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I'm copping $31,489 a year just from SGOV/GSY Dividends

My budget is like $35k, im basically covering shit This i...
duck-like friendly grandma locale
  01/03/26
4% is pretty good
plum parlour
  01/03/26
SGOV is 4.20% and GSY is 4.61% saar when market tanks 15%...
duck-like friendly grandma locale
  01/03/26
4% is pretty good
plum parlour
  01/03/26
That's more then 4% nigga, can u even math? do u even percen...
duck-like friendly grandma locale
  01/03/26
Grats on the 4 percent
plum parlour
  01/03/26
it's 4.37% in total, thats moar than 4% faggotchod
duck-like friendly grandma locale
  01/03/26
4perc
plum parlour
  01/03/26
After taxes it’s like 0.00000001%
Grizzly Pea-brained Ticket Booth
  01/03/26
i wont owe taxes, get a disability exemption for being turd
duck-like friendly grandma locale
  01/03/26
how much u have invested in that, my nigga?
Hot coffee pot
  01/03/26
720,467 im only abt half equities now, may sell more. fee...
duck-like friendly grandma locale
  01/03/26
Check out JAAA, probably the best near cash equivalent.
Dull flickering clown
  01/03/26
tank u saar, looks good maybe will move some SGOV to that to...
duck-like friendly grandma locale
  01/03/26
do u have a newsletter i want to learn to manage my portfoli...
Offensive crusty theater tank
  01/03/26
sure: www.onlyfans.com/turdblowsurportfolio
duck-like friendly grandma locale
  01/03/26
I'm thinking of putting about 200k into CAG to catch appreci...
Poppy Mentally Impaired Cumskin Field
  01/03/26
Conagra Brands Inc? that shit has been on a straightline ...
duck-like friendly grandma locale
  01/03/26
lol, I'm running the wheel strategy on 100 shares of CAG for...
Dull flickering clown
  01/03/26
Good idea. I'll sell puts at prices I like.
Poppy Mentally Impaired Cumskin Field
  01/03/26
i think i get like high 3s from my savings account bro
seedy pisswyrm piazza
  01/03/26
behold the POWERGOY Savings Account
duck-like friendly grandma locale
  01/03/26
yes im a powergoy i keep like 15k in a savings account
seedy pisswyrm piazza
  01/03/26
explain why GSY. why not dump everything in SGOV practically...
appetizing confused lodge cuckold
  01/03/26
tbf the current spread for credit risk makes GSY not worth i...
Dull flickering clown
  01/03/26
Also SGOV actually beat GSY over five years, lol: https:/...
Dull flickering clown
  01/03/26
GSY gets .4% more div and it seems safe as furk nigga even i...
duck-like friendly grandma locale
  01/04/26
If bitcoin drops to 80k it would dwarf any returns from hold...
Talented Cocky Depressive
  01/03/26
Does VUSXX make sense for a NY bro? Currently park my cash t...
Trip Hideous Crackhouse
  01/03/26
SGOV performs the same as VUSXX. If you are considering JAA...
Dull flickering clown
  01/03/26
Is SGOV a good place to hold cash? SGOV and similar (VMFX...
Sapphire buck-toothed useless brakes stain
  01/03/26


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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: duck-like friendly grandma locale

My budget is like $35k, im basically covering shit

This is $86.27 a day FREE money for doing nothing, I can easily live nicely in Asia on that forever

And this is only with abt $720,467, half my NW, in these two ETF

If I went 100% then im making over 60k FREE money thats insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559306)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: plum parlour

4% is pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559318)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: duck-like friendly grandma locale

SGOV is 4.20% and GSY is 4.61% saar

when market tanks 15% i will start buying stooks again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559428)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: plum parlour

4% is pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559451)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: duck-like friendly grandma locale

That's more then 4% nigga, can u even math? do u even percents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559453)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: plum parlour

Grats on the 4 percent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559455)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: duck-like friendly grandma locale

it's 4.37% in total, thats moar than 4% faggotchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559460)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: plum parlour

4perc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559462)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Grizzly Pea-brained Ticket Booth

