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What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co i...
sick address
  03/31/26
people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers....
navy angry crackhouse
  03/31/26
Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surf...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over ...
Aphrodisiac sepia state
  03/31/26
Bitch was living life on easymode
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing&quo...
Aphrodisiac sepia state
  04/01/26
lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped ...
Confused sickened newt stag film
  04/01/26
EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad w...
sick address
  03/31/26
I had forgotten that re: Paulie Heidi Irvani's Big Embezz...
lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut
  04/01/26
*Lying bitch Brittan Heller
Chocolate Office
  04/01/26
I knew shortporch IRL That's on my short list for kookies...
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/01/26
taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing'...
Unhinged Rusted Ape
  04/01/26
spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts ...
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/01/26
...
Swashbuckling indian lodge selfie
  04/04/26
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Passionate Crotch
  03/31/26
Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries
Diverse point dragon
  03/31/26
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Passionate Crotch
  03/31/26
What happened with that exactly? It was just some random pre...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it ma...
Diverse point dragon
  03/31/26
How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
It was a thread title
Azure deer antler casino
  03/31/26
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=40...
Diverse point dragon
  03/31/26
AI Overview Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2...
Aphrodisiac sepia state
  03/31/26
So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and...
bateful useless principal's office gay wizard
  03/31/26
I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, fa...
Talented Light Chapel Death Wish
  03/31/26
Thank you for your service
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
...
Talented Light Chapel Death Wish
  04/02/26
whoa
violet really tough guy
  03/31/26
180
Chocolate Office
  04/01/26
...
cheese-eating infuriating set blood rage
  04/01/26
what was the anthony bourdain thing?
Citrine lay sweet tailpipe
  04/01/26
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Swashbuckling indian lodge selfie
  04/04/26
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odious institution
  04/05/26
XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iir...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
...
Chocolate Office
  03/31/26
And her reading xo threads in her documentary
Self-absorbed Geriatric Meetinghouse Clown
  03/31/26
...
lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut
  04/01/26
...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threat...
Supple heaven
  03/31/26
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Bistre Ungodly Property French Chef
  03/31/26
...
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly m...
Supple heaven
  03/31/26
Quick rundown?
Galvanic Crystalline Site
  03/31/26
posted a link to a scholar's summary above
Supple heaven
  03/31/26
...
sick address
  03/31/26
That was some 180 timing by TrustifArian
ruddy cerebral macaca partner
  04/01/26
...
Supple heaven
  04/02/26
"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a...
Azure deer antler casino
  03/31/26
This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and ...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
I've had tons of interesting things happen to me.
arousing resort
  03/31/26
You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would ...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/01/26
180
lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut
  04/01/26
deafening silence
glittery bearded shrine
  04/02/26
Lol the thread got too many posts so I stopped reading. ...
arousing resort
  04/05/26
What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each...
Bistre Ungodly Property French Chef
  03/31/26
This definitely still happens bigly
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama Zappin ...
Internet-worthy cracking puppy
  03/31/26
What is the Sonic Youth thing?
Galvanic Crystalline Site
  03/31/26
He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and oth...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (na...
navy angry crackhouse
  03/31/26
huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles
Chocolate Office
  03/31/26
haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after t...
navy angry crackhouse
  03/31/26
The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared w...
Fluffy station
  04/01/26
are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arca...
histrionic rehab personal credit line
  03/31/26
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two. ...
razzmatazz potus location
  03/31/26
Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Co...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a ...
razzmatazz potus location
  03/31/26
subtle tt neg
navy angry crackhouse
  03/31/26
TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community...
razzmatazz potus location
  03/31/26
haha yeah "like a"
navy angry crackhouse
  03/31/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  03/31/26
TBF writes like a neurotic mentally ill woman
Splenetic dull fortuitous meteor
  04/01/26
claimed this?
olive vigorous boiling water field
  03/31/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out...
Cerise Stage
  03/31/26
Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy ...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some dome...
Cerise Stage
  03/31/26
Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table
Internet-worthy cracking puppy
  03/31/26
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excitant amber milk
  03/31/26
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Idiotic voyeur
  03/31/26
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navy angry crackhouse
  03/31/26
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nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
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Cerise Stage
  03/31/26
...
Chocolate Office
  03/31/26
...
Laughsome Smoky Black Woman
  03/31/26
"...but still, he slap"
Thriller flirting parlor
  03/31/26
...
Racy dingle berry
  03/31/26
...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents
Internet-worthy cracking puppy
  03/31/26
...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POT...
Ruby greedy native
  03/31/26
No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO
Confused sickened newt stag film
  04/01/26
didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked u...
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in W...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
ex-wife tbf
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
...
lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut
  04/01/26
EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than ...
Buff trailer park
  03/31/26
There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least...
Talented Light Chapel Death Wish
  03/31/26
The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at ...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Pica...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
Did he actually die?
odious institution
  04/05/26
Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus
Confused sickened newt stag film
  03/31/26
Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
wtf explain
Supple heaven
  03/31/26
Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lama...
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doob...
Supple heaven
  03/31/26
This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't...
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their m...
Confused sickened newt stag film
  03/31/26
...
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future W...
sick address
  03/31/26
