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dudes with pretty, thin, cheerful wives at work events get promoted the fastest
| mentally impaired bat shit crazy plaza | 11/11/25 |
| Irradiated Rusted Piazza Regret | 11/11/25 |
| saffron whorehouse codepig | 11/11/25 |
| Swashbuckling Parlour Clown | 11/11/25 |
| navy fantasy-prone roommate | 11/11/25 |
| mentally impaired bat shit crazy plaza | 11/11/25 |
| you\'re the puppet | 05/04/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/04/26 |
| exhilarant deep pozpig | 11/11/25 |
| .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; | 05/04/26 |
| The Penis | 05/04/26 |
| cowgod | 05/04/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/04/26 |
| Varsity Athlete | 05/04/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/04/26 |
| quarter-zip wifeguy | 05/04/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/04/26 |
| Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption | 05/05/26 |
| should of | 05/04/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/04/26 |
| Trust If Aryan | 05/04/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/04/26 |
| ...,....,,........ | 05/04/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/04/26 |
| The Penis | 05/04/26 |
| oomox | 05/04/26 |
| gay of hormuz | 05/04/26 |
| the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) | 05/04/26 |
| The Penis | 05/04/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/04/26 |
| 345 | 05/04/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/04/26 |
| quarter-zip wifeguy | 05/04/26 |
| gay of hormuz | 05/05/26 |
| GHOSTCHAD | 05/04/26 |
| Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp | 05/04/26 |
| shabboss | 05/05/26 |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: mentally impaired bat shit crazy plaza If your wife was a fat battle axe lib, it would be worth it to pay like $3000 for some thin tradwife looking college zoomer to pretend to be your wife at work functions no strings attached (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49420834) |
Date: November 11th, 2025 6:04 PM Author: Irradiated Rusted Piazza Regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49421550) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: saffron whorehouse codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49421593) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: Swashbuckling Parlour Clown sounds cr at first blush but odds are she'd fall in love and you'd have to break her heart. awkward for everyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49421605) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: navy fantasy-prone roommate cr breaking your wife's heart would not be fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49421608) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: mentally impaired bat shit crazy plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49421610) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: you\'re the puppet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864686) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864732) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:34 PM Author: exhilarant deep pozpig when i introduce my wife at work events i can see the gears grinding in people's heads ("but he's such a weird ugly loser...") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49421612) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; The fun party guy partner on the recruiting committee at my first firm had a great line that he seemed to use once per class at the first function where spouses were invited, effectively bestowing the title of “hottest gf/wife of the class” when he did it (and used with me and my wife) which went something to the effect of “we were all confused by why he seemed so cocky but now it makes sense.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864650) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: The Penis Yeah I think if someone is a weird ugly loser they might be better off socially just not having a wife at all otherwise everyone will secretly resent you and think you deserve not to have a wife. Could actually count against you. This is why phenotype is so Salient, because there really is no escape hatch. Say you are an ugly weird dork and you decide to get a fat wife, then everyone respects you less than if you had no wife at all, because you are with a fat woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864722) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:45 PM Author: cowgod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864996) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:15 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49865070) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: Varsity Athlete jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49865738) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864733) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: quarter-zip wifeguy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864939) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864991) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: should of but where would i get a job haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864439) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864440) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Trust If Aryan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864604) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864653) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:28 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49865708) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49865747) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: The Penis wouldn't work to pay someone. the reason the guys get promoted faster is because the same traits that attract a pretty wife also make people like you and make you get promoted faster. Phenotype is Salient. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864610) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: oomox I was considering making this point but was like, "that's gotta be the joke, there's no way they're that stupid." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864658) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: gay of hormuz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864676) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) No it’s because the CEO’s kid started fucking your wife and now the ceo feels like he has to promote you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864685) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: The Penis Interesting wildcard option (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864728) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864731) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: 345 (π§) Wow maybe I need to get a wife and try this. Makes you think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864941) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864993) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: quarter-zip wifeguy The CEO of NVIDIA did this iirc he brought his 23 year old mormon au pair to work events until they promoted him. Weird little chinese guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49864942) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: gay of hormuz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49866416) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: GHOSTCHAD (πΎπ£) it didnt work for Aziz Ansari on Parks and Rec (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49865123) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49865748) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 9:57 AM Author: shabboss remember in the 2000s when people would vie for "promotions" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...#49866550) |