After taxes it’s like 0.00000001%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559854)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: duck-like friendly grandma locale

i wont owe taxes, get a disability exemption for being turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559862)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Hot coffee pot

how much u have invested in that, my nigga?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559342)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: duck-like friendly grandma locale

720,467

im only abt half equities now, may sell more. feels good will wait for jews to tank market then buy TQQQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559429)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: Dull flickering clown

Check out JAAA, probably the best near cash equivalent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559865)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: duck-like friendly grandma locale

tank u saar, looks good maybe will move some SGOV to that to cop extra 1%+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559940)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Offensive crusty theater tank

do u have a newsletter i want to learn to manage my portfolio for maximum safety and income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559872)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: duck-like friendly grandma locale

sure:

www.onlyfans.com/turdblowsurportfolio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559945)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Poppy Mentally Impaired Cumskin Field

I'm thinking of putting about 200k into CAG to catch appreciation and an 8% dividend. I'm holding back because of inflation spikes again, CAG will probably plummet to $12 and cut the dividend. But it it falls into the 16s, I think I'll go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559911)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: duck-like friendly grandma locale

Conagra Brands Inc?

that shit has been on a straightline down nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559950)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Dull flickering clown

lol, I'm running the wheel strategy on 100 shares of CAG for fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49560031)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Poppy Mentally Impaired Cumskin Field

Good idea. I'll sell puts at prices I like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49560384)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: seedy pisswyrm piazza

i think i get like high 3s from my savings account bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559921)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: duck-like friendly grandma locale

behold the POWERGOY Savings Account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559952)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: seedy pisswyrm piazza

yes im a powergoy i keep like 15k in a savings account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49559959)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: appetizing confused lodge cuckold

explain why GSY. why not dump everything in SGOV practically guaranteed 4.2? why GSY for a few k a year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49560086)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Dull flickering clown

tbf the current spread for credit risk makes GSY not worth it right now imho but that can change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49560113)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Dull flickering clown

Also SGOV actually beat GSY over five years, lol:

https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/JAAA/charting?axis=percentage&compare=JAAA%2CGSY%2CSGOV&interval=5Y&metric=totalReturn&series=line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49560120)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 1:15 AM
Author: duck-like friendly grandma locale

GSY gets .4% more div and it seems safe as furk nigga even if it had max drawdown like in 2020 its 4% and i just shift it into equities:

Risk Type SGOV (0-3 Month Treasury) GSY (Ultra-Short Duration)

Credit Risk Virtually Zero (Backed by the US Govt). Low to Moderate (Corporate debt).

Interest Rate Risk Near Zero (Resets every 90 days). Low (Average maturity is <1 year).

Liquidity Risk None (Treasuries are the most liquid asset). Low (But can widen during a panic).

Max Drawdown (Hist.) ~0.05% (Extremely stable). ~4.50% (Saw stress in 2020).

Yield (Risk Premium) Base Rate (~4.6% - 5.0%). Base Rate + ~0.50% "Risk Premium".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49560948)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Talented Cocky Depressive

If bitcoin drops to 80k it would dwarf any returns from holding 4% cash. Let's hope this oil seizure by Trump doesn't cause a huge spike in bitvoin on monday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49560399)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Trip Hideous Crackhouse

Does VUSXX make sense for a NY bro? Currently park my cash there. Dropped down to 3.7ish recently but no state taxes. Too dumb to figure out if I should move my cash to SGOV or JAAA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49560526)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Dull flickering clown

SGOV performs the same as VUSXX. If you are considering JAAA, you need to figure out if credit spread for JAAA makes up for the state tax hit, I'm not an NYmo. I predict more rate cuts in 2026 and this will all become increasingly irrelevant. At some point you may want to consider ibonds even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49560543)



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Date: January 3rd, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Sapphire buck-toothed useless brakes stain

Is SGOV a good place to hold cash?

SGOV and similar (VMFXX for one) are generally fine for parking cash. They are likely to result in a loss of real value over time, as they won't beat inflation. However, most of us tend to need someplace to park some cash.Dec 12, 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816853&forum_id=2...#49560574)