No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
JM prescient yet again
magical appetizing trust fund sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
He’s an absolute oracle.
sick address
  04/01/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  04/06/26
TSINAH lawsuits LOLsuits Benzo crime spree CSLGs restaura...
olive vigorous boiling water field
  03/31/26
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest ...
Supple heaven
  03/31/26
...
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
...
navy angry crackhouse
  03/31/26
What was the P in CPGWBT Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big T...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
Protestant (actually don't remember but it feels right) ...
know-it-all lilac corner faggotry
  03/31/26
:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet ho...
Aphrodisiac sepia state
  03/31/26
why did he disappear?
olive vigorous boiling water field
  03/31/26
went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever he...
Internet-worthy cracking puppy
  03/31/26
wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this?
Thriller flirting parlor
  03/31/26
don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing ...
Hyperactive Aromatic Area Sandwich
  03/31/26
it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/01/26
180
cheese-eating infuriating set blood rage
  04/01/26
My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for year...
trip school new version
  03/31/26
watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?
fuchsia bawdyhouse round eye
  03/31/26
yes :(
Supple heaven
  03/31/26
Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart atta...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
What is his first name if not flame
Splenetic dull fortuitous meteor
  04/01/26
To be fair, Don't worry about that faggot but this is 100...
Up-to-no-good Mint Azn Pit
  04/10/26
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster. Brian Le...
canary temple knife
  03/31/26
A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactl...
Multi-colored Opaque Sanctuary Place Of Business
  03/31/26
leave boom alone
navy angry crackhouse
  03/31/26
I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one ...
Chocolate Office
  03/31/26
that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you...
histrionic rehab personal credit line
  03/31/26
Cr she was the OG IGWBG Irish Girl With Black Guy
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was ...
salmon liquid oxygen house
  03/31/26
Unghhhh
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  03/31/26
subtle lisa rowe trolling
Internet-worthy cracking puppy
  03/31/26
Still standing up for your girl, honey rider
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
...
nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than...
Hyperactive Aromatic Area Sandwich
  03/31/26
180
Passionate Crotch
  03/31/26
I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster.
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/01/26
180!
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounde...
maize hairraiser rigpig
  03/31/26
...
Cerise Stage
  03/31/26
permanently grounded
navy angry crackhouse
  03/31/26
...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too It&rsquo...
nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  03/31/26
the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first e...
navy angry crackhouse
  03/31/26
As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
...
Supple heaven
  03/31/26
...
Purple curious patrolman kitchen
  04/01/26
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close. This...
Soul-stirring aqua university karate
  03/31/26
...
Self-absorbed Geriatric Meetinghouse Clown
  03/31/26
I understand and wish to continue
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
...
Soul-stirring aqua university karate
  03/31/26
...
nudist gaped dopamine jewess
  03/31/26
...
Up-to-no-good Mint Azn Pit
  04/10/26
...
nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder ...
bateful useless principal's office gay wizard
  03/31/26
Do you think C12 helped murder CK? I mean, at this point he'...
odious institution
  04/05/26
I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster out...
Pearl national
  03/31/26
I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small bu...
maize hairraiser rigpig
  03/31/26
...
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug car...
trip school new version
  03/31/26
lol
Cerise Stage
  03/31/26
he would post updates about his career in money lending and ...
maize hairraiser rigpig
  04/01/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
“Lending it all tonight”
Laughsome Smoky Black Woman
  03/31/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery
histrionic rehab personal credit line
  03/31/26
i don't remember this being a thing
irradiated flatulent chad menage
  03/31/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&a...
histrionic rehab personal credit line
  03/31/26
...
lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut
  04/01/26
lol
Aphrodisiac sepia state
  04/01/26
I can personally confirm.
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/01/26
your post was on 4/1 that really wasn't mdh, right? mdh wa...
irradiated flatulent chad menage
  04/03/26
...
Purple curious patrolman kitchen
  04/01/26
To be fair, MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got ...
Up-to-no-good Mint Azn Pit
  04/10/26
I really like it here
nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  03/31/26
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10 Two separate fempo...
nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
DVP?
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
Domestic Violence Pumo
nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the do...
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/01/26
The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie m...
Spectacular Yapping Water Buffalo School Cafeteria
  03/31/26
Oh, quite the opposite
bateful useless principal's office gay wizard
  03/31/26
Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad
electric plum dilemma wrinkle
  03/31/26
Doesn't sniff top 10
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm ...
Ruby greedy native
  03/31/26
could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is ...
olive vigorous boiling water field
  03/31/26
a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they b...
navy angry crackhouse
  03/31/26
...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
...
Charcoal orchestra pit nibblets
  03/31/26
...
nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard
  04/01/26
I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for th...
Floppy orchid stead
  04/01/26
they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender
navy angry crackhouse
  04/01/26
I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benz...
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/01/26
Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI
Cream bespoke theatre
  03/31/26
An actual IRL zebra poasting here
nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  03/31/26
Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas
Internet-worthy cracking puppy
  03/31/26
180 Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never ...
Hyperactive Aromatic Area Sandwich
  03/31/26
probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or ...
Aphrodisiac sepia state
  03/31/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  03/31/26
Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage lock...
Provocative self-centered den
  03/31/26
https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-...
Provocative self-centered den
  03/31/26
Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here?
Razzle onyx boltzmann windowlicker
  03/31/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  03/31/26
...
Magenta ladyboy feces
  04/03/26
Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled S...
Exhilarant rose goal in life
  03/31/26
(dork)
Aphrodisiac sepia state
  03/31/26
boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably under...
Supple heaven
  03/31/26
PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general th...
Aphrodisiac sepia state
  03/31/26
woah cr fartman tp
Supple heaven
