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Goals for 2025: $1.5m Net Worth, 150 Countries Visited, 1,500 Nigga Cocks in Ass

I just need abt a 20% gain in my portfolio to get to 1.5m. S...
Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business
  12/07/24
Just do casual 20% gain in a year lmao This year was an a...
Thriller Hideous Sneaky Criminal
  12/07/24
The S&P is up a casual ~30% in the last year.
copper business firm keepsake machete
  12/07/24
It was up 40% October to October
walnut sexy national elastic band
  12/07/24
and it's likely to keep going up until an inevitable crash f...
copper business firm keepsake machete
  12/07/24
Even if it has a 10% correction it will then continue going ...
Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business
  12/07/24
If you're in it for the long-term it doesn't matter.
copper business firm keepsake machete
  12/07/24
Going up 20% in a year is entirely possible but also totally...
Umber point
  12/07/24
My useless and worthless prediction is that we'll see more g...
copper business firm keepsake machete
  12/07/24
When was last time there wasa stock market crash cause of a ...
Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business
  12/07/24
Like I said, just a useless and worthless prediction. There ...
copper business firm keepsake machete
  12/07/24
Who cares nigga I just need one year of good gains and I'm s...
Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business
  12/07/24
Even since August 5 it's up 30% on qqq faggot, 425 to 525 ...
Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business
  12/07/24
Then why has your net worth been stuck in neutral for like f...
Umber point
  12/07/24
20% is nothing u faggot, that's a slightly above avg year an...
Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business
  12/07/24
...
Umber point
  12/07/24
whr are we on this, aristotle?
Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business
  12/31/25
SVIX is EASY MONEY for the next year or two, mainly due to T...
copper business firm keepsake machete
  12/07/24
Wtf is this shit u might as well just do TQQQ
Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business
  12/07/24
SVIX allows you to short the VIX. This is inherently a winni...
copper business firm keepsake machete
  12/07/24
SVXY is safer imo. It used to be -1 VIX until it was nearly ...
walnut sexy national elastic band
  12/07/24
XIV did the same and did wipe out. SVXY does the same but in...
copper business firm keepsake machete
  12/07/24
lmao at this flame
cerebral mustard macaca
  12/07/24
Not flame faggot, it will easily happen inshallah praise All...
Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business
  12/07/24
Tommy did you achieve your goals
Umber point
  12/31/25
NW $1,427,511 which given that it went below 900k after Oran...
Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business
  12/31/25
So you're poor and incel? I'm sorry for your loss :(
Umber point
  12/31/25
Damn dude you’ve been COUNTRYMAXXXXXING. I’m sti...
blue useless gay wizard dingle berry
  12/31/25
inshallah i will get to 170+ this year once i finish south p...
Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business
  01/01/26
And St. Tropez
blue useless gay wizard dingle berry
  01/01/26
EOY NW: $2,194,760 Countries Visited: 6 (same as last year,...
Wonderful library halford
  01/01/26
Waistline?
As far as they will go but even farther
  01/02/26
Sorry. My tape measure is only 60” long.
black abyss
  01/02/26
Imagine clicking on this thread in your desktop. The phone ...
citrine contagious garrison boistinker
  01/01/26
...
slate up-to-no-good half-breed
  01/01/26
(guy not practicing good opsec)
Umber point
  01/01/26
fatter is already in turd heaven ass raping 69 lizards
AZNgirl cheering as ICE executes Handsome's GF
  01/02/26


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Date: December 7th, 2024 6:50 AM
Author: Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business

I just need abt a 20% gain in my portfolio to get to 1.5m. Seems good chance of this happening.

I need 16 countries to get to 150. Shld be simple: First trip will go to Papua Nigga Guinea + 5-6 South Pacific Nations + NZ. Then in Summer will go to Europe finish the 4-5 countries I haven't visited then fly to Caribbean and do the 10-12 countries left there plus Guyana and Suriname. I shld get to like 155 or something

1,500 Nigga Cocks in Ass will be the difficult one. That's over 4.1 Nigga Cocks in Ass per day. It may be hard (and painful hehe) to maintain this rate but I will try my hardest and my go to Africa after Caribbean to get this done



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421430)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Thriller Hideous Sneaky Criminal

Just do casual 20% gain in a year lmao

This year was an anomaly

I trusting the guy who literally called the bottom of the Covid market who is saying we drop in 2025

You’ll be back in the 1 comma club this time next year!

