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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
hyperactive green goyim french chef
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
Vivacious black woman
  07/06/25
underrated
comical coffee pot
  07/06/25
THIS.
opaque toaster
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
maniacal soul-stirring piazza
  07/06/25
Lol
Geriatric alcoholic legal warrant
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
Beta native
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Trip tanning salon
  07/06/25
...
hyperactive green goyim french chef
  07/06/25
...
Beta native
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
Orchid digit ratio hospital
  07/06/25
Of course
Twisted kitchen
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
jet chest-beating field faggot firefighter
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Twisted kitchen
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
Beta native
  07/06/25
No
Brilliant elite location filthpig
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
Talented stubborn weed whacker
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
charcoal school cafeteria
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
jet chest-beating field faggot firefighter
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
charcoal school cafeteria
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
Ocher fortuitous meteor
  07/06/25
...
Overrated property
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
shimmering bat shit crazy kitty cat
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Trip tanning salon
  07/06/25
noble
charcoal school cafeteria
  07/06/25
...
Overrated property
  07/07/25
...
Federal flatulent center philosopher-king
  07/07/25
...
shimmering bat shit crazy kitty cat
  07/07/25
...
Aspie Pickup Line
  03/06/26
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Team Golden Retriever
  03/06/26


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: hyperactive green goyim french chef

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Vivacious black woman

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: comical coffee pot

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077584)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: opaque toaster

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: maniacal soul-stirring piazza

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Geriatric alcoholic legal warrant

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Beta native

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Trip tanning salon

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: hyperactive green goyim french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Beta native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Orchid digit ratio hospital

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Twisted kitchen

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: jet chest-beating field faggot firefighter

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Twisted kitchen

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Beta native

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Brilliant elite location filthpig

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Talented stubborn weed whacker

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: jet chest-beating field faggot firefighter

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Ocher fortuitous meteor

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: Overrated property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: shimmering bat shit crazy kitty cat

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Trip tanning salon

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Overrated property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Federal flatulent center philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: shimmering bat shit crazy kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49079489)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49720968)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Team Golden Retriever



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...#49720978)