  03/31/26
...
nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
...
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
I just farted
Aphrodisiac sepia state
  03/31/26
...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  03/31/26
AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of ...
Buff trailer park
  03/31/26
180 work. Fuck Fertick
lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut
  04/01/26
Leiter/Tubgirl
Multi-colored Opaque Sanctuary Place Of Business
  03/31/26
Describe in detail please
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubg...
Impressive Sinister Locus Friendly Grandma
  04/03/26
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this lis...
sexy national security agency pervert
  03/31/26
Did someone frame him with Mexicans?
bateful useless principal's office gay wizard
  03/31/26
No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut&rd...
Brilliant massive fanboi
  03/31/26
...
Talented Light Chapel Death Wish
  03/31/26
By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-new...
Provocative self-centered den
  03/31/26
...
Dashing very tactful theater stage
  03/31/26
not just getting shot but the article about it completely di...
harold lauder
  04/20/26
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting a...
Dashing very tactful theater stage
  03/31/26
I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got...
Hyperactive Aromatic Area Sandwich
  03/31/26
did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing? she ...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  03/31/26
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happe...
Dashing very tactful theater stage
  03/31/26
doobs posted the dick pic
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
reddened pisswyrm?
Internet-worthy cracking puppy
  03/31/26
...
glittery bearded shrine
  03/31/26
It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d”
sick address
  03/31/26
...
arousing resort
  03/31/26
...
Chocolate Office
  04/01/26
...
navy angry crackhouse
  04/01/26
180
Passionate Crotch
  04/02/26
On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with...
Magenta ladyboy feces
  04/03/26
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people -johnsm...
violet really tough guy
  03/31/26
The Colonel!
Chocolate Office
  04/01/26
...
violet really tough guy
  04/01/26
that dude who was living/working right where shit was poppin...
Razzle onyx boltzmann windowlicker
  03/31/26
...
Dashing very tactful theater stage
  03/31/26
...
nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
...
violet really tough guy
  03/31/26
BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!
Chocolate Office
  04/01/26
...
ultramarine dog poop cruise ship
  04/01/26
I’ve never shared this but it was me flaming. Sorry.
Claret Out-of-control Church Keepsake Machete
  04/02/26
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisi...
Fluffy station
  04/01/26
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of th...
Low-t Contagious Step-uncle's House Foreskin
  04/01/26
Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up i...
rebellious piazza
  04/01/26
Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and b...
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/01/26
Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatar...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. Th...
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/01/26
You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in...
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/01/26
Lol no
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
Those were really fun days. I cant believe the fraud invo...
Razzle onyx boltzmann windowlicker
  04/03/26
Doctors Hate Him tp livepoasting his run in the WSOP main ev...
Aphrodisiac sepia state
  04/01/26
not top 10, but it was a great thread
irradiated flatulent chad menage
  04/01/26
cr also, fuck that jeet Rudolph
histrionic rehab personal credit line
  04/01/26
i loved that thread
sexy national security agency pervert
  04/01/26
not top 10, but SP trying to (falsely) out HenryAaron as som...
lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut
  04/01/26
Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo'...
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/01/26
Remember BoomJoe's outing?
lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut
  04/01/26
You getting sued by Discover was the biggest thing you were ...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
the tsinah lawsuits were hilarious
razzmatazz potus location
  04/01/26
I can't imagine ever breaking the sacred trust of my Credito...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
wait, this isn't a community account?
olive vigorous boiling water field
  04/02/26
we have a style guide.
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/03/26
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade...
Stimulating nursing home idiot
  04/01/26
What was guacgate? Great list otherwise
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
It's like Gamergate, known only by references to it vs. the ...
Stimulating nursing home idiot
  04/01/26
tbtp went to every xo meetup in the early 2010s. I will ask ...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
180 If I had to guess it’s about the “one wei...
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
I enjoyed this discursive treatise. It was like a doggie tre...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
Tyty 🐶 “What would Chesterton poast if he were a...
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
That poast of yours about effort poasting here going semi-ex...
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
I have the memory of a goldfish. I can't remember what I poa...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
Cr fren
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
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...
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
guacgate was a XO meetup involving earl, nutella, blonidelaw...
Aphrodisiac sepia state
  04/01/26
🤯🤯🤯
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
NUMEROUS guacamole-themed Autoadmit milestones tp
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
Justice delayed is justice denied
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream Ask a Mormon was GOAT
cheese-eating infuriating set blood rage
  04/01/26
Both great moments, but hardly top 10 of all time.
Chocolate Office
  04/01/26
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a ...
Aphrodisiac sepia state
  04/01/26
Farisa's Crossing being released
trip school new version
  04/01/26
...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten wort...
Unhinged Rusted Ape
  04/01/26
I feel lucky I got to play a smol role in her greater arc. B...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/01/26
...
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
justin.tv became twitch - that's pretty insane too
Unholy mahogany spot
  04/02/26
Yes so much gay tech shit has happened in our lifetime
Splenetic dull fortuitous meteor
  04/04/26
I, for one, enjoyed the ArtPad Robocop days, and the tinyurl...
Thriller flirting parlor
  04/01/26
A sizeable amount of poasters and lurker made literal millio...
Splenetic dull fortuitous meteor
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...
Passionate Crotch
  04/01/26
...
olive vigorous boiling water field
  04/02/26
Hastings threat and YLS lawsuit and resistance are the top t...
slippery talking business firm
  04/01/26
...
sienna toilet seat base
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...
Passionate Crotch
  04/02/26
Some historical scholarship: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
Carnelian center generalized bond
  04/03/26
...
glittery bearded shrine
  04/03/26
...
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/03/26
randomly clicked on one and saw a youtube video I haven't se...
thirsty pale lodge giraffe
  04/03/26
"Zero deaths from hurricane katrina" is still my p...
Supple heaven
  04/06/26
Bebe and his war against HLS
Carnelian center generalized bond
  04/03/26
180
vivacious ebony theater party of the first part
  04/03/26
Remember when Benzo got into a fight with his pregnant siste...
Floppy orchid stead
  04/03/26


