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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
mind-boggling indigo plaza scourge upon the earth
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
bisexual death wish
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
mind-boggling indigo plaza scourge upon the earth
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
bisexual death wish
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Bat Shit Crazy Kitty Cat Locus
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Bat Shit Crazy Kitty Cat Locus
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Slimy native
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Bat Shit Crazy Kitty Cat Locus
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You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
mind-boggling indigo plaza scourge upon the earth
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Bat Shit Crazy Kitty Cat Locus
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Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
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bisexual death wish
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Self-centered histrionic legal warrant public bath
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Orchid Filthpig Pistol
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I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
bisexual death wish
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Floppy dilemma
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
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Sienna lay friendly grandma
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Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
ebony hairraiser mexican ticket booth
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OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
mind-boggling indigo plaza scourge upon the earth
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Copper electric furnace
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1800000
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: mind-boggling indigo plaza scourge upon the earth

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: bisexual death wish

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: mind-boggling indigo plaza scourge upon the earth

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: bisexual death wish

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Kitty Cat Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Kitty Cat Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Slimy native

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Kitty Cat Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling indigo plaza scourge upon the earth

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Kitty Cat Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling indigo plaza scourge upon the earth

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: bisexual death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Self-centered histrionic legal warrant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Orchid Filthpig Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: bisexual death wish

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Floppy dilemma

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Carmine marvelous personal credit line

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling indigo plaza scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Aggressive site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Kitty Cat Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Iridescent misanthropic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Vivacious principal's office roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Sienna lay friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Sienna lay friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: ebony hairraiser mexican ticket booth

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling indigo plaza scourge upon the earth

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Copper electric furnace

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Sickened crackhouse antidepressant drug

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Saffron kitchen circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...#49736580)