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645459&forum_id=2#48419781

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421526)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: copper business firm keepsake machete

The S&P is up a casual ~30% in the last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421530)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: walnut sexy national elastic band

It was up 40% October to October

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421538)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: copper business firm keepsake machete

and it's likely to keep going up until an inevitable crash from some of Trump's policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421542)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:03 AM
Author: Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business

Even if it has a 10% correction it will then continue going up and up and up..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421567)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: copper business firm keepsake machete

If you're in it for the long-term it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421570)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:49 AM
Author: Umber point

Going up 20% in a year is entirely possible but also totally outside the control of the average trader and Tommy T is the below average trader. For him to go up 20%, the market would have to go up like 35%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421551)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:03 AM
Author: copper business firm keepsake machete

My useless and worthless prediction is that we'll see more gains coming from Trump's pro-business policies until some sort of inevitable crash because of those same policies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421568)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business

When was last time there wasa stock market crash cause of a presidents policies u nigga? Even if u said loan crisis that took years to occur. Trump won't tank the market, geopolitics or economic crash will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421571)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: copper business firm keepsake machete

Like I said, just a useless and worthless prediction. There probably won't be any indicators of a potential economic crash until after Trump leaves, but he'll set some of the groundwork for one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421575)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business

Who cares nigga I just need one year of good gains and I'm set for life juiejuickjcock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421580)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business

Even since August 5 it's up 30% on qqq faggot, 425 to 525

TSLA is up 100% almost since then

Amazon like 50%..eat shit nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421569)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Umber point

Then why has your net worth been stuck in neutral for like five years now, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421585)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business

20% is nothing u faggot, that's a slightly above avg year and once it peaks 20% I'm out then it can decline. Simple as

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421536)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Umber point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421549)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business

whr are we on this, aristotle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49551594)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: copper business firm keepsake machete

SVIX is EASY MONEY for the next year or two, mainly due to Trump winning. I recommended it when it dipped to around $22. It's at $30 now. Can't hold this for the long-term though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421528)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business

Wtf is this shit u might as well just do TQQQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421540)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: copper business firm keepsake machete

SVIX allows you to short the VIX. This is inherently a winning position because the VIX almost always overestimates actual volatility. There's your edge.

It follows and will continue to follow a predictable sawtooth pattern. It crashes whenever the VIX spikes, then rises for 1-3 years again before another big VIX spike.

TQQQ is a directional bet with leveraged ETF volatility drag that's barely any better than gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421544)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: walnut sexy national elastic band

SVXY is safer imo. It used to be -1 VIX until it was nearly wiped out in 2018 and now it is -0.5 VIX and the rest is in treasuries and it grows much smoother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421548)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: copper business firm keepsake machete

XIV did the same and did wipe out. SVXY does the same but in a more conservative manner. All a matter of risk tolerance. I've made more money off of XIV and SVIX in terms of % gain than any other ETF/ETN I've owned. VTI is by far my biggest holding, but I get into a VIX short a few weeks after any big VIX spike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421563)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: cerebral mustard macaca

lmao at this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421565)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business

Not flame faggot, it will easily happen inshallah praise Allah juicejuicejews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#48421573)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: Umber point

Tommy did you achieve your goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49551539)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business

NW $1,427,511 which given that it went below 900k after Orange Idiot's tariffs I'm amazed at

Countries: 156 so met

Nigga Cock: 0, even niggas dont want to furk this old turd. Ive just accepted this, it is what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49551592)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Umber point

So you're poor and incel? I'm sorry for your loss :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49551847)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: blue useless gay wizard dingle berry

Damn dude you’ve been COUNTRYMAXXXXXING. I’m still at 134, you’re way ahead now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49551856)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Crusty Soul-stirring Place Of Business

inshallah i will get to 170+ this year once i finish south pacific, go turkemnistan and syria then finish andorra and hit niggaistan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49554195)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: blue useless gay wizard dingle berry

And St. Tropez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49554440)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Wonderful library halford

EOY NW: $2,194,760

Countries Visited: 6 (same as last year, visited only California, New York, New Jersey, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas this year).

Children: 4

Dependents: 5

House Square Footage: 4150



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49554296)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)

Waistline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49555968)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Sorry. My tape measure is only 60” long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49557850)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: citrine contagious garrison boistinker

Imagine clicking on this thread in your desktop. The phone rings, you answer it and walk away form your computer with this thread still

On the screen. Then your dad walks in and sees it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49554214)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: slate up-to-no-good half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49554302)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Umber point

(guy not practicing good opsec)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49554427)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:12 AM
Author: AZNgirl cheering as ICE executes Handsome's GF

fatter is already in turd heaven ass raping 69 lizards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2...#49555967)