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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?

Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police

Watchmen dying of heroin overdose

Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.

Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?

TBF named in a lawsuit

2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783828)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: sick address

Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.

XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers

Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world

Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association

Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784241)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: navy angry crackhouse

people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers. all the mass shooters and domestic terrorists have a manifesto and some online activity, but they just do it for the most part. poasting is a surrogate activity where cowards fantasize about things they won't do.

if someone from xo does do something like that'll it'll wind up being a pumo with a couple cryptic poasts that didn't get any traction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784284)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surfing chick and he was sniffing her drawers and got caught somehow, possibly by a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784316)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia state

dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over rasqie bc he has a personal gripe with couchsurfing culture and rasqie somehow was heavily involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784324)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Bitch was living life on easymode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784373)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia state

the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing" as a concept actually makes perfect sense that ppl like rasqie and dbg would both be involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785748)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Confused sickened newt stag film

lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped on couchsurfing too!" and banned rasqie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785781)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: sick address

EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad was the commander of the Abu Gharib MPs!

Oh, man, how’d I forget about that. That one Doe’s dad who embezzled funds to buy horses. Just all of the bananas stuff that came out as people did deep-dive opposition research on that whole situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784353)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut

I had forgotten that re: Paulie

Heidi Irvani's Big Embezzled Boobs couldn't top Britan Heller's 162 LSAT score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785752)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Chocolate Office

*Lying bitch Brittan Heller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785761)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

I knew shortporch IRL

That's on my short list for kookiest life experiences. I've never personally known someone who got got like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785728)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Unhinged Rusted Ape

taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing' someone but your IRL is so cursed that i guess you can have this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49787108)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts as knowing them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49787111)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49794594)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Diverse point dragon

Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783834)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783835)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

What happened with that exactly? It was just some random prediction thread and then it came true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783843)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Diverse point dragon

Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it made the press

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783848)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783850)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Azure deer antler casino

It was a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783862)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Diverse point dragon

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=409&forum_id=2

You be the judge!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783864)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia state

AI Overview

Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2018, at the age of 61. He was found unresponsive in his room at Le Chambard Hotel in Kaysersberg-Vignoble, France, where he was filming an episode of his CNN series Parts Unknown, according to All That's Interesting and Tasting Table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784105)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: bateful useless principal's office gay wizard

So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and also to C12 tp’s outing who later works for Charlie Kirk, (tp)?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784470)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Talented Light Chapel Death Wish

I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, faggot." I will attest to: 1) getting blown the fuck out; 2) the thread was genuine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784583)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Thank you for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784623)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786930)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Talented Light Chapel Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49790408)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: violet really tough guy

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784903)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Chocolate Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785318)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating infuriating set blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786223)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Citrine lay sweet tailpipe

what was the anthony bourdain thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785470)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49794710)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: odious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49794724)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783855)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Chocolate Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783957)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Geriatric Meetinghouse Clown

And her reading xo threads in her documentary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783971)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785754)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785793)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Supple heaven

trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threating to cho the campus was great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Bistre Ungodly Property French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783870)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783873)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Supple heaven

correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly more prestigious law school. he just *threatened* hastings. I apologize for this clerical error

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168481&mc=33&forum_id=2#22507425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783902)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Crystalline Site

Quick rundown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783904)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Supple heaven

posted a link to a scholar's summary above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784219)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: sick address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784192)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral macaca partner

That was some 180 timing by TrustifArian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788057)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Supple heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49789556)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Azure deer antler casino

"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?"

