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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
mustard talking potus theater stage
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Painfully honest hissy fit institution
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Painfully honest hissy fit institution
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Razzle-dazzle magenta garrison sweet tailpipe
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Painfully honest hissy fit institution
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Razzle-dazzle magenta garrison sweet tailpipe
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Painfully honest hissy fit institution
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
mustard talking potus theater stage
  01/05/26
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mustard talking potus theater stage
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Painfully honest hissy fit institution
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
mustard talking potus theater stage
  01/06/26
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excitant sickened patrolman
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Painfully honest hissy fit institution
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
exciting arrogant lay
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
trip splenetic native
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Dark Floppy Selfie Step-uncle's House
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Painfully honest hissy fit institution
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
motley mauve personal credit line
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Painfully honest hissy fit institution
  01/06/26
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Aphrodisiac Station
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Dark Floppy Selfie Step-uncle's House
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Painfully honest hissy fit institution
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
motley mauve personal credit line
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Painfully honest hissy fit institution
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
motley mauve personal credit line
  01/06/26
Lmao
mustard talking potus theater stage
  01/06/26
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heady nibblets box office
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
buck-toothed anal pervert stead
  01/06/26
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Razzle-dazzle magenta garrison sweet tailpipe
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: mustard talking potus theater stage

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Painfully honest hissy fit institution

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Painfully honest hissy fit institution

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle magenta garrison sweet tailpipe

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Painfully honest hissy fit institution

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle magenta garrison sweet tailpipe

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Painfully honest hissy fit institution

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: mustard talking potus theater stage

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: mustard talking potus theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Painfully honest hissy fit institution

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: mustard talking potus theater stage

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: excitant sickened patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Painfully honest hissy fit institution

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: exciting arrogant lay

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: trip splenetic native

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Dark Floppy Selfie Step-uncle's House

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Painfully honest hissy fit institution

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: motley mauve personal credit line

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Painfully honest hissy fit institution

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Dark Floppy Selfie Step-uncle's House

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Painfully honest hissy fit institution

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: motley mauve personal credit line

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest hissy fit institution

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: motley mauve personal credit line

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: mustard talking potus theater stage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: heady nibblets box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: buck-toothed anal pervert stead

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle magenta garrison sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566761)