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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate

the hostess smiled and said "this way"

lead him to the Pizza Hut's private party, room, where there were already a dozen balding, early 30-something men in dark grey suits, enjoying soda from giant red cups

"we'll be taking your pizza orders shortly. the party clown you hired will be here in half an hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30282982)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: indigo church doctorate

is this supposed to be absurdist or surreal or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30326611)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Blue Appetizing Round Eye School



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: bull headed coral property becky

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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: burgundy community account stead

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36617280)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: coiffed pocket flask business firm

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Date: July 20th, 2020 5:06 PM
Author: arousing drab tank resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#40635975)



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Date: July 13th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: garnet abode

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42773784)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: boyish rigpig institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#47253342)



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Date: October 26th, 2024 9:37 PM
Author: up-to-no-good kitchen stock car

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#48244773)



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Author: crawly aromatic azn



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Big-titted Exciting Address Quadroon

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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: Judgmental hissy fit ticket booth



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate

A 32-year old IP litigator, with a sullen look on his bloated face, walks up to the cashier, asks to get a $10 bill broken into quarters

then he heads over to the arcade machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30283046)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: racy blathering personal credit line whorehouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30283903)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate



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Author: Pale free-loading native



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: aquamarine misunderstood immigrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30283082)



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Author: soul-stirring gay juggernaut blood rage

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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:37 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: Cobalt school cafeteria brethren



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Author: Charcoal yapping spot wagecucks



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Author: Honey-headed Love Of Her Life Gaping



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: excitant indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30283150)



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Author: Drunken police squad jew

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30284447)



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Author: excitant indirect expression



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Author: rose bawdyhouse



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: rose bawdyhouse



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Author: fear-inspiring shitlib



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Honey-headed Love Of Her Life Gaping

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Author: Insecure son of senegal center

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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed Love Of Her Life Gaping

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#40517819)



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Author: garnet abode

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42773853)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Marvelous Dark Chapel Hairy Legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#31586846)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Confused turquoise nowag stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30283169)



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Author: bearded big idiot heaven



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30283184)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Lemon Party Of The First Part Pozpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30283201)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:45 PM
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Author: Cobalt school cafeteria brethren

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30283909)



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Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30283809)



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Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30283852)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: bearded big idiot heaven



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Internet-worthy State Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Frum theatre mexican



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Date: February 27th, 2018 8:25 AM
Author: provocative plaza ratface



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: bull headed coral property becky



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: exhilarant sinister piazza

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Date: May 8th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: buff toilet seat



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Date: May 10th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: clear underhanded principal's office



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: bull headed coral property becky



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Date: August 14th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Hilarious background story



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Date: August 14th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: Fishy slap-happy range



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Date: August 15th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: burgundy community account stead

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Date: August 15th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: passionate hairless brunch yarmulke



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Date: August 15th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: bull headed coral property becky



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: overrated legend stage

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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Vivacious lodge athletic conference



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: glittery dun sandwich skinny woman



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Date: October 21st, 2020 1:47 PM
Author: iridescent adventurous stag film



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Date: November 25th, 2020 5:05 PM
Author: glittery dun sandwich skinny woman



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Date: June 4th, 2021 5:50 PM
Author: haunting abusive den internal respiration



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:40 PM
Author: Sapphire cuckold



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Date: March 27th, 2022 9:46 PM
Author: up-to-no-good kitchen stock car



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Date: January 31st, 2023 11:13 AM
Author: Plum parlour associate



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Date: September 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Bossy goyim casino



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Date: January 4th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Doobsian Erotic Tanning Salon



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Doobsian Erotic Tanning Salon



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Date: September 25th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: swollen dopamine hominid



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all beady-eyed hell death wish



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Date: May 30th, 2018 6:05 AM
Author: Flesh deep space famous landscape painting

The HR muffin who organized this "team building event" chirps in, gently chastising the associate for violating firm social interaction policy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36150289)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: lascivious bespoke faggotry main people



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Date: April 16th, 2016 1:31 AM
Author: titillating slate library regret



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Date: April 16th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30285237)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate

once the pizza has been eaten, it was time to celebrate the reason they were all here - Julian's 33rd birthday!