The SF lawyer who mutilated his own children is a much crazier story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783866)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and I think of EPAH almost as some guy who hangs out drinking beers in my kitchen that I almost forgot he was a poaster but yes in aggregate his entire life story is crazy as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783890)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: arousing resort

I've had tons of interesting things happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785049)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would shove off a mountain into a volcano. Therein lies the duality of our relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785053)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785877)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785910)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine

deafening silence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49790371)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: arousing resort

Lol the thread got too many posts so I stopped reading.

But even though TSINAH don't agree on any politics, I like the cut of his jib, and it'd be my honor to have a steak dinner with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49794714)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Bistre Ungodly Property French Chef

What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each other drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783877)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

This definitely still happens bigly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783892)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cracking puppy

surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama

Zappin

Charles / tucker

DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783898)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Crystalline Site

What is the Sonic Youth thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783906)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and other weird unhinged shit and then he got into some beef with Rachmiel threatening him and then Rach just dropped his real name in a subthread wasteland. He turned out to be some chink who worked for UT. I think he resigned and has never been heard from again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783912)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: navy angry crackhouse

he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (name)?" and *poof*, gone forever. probably the best one shot one kill in bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783967)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Chocolate Office

huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783983)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: navy angry crackhouse

haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783993)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:36 AM
Author: Fluffy station

The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared when Teddy Huang was outted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785306)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: histrionic rehab personal credit line

are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arcadia, CA and the UT Austin School of Law? The Ted Huang who poasted detailed rape and muder fantasies of young white girls? That Ted Huang?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784003)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz potus location

the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.

TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783910)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Comfort was behind the TBF and Tommy T monikers iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783913)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz potus location

TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a birdbrain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784006)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: navy angry crackhouse

subtle tt neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784024)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz potus location

TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community college student. TBF's prose is off the charts, like joyce meets shakespeare meets a rabid antisemite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784130)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: navy angry crackhouse

haha yeah "like a"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784172)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784180)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Splenetic dull fortuitous meteor

TBF writes like a neurotic mentally ill woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788076)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: olive vigorous boiling water field

claimed this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784152)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Cerise Stage

The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out phone call to me shortly before he was arrested).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783915)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy from Texas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783918)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Cerise Stage

Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some domestic incident where he beat his dad. Shortly after, a poster revealed the famous mug shot pic of him in a “Snuggie”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cracking puppy

Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783929)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: excitant amber milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783938)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Idiotic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783979)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: navy angry crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783980)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784025)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Cerise Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784047)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Chocolate Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784718)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Smoky Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784792)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Thriller flirting parlor

"...but still, he slap"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: Racy dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785073)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783933)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cracking puppy

Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783919)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783920)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Ruby greedy native

Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POTUS on twitter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784151)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Confused sickened newt stag film

No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785468)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine

didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked up with doob's wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783925)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in Washington and injected him with enough heroin to stop his heart. This isn't confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt but the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783932)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine

ex-wife tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783936)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785758)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Buff trailer park

EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than that, but yes it ended with Halford relapsing and dying from EPAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784246)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Talented Light Chapel Death Wish

There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least some of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784617)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at the place, not knowing anybody's real names. It didn't pass the smell test. He certainly wasn't digging around very hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784632)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Picasso. In other words, either willful ignorance or excruciating stupidity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784639)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: odious institution

Did he actually die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49794731)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Confused sickened newt stag film

Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784138)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine

Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784299)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Supple heaven

wtf

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784325)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine

Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lamarcus' buddy and doobs' wife were at a wedding and his buddy smashed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784376)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Supple heaven

But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doobs or post doobs) and how did he make the connection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784379)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine

This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't recall if doobs was there with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784387)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Confused sickened newt stag film

And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their marriage or something lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784601)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784627)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: sick address

Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future Wife” thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784360)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine

No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784370)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: magical appetizing trust fund sneaky criminal

JM prescient yet again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785679)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: sick address

He’s an absolute oracle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786341)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49799054)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: olive vigorous boiling water field

TSINAH lawsuits

LOLsuits

Benzo crime spree

CSLGs restaurant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783928)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Supple heaven

the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886

"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb�08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783934)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783937)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: navy angry crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783974)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

What was the P in CPGWBT

Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784033)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: know-it-all lilac corner faggotry

Protestant

(actually don't remember but it feels right)

Could also have been Prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784132)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia state

:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet how he gleefully anticipated facing his big tittied accuser in open court

nutritionfacts schtick was annoying but he's a made guy on XO as far as I'm concerned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784140)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: olive vigorous boiling water field

why did he disappear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784160)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cracking puppy

went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever heard from him again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784170)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Thriller flirting parlor

wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784865)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Hyperactive Aromatic Area Sandwich

don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing at dracula from the witness stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784405)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785732)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating infuriating set blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786225)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: trip school new version

My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for years. Still happening, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783941)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: fuchsia bawdyhouse round eye

watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783942)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Supple heaven

yes :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784030)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart attack in his parents house at age 30. He was a very skinny guy. No known heart problems. And he was an avid heroin user. Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784040)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Splenetic dull fortuitous meteor

What is his first name if not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788077)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mint Azn Pit

To be fair,

Don't worry about that faggot but this is 100% not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49808199)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: canary temple knife

Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.

Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.

Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783945)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored Opaque Sanctuary Place Of Business

A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactly who I’d expect to be posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783950)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: navy angry crackhouse

leave boom alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783976)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Chocolate Office

I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one of them poasted with the preftegious t shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783963)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: histrionic rehab personal credit line

that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you are black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784012)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Cr she was the OG IGWBG

Irish Girl With Black Guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784051)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: salmon liquid oxygen house

J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was somewhat hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784096)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Unghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784149)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784426)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cracking puppy

subtle lisa rowe trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784013)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Still standing up for your girl, honey rider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784058)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784048)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive Aromatic Area Sandwich

twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than expected retro fempoasters who was not fat and had decent tits but it was something we never disclosed (not met through board, she became a fempoaster through me but was under strict instructions to LARP as single as a condition for giving her one of my monikers). i also briefly dated a different attractive fempoaster but got nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784417)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785746)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788073)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: maize hairraiser rigpig

Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783952)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Cerise Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783955)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: navy angry crackhouse

permanently grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783977)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784061)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard

Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too

It’d be like if Indonesia suddenly invaded Morocco to support Western Saharan independence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784066)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784179)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: navy angry crackhouse

the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first ever W was pretty 180 in hindsight, although intolerable at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784182)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785670)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Supple heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784267)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Purple curious patrolman kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785724)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring aqua university karate

The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.

This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783964)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Geriatric Meetinghouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783985)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

I understand and wish to continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784063)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring aqua university karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784094)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: nudist gaped dopamine jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784482)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mint Azn Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49808203)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784103)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: bateful useless principal's office gay wizard

Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder other people in high profile murders framed as a suicide or a “lone shooter” incident, such as that of Charlie Kirk, Let’s call them “DASSOM-AIC” to confuse the “miyog “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784496)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:21 AM
Author: odious institution

Do you think C12 helped murder CK? I mean, at this point he's done enough work covering it up that he's gotta be an accessory, but I'm curious whether you guys think he knew beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49794736)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Pearl national

I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster outed himself has having seduced/abused his mexican housekeeper since he was about 15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783978)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: maize hairraiser rigpig

I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small business owners with high interest loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783989)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49783997)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: trip school new version

He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug cartel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784008)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Cerise Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784400)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: maize hairraiser rigpig

he would post updates about his career in money lending and it was pretty funny.

"Yeah some plummer called and said he needed a quick business loan and his bank denied him, so he's reaching out to us. I offer him $15k @ 20% interest to be repaid back in 1 month. Guy says he can't do that, the interest rate is too high and needs 60 days. I told him just divide the loan in two and think of it like two separate loans at $7500 each month at 10% interest. Guy said ok and signed up immediately"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785456)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786927)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Laughsome Smoky Black Woman

“Lending it all tonight”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784797)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: histrionic rehab personal credit line

MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784014)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: irradiated flatulent chad menage

i don't remember this being a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784134)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: histrionic rehab personal credit line

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&forum_id=2

hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784235)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785772)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785794)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

I can personally confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785749)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: irradiated flatulent chad menage

your post was on 4/1

that really wasn't mdh, right?

mdh was practicing in key west, if i remember correctly. did this attorney?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49791202)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Purple curious patrolman kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785726)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mint Azn Pit

To be fair,

MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got drunk one night and made a thread in which he openly admitted to violently raping at least one woman.

Nice guy, IMO.

Jewish, incidentally. Not that that has anything to do with anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49808204)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784029)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784044)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard

DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10

Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784034)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

DVP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard

Domestic Violence Pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784077)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the dorm under a fake name: "Hank Ding"

He's more famous for allegedly beating the shit out of his 5 y/o niece and evading arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785464)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Spectacular Yapping Water Buffalo School Cafeteria

The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie made his return in MPM voting for someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784065)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: bateful useless principal's office gay wizard

Oh, quite the opposite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784502)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: electric plum dilemma wrinkle

Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Doesn't sniff top 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784078)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Ruby greedy native

I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm and a number of friends who were all like "what is this incomprehensible gibberish from some mentally ill loser?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784161)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: olive vigorous boiling water field

could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is going to make a lot of people rich.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784181)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: navy angry crackhouse

a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they both have to pretend they dont already know each other from online feuding would make a great stepbrothers type movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784194)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784212)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Charcoal orchestra pit nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784371)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785332)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Floppy orchid stead

