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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Drab Step-uncle's House Volcanic Crater

the hostess smiled and said "this way"

lead him to the Pizza Hut's private party, room, where there were already a dozen balding, early 30-something men in dark grey suits, enjoying soda from giant red cups

"we'll be taking your pizza orders shortly. the party clown you hired will be here in half an hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30282982)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Arousing mauve forum goal in life

is this supposed to be absurdist or surreal or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30326611)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Drab Step-uncle's House Volcanic Crater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30283046)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: godawful depressive whorehouse

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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: razzle heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#32133657)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: carmine state

This is one of my favorite threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#32133659)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Ivory Address

and to think this was from a pre-#PizzaGate world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#32133660)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Excitant sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#32133669)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Heady misanthropic gaming laptop business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#32133689)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: racy infuriating mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#33025394)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: tripping rigpig ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38677132)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: comical piazza main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#33025391)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: glassy national kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#33781449)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: light library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#33781609)



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Date: September 23rd, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Fluffy laughsome university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#34274127)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: wine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#34407817)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: glittery out-of-control stead idea he suggested

where's the weeping associate saying "I've never been so happy" while the concerned mother shield her children's eyes? I could've sworn it was in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#34408046)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: purple insane lodge roommate

That's another thread about college girls going on pretend dates with depressed lawyers, probably from around the same time, and it absolutely needs to be linked here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36619378)



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Date: February 28th, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: glittery out-of-control stead idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#37858008)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: wine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#34588026)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Fluffy laughsome university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#34956386)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Tantric point

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#34956391)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Fluffy laughsome university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35259575)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Vigorous cheese-eating boltzmann

I read the OP every time this thread is bumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35259770)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Exciting mad cow disease

*gives you a flower*

by flower i mean SSRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35262850)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: azure parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35262909)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: carmine state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35499167)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: cordovan messiness property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35499182)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Peach sanctuary stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35552621)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: Tantric point

holds up well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35552676)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Tantric point

Still holding up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35797643)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Hateful Dashing Temple Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35797660)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Grizzly boistinker

This is still the peak of XO. Or possibly the "got a little rapey with a diminutive Asian" thread, that one's pretty timeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36035079)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: contagious frisky chapel scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39065081)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: cordovan messiness property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36035085)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: jade electric newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36149711)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: carmine state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36149724)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 5:05 AM
Author: amber shivering church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36150229)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Violent sick liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36162954)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Tantric point

The Mona Lisa of threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36451098)



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Date: August 14th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: carmine state

Such a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36617274)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: razzle heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36620804)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Shimmering Fragrant Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36627139)



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Date: February 1st, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: glittery out-of-control stead idea he suggested

Never knew this was a krampus original.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#37702857)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 AM
Author:  copper dingle berry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#37795481)



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Date: February 23rd, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: autistic telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#37831030)



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Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:15 AM
Author:  copper dingle berry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#37866615)



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Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:35 AM
Author: alcoholic marketing idea hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#37866639)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: mentally impaired black woman

this thread takes on a new sinister air in the post-spaceporn @ comet ping pong era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38285466)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: Flesh location kitty cat

The party clown is Spaceporn, decked out in an "IT" costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38285485)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38285559)



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Date: June 8th, 2019 6:48 AM
Author: splenetic ocher cuckoldry trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38358139)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: comical piazza main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38285496)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: idiotic embarrassed to the bone pocket flask den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38285735)



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Date: June 8th, 2019 7:24 AM
Author: carmine state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38358177)



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Date: June 8th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: bistre mother double fault

Jesus some great posts itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38358541)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 11:35 AM
Author: glittery out-of-control stead idea he suggested

Agent Jenkins furiously taking notes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38362074)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: passionate snowy quadroon stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38677122)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: Tantric point

The nasally voice saying "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles" kills me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38677139)



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Date: September 7th, 2019 2:33 PM
Author: green electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38800150)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 9:26 AM
Author: carmine state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39051801)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Peach sanctuary stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39065052)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: Violet orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39065086)



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Date: February 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Fluffy laughsome university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39656068)



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Date: March 12th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Dark office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39744965)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Violent sick liquid oxygen

"I'm sorry sir, social distancing policy means you'll have to have this as take-out," the manager winces at you, handing you a steaming cardboard box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39796726)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:14 PM
Author:  fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#40473541)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Grizzly boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#40517713)



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Date: July 20th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: disrespectful native reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#40635921)



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Date: November 6th, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: cerebral parlor doctorate

I think about this thread probably once a month lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#41299021)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:50 PM
Author:  copper dingle berry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#41553177)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 7:31 AM
Author: Violent sick liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#41571043)



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Date: January 25th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: Boyish macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#41820507)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Tantric point

I still IRL lol when I think of "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42149031)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 11:25 AM
Author: Tantric point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42704245)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac institution

as you should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#49765776)



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Date: May 6th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: bistre mother double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42412194)



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Date: June 4th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Carnelian Multi-colored Dilemma Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42575225)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 10:37 AM
Author: Dead indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42888987)



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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42935812)



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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:22 PM
Author: contagious frisky chapel scourge upon the earth

CSLG BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42935929)



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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Tantric point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42935939)



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Date: August 13th, 2021 1:41 PM
Author: contagious frisky chapel scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42940783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2021 7:18 AM
Author: Boyish macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#43377202)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 7:16 PM
Author: Carnelian Multi-colored Dilemma Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#43535408)



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Date: December 18th, 2021 5:21 PM
Author:  Ultramarine Place Of Business Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#43632638)



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Date: February 17th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author:  hot fat ankles ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#43984506)



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Date: February 17th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Insecure spectacular site personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#43984535)



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Date: February 17th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author:  soggy trust fund pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#43984619)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: coiffed school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#44222332)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Dead indian lodge

*prints this thread and mails it to the National Archives for preservation purposes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#44222444)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Insecure spectacular site personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#44222459)



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Date: March 27th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: razzle heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#44229476)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 11:02 AM
Author:  Ultramarine Place Of Business Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#45866949)



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Date: February 20th, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: Plum slimy sweet tailpipe candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#45957601)



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Date: May 3rd, 2023 9:31 AM
Author: exhilarant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#46264721)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Garnet home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#47253322)



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Date: June 15th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: Peach sanctuary stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#47749466)



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Date: August 25th, 2024 5:26 AM
Author:  copper dingle berry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#48005095)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Angry resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#48114942)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: Vigorous cheese-eating boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#48114955)



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Date: October 26th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: bateful headpube prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#48244694)



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Date: October 26th, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Insecure spectacular site personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#48244727)



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Date: November 27th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Violent sick liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#48387424)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Violent sick liquid oxygen

https://www.wsj.com/finance/banking/banking-culture-robert-w-baird-aeccc947

A team of junior bankers had been regularly working until 4 a.m. for weeks when they were called together for a pizza party last year.

Some of the young analysts and associates assumed it was a reward for their work pitching and closing deals on the industrials team at Robert W. Baird, a Midwestern bank founded more than a century ago. Instead, the managers who organized the gathering in Chicago told the group they needed to step up their performance, according to multiple people familiar with the meeting.

Some bankers objected, noting the long hours they were working. Managers replied that they should be working more efficiently, the people familiar with the matter said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#48900310)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Guy Debord



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#49836937)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#49837121)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Peach sanctuary stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#49152669)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Insecure spectacular site personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#49152776)



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author:  irate house puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#49288591)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author:  irate house puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#49304684)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: green electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#49304690)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#49836931)