Julian's elderly parents walk into the private party room, carrying in their jittery hands a giant Costco cake with 33 candles on it. Julian is wearing a festive light green tie that matches his conical party hat. they ask him to make a wish and he blows out all 33 candles on just two tries.

his father starts cutting the cake and passing it out. his parents. his mother starts chatting with the clown, bragging that her son has just been promoted to Of Counsel. "That means they won't fire him right away", she boasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30285369)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle windowlicker idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30326253)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Demanding puce fanboi

The scene gets awkward when Julian throws a fit after his partner tells him he was to let the other associates there touch and hold the deal toys he received as presents. The partner has to lead him to the hallway by the bathrooms and give him a stern talking to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30326741)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: coiffed pocket flask business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#31586966)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: seedy place of business senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#33025870)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: seedy place of business senate



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Date: August 15th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: overrated legend stage

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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle windowlicker idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38285554)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate

The birthday celebration is interrupted by a beep

"Who just joined?", blurted out half the people in the room in unison, as by instinct

"This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles," a nasal voice said. "We're just getting started here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30285453)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: seedy place of business senate



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Date: April 16th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: ruby newt locale



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Yellow Heady Station Codepig



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine deer antler



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Date: April 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Plum parlour associate



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Date: April 21st, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed Love Of Her Life Gaping



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle windowlicker idea he suggested



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious crystalline step-uncle's house



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed Love Of Her Life Gaping



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: excitant indirect expression



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: dashing violet elastic band



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Green Cuck Home



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Date: July 13th, 2016 12:23 AM
Author: Green Cuck Home



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Lemon Party Of The First Part Pozpig



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Date: December 17th, 2016 10:13 AM
Author: curious locus



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Author: Lilac rehab



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: glittery dun sandwich skinny woman



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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Lemon Party Of The First Part Pozpig



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Author: alcoholic orchestra pit



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Author: Thirsty transparent hospital alpha



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: glittery dun sandwich skinny woman



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Author: Plum parlour associate



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:59 PM
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Date: January 4th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Doobsian Erotic Tanning Salon



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Doobsian Erotic Tanning Salon



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Know-it-all beady-eyed hell death wish



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Date: April 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Frum theatre mexican



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Date: April 16th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Black Razzle Boiling Water Theater Stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30285499)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Charcoal yapping spot wagecucks



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine deer antler

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30286947)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle windowlicker idea he suggested

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30326258)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Bright swashbuckling garrison



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: bateful ultramarine deer antler

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Date: April 16th, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate



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Date: April 16th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: ruby newt locale

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Date: April 16th, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate



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Date: April 21st, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: excitant indirect expression

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: excitant indirect expression

On second thought this is so vivid it almost makes me feel bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30326179)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: dashing violet elastic band



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: cerebral violent selfie



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Author: fear-inspiring shitlib



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Mint hairraiser theater hunting ground



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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Doobsian Erotic Tanning Salon



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Date: April 16th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: sadistic foreskin temple



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Date: April 18th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: At-the-ready mauve depressive degenerate



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Date: April 19th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: excitant indirect expression



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Date: April 21st, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: excitant indirect expression



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: ruby newt locale

1 of the partners just came to pick up his associate but the associate is having too much fun in the ball pit and doesn't want to leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30326601)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: excitant indirect expression

Uh oh this is about to be a scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30326604)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Know-it-all beady-eyed hell death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#49765774)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: 180 jewess

"So sorry, Shabbos in an hour," one whined as he shoved the last remnants of a stuffed crust into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30326664)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: ruby newt locale

the orthodox associate starts crying because his special kosher plate hasn't been delivered yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30326684)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:54 AM
Author: overrated legend stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39065072)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

The summer associates roll in together and sit at their own table, except for the one 34-y.o. nontrad who sits down with a few of the non-rainmaker partners who do tax