I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for this reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786152)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: navy angry crackhouse

they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786245)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benzo's name. The probation officer's response was, "which one?" I chuckled and said "the one born on xx/xx/1987" and the response was "oh, the son"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785812)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Cream bespoke theatre

Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784095)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard

An actual IRL zebra poasting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784097)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784184)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cracking puppy

Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784100)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive Aromatic Area Sandwich

180

Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never be on that level as a poaster again. But jigsaw + "stumbles into camp with arrow lodged in throat" are two 15+ year memes so that's not a bad career as a poaster. I'd also argue that my 2006-2007 screeds popularized "shrew" in the xoxo lexicon but some seem to dispute that even though it wasn't used before (or maybe very occasionally in passing) and I forcememed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784728)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia state

probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or just utterly insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784145)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784177)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Provocative self-centered den

Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage locker and the killer had fantasized about wanting to be killed with a baseball bat not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784237)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Provocative self-centered den

https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-legacy-chronicle-of-young-mother-s/article_3bbd6b18-0798-5f2b-81b1-6aef15974ec4.html

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2746181&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784255)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Razzle onyx boltzmann windowlicker

Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784261)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784420)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: Magenta ladyboy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49790601)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant rose goal in life

Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled Scalia and demanded to know if Scalia sodomized his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784270)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia state

(dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784274)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Supple heaven

boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably underrated tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784272)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia state

PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general than this shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784279)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Supple heaven

woah cr fartman tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784283)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784305)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784306)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia state

I just farted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784308)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784281)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784419)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: Buff trailer park

AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of anonymity to defeat the lolsuit and do more for the First Amendment than anyone since Hugo Black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784288)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut

180 work. Fuck Fertick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785778)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Opaque Sanctuary Place Of Business

Leiter/Tubgirl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784454)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Describe in detail please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784478)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Impressive Sinister Locus Friendly Grandma

Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubgirl, so effectively Leiter was sending all his readers to tubgirl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49791424)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: sexy national security agency pervert

i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list

i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784515)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: bateful useless principal's office gay wizard

Did someone frame him with Mexicans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784568)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Brilliant massive fanboi

No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut” tp) tried to settle an old autoadmit score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784641)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Talented Light Chapel Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784615)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Provocative self-centered den

By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagle-river-man-says-he-was-high-on-meth-when-he-shot-up-neighborhood-charges-say/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784699)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Dashing very tactful theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784746)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: harold lauder (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPMyxMyJr-0)

not just getting shot but the article about it completely disappearing from the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49830023)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Dashing very tactful theater stage

It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.

There was other funny shit about that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784766)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Hyperactive Aromatic Area Sandwich

I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got pwned." There was also a good sketch of his masturbation fort and I think he posted dick pics but that may have been someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784774)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing?

she also did some amazing ones of TMF raeping a dog lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784782)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Dashing very tactful theater stage

I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)

I do remember the masturbation fort

He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive

Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784794)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine

doobs posted the dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784799)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cracking puppy

reddened pisswyrm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785021)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: sick address

It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: arousing resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785063)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Chocolate Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785298)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: navy angry crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785666)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 1:39 AM
Author: Passionate Crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788366)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Magenta ladyboy feces

On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with Wendi Adelson on Bumble? As I recall, he poasted about it and someone sent the thread to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49790608)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: violet really tough guy

Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people

-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training

- the whole leiter thing

- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here

- that professor who freaked out about some memes

- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784849)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: Chocolate Office

The Colonel!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785299)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: violet really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785663)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Razzle onyx boltzmann windowlicker

that dude who was living/working right where shit was popping off when they zeroed in on the boston marathon bombers and started poasting about it before it hit the news and kept updating was pretty kooky at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784861)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Dashing very tactful theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784863)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: nighttime house-broken haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784869)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: violet really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49784872)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: Chocolate Office

BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785300)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: ultramarine dog poop cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788251)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Claret Out-of-control Church Keepsake Machete

I’ve never shared this but it was me flaming. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49790542)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM
Author: Fluffy station

mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.

Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785313)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: Low-t Contagious Step-uncle's House Foreskin

Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.

Anyone have the thread link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785426)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: rebellious piazza

Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up in period costumes and acted scenes out. Hilarious thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785578)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785730)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatards waking up to race realism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785796)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. There were daily threads & we watched the entire trial together. Remember Jaffa calling? The court nails nigger? The absolutely incredible defense team? Obama's son? It was pure madness.

Also, funny story: I've appeared before that judge over 100 times. She's among the worst five judges I've ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785817)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense you saw a bottom 5 judge 100 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785834)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in the top 50% for sure. In law school, however, I was in the top 80%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785862)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785917)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Razzle onyx boltzmann windowlicker

Those were really fun days.

