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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Black box office mother
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Salmon Concupiscible Generalized Bond
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Salmon Concupiscible Generalized Bond
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Black box office mother
  01/05/26
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Black box office mother
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Black box office mother
  01/06/26
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fishy heady nursing home police squad
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
useless pearl library yarmulke
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Up-to-no-good Center
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
beady-eyed gay selfie dysfunction
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
mustard fantasy-prone native
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman
  01/06/26
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Slate thirsty really tough guy shrine
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
beady-eyed gay selfie dysfunction
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
mustard fantasy-prone native
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
mustard fantasy-prone native
  01/06/26
Lmao
Black box office mother
  01/06/26
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tantric big faggot firefighter digit ratio
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Yellow macaca whorehouse
  01/06/26
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Salmon Concupiscible Generalized Bond
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Black box office mother

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Salmon Concupiscible Generalized Bond

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Salmon Concupiscible Generalized Bond

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Black box office mother

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Black box office mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Black box office mother

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: fishy heady nursing home police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: useless pearl library yarmulke

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Center

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed gay selfie dysfunction

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: mustard fantasy-prone native

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Slate thirsty really tough guy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed gay selfie dysfunction

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: mustard fantasy-prone native

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic dopamine black woman

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: mustard fantasy-prone native

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Black box office mother

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: tantric big faggot firefighter digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Yellow macaca whorehouse

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Salmon Concupiscible Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2...#49566761)