principal's office roast beef



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Post nut horror



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