I cant believe the fraud involved in that case hasn't truly seen the light of day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49791606)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia state

Doctors Hate Him tp livepoasting his run in the WSOP main event as he made it into the money. Then Rudolph showed up in the thread and he crashed out almost immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785739)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: irradiated flatulent chad menage

not top 10, but it was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785986)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: histrionic rehab personal credit line

cr

also, fuck that jeet Rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49787128)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: sexy national security agency pervert

i loved that thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49787369)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut

not top 10, but SP trying to (falsely) out HenryAaron as some Philippine STD doctor in Burbank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785782)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).

Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.

He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785851)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: lascivious antidepressant drug juggernaut

Remember BoomJoe's outing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785915)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

You getting sued by Discover was the biggest thing you were ever a part of here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49785923)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz potus location

the tsinah lawsuits were hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786161)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

I can't imagine ever breaking the sacred trust of my Creditor like that. Does he just go through life without 2% cashback on everything? Must feel empty and hollow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786229)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: olive vigorous boiling water field

wait, this isn't a community account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49790400)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

we have a style guide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49791644)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Stimulating nursing home idiot

Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy

Guacgate

Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies

An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat

USS HELLOSIR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786107)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

What was guacgate?

Great list otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786110)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Stimulating nursing home idiot

It's like Gamergate, known only by references to it vs. the substance if what it is. My roughest guess is that an XO meetup happened and the time came for bill splitting and people argued about who paid for the guac? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786124)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

tbtp went to every xo meetup in the early 2010s. I will ask her if she remembers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786219)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch

180

If I had to guess it’s about the “one weird trick” for attempting free guacamole at Chipotle + the classic Autoadmit debate about the intersection of morality and practicality (the Talmud is 180) but don’t quote me on that because my (golden age of) ZoZo knowledge is extremely scattered (lurking since 2012, poasting sporadically since 2015, megapoasting since 2021, semi-retired from effort poasting since 2022)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786334)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

I enjoyed this discursive treatise. It was like a doggie treat of wit and witticism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786351)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch

Tyty 🐶

“What would Chesterton poast if he were a gay and/or retarded heritage American circa the 21st century” would be my Autoadmit signature if there was such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786359)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch

That poast of yours about effort poasting here going semi-extinct circa 2022 blew my mind btw - so obvious that I completely missed it, truth’s (and beauty’s for that matter!) playful tendency to hide in plain sight tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786367)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

I have the memory of a goldfish. I can't remember what I poasted ten minutes ago let alone earlier in the week. But I'm glad it had an impact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786443)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786447)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Cr fren

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786450)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786455)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia state

guacgate was a XO meetup involving earl, nutella, blonidelaw, her boyfriend known as shitlaw steve and idk who else. someone ordered a guac app for the table without consulting everyone and they got into an argument over if they should split it when the bill came. it ended up being supposedly a irl subthread wasteland over like $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786434)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786438)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch

NUMEROUS guacamole-themed Autoadmit milestones tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786439)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

Justice delayed is justice denied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786440)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786442)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786445)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786448)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: cheese-eating infuriating set blood rage

Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream

Ask a Mormon was GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786230)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Chocolate Office

Both great moments, but hardly top 10 of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786390)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia state

Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.

also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786452)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: trip school new version

Farisa's Crossing being released

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786941)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49786944)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Unhinged Rusted Ape

all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.

during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.

no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49787144)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

I feel lucky I got to play a smol role in her greater arc. Back to back samurais 4eva.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49787206)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788067)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Unholy mahogany spot

justin.tv became twitch - that's pretty insane too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788597)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: Splenetic dull fortuitous meteor

Yes so much gay tech shit has happened in our lifetime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49792763)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Thriller flirting parlor

I, for one, enjoyed the ArtPad Robocop days, and the tinyurl vid meetings, and the Mormons Live chat that we summarily trashed

Seeing PN in a snuggy was a good day on xoxohth. Tagging along as BEL got drunk for the first time in her life was also fun, but predicting Bourdains suicide days before it happened was incomparable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788055)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Splenetic dull fortuitous meteor

A sizeable amount of poasters and lurker made literal millions of dollars in crypto in 2017 bullrun thanks to some guy telling us to buy ethereum when it was breaking $16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788087)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788091)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: olive vigorous boiling water field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49790405)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: slippery talking business firm

Hastings threat and YLS lawsuit and resistance are the top two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788119)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: sienna toilet seat base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49788254)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Passionate Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49789988)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Carnelian center generalized bond

Some historical scholarship: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1104283&forum_id=2#12921248

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49791363)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: glittery bearded shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49791433)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49791439)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: thirsty pale lodge giraffe

randomly clicked on one and saw a youtube video I haven't seen in at least 15 years: https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49791649)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Supple heaven

"Zero deaths from hurricane katrina" is still my personal all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49799082)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Carnelian center generalized bond

Bebe and his war against HLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49791468)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: vivacious ebony theater party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49791651)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Floppy orchid stead

Remember when Benzo got into a fight with his pregnant sister when she asked him to do chores in exchange with living with her for free, lost the fight, then ran out to get arrested with his pants and shirt both ripped open?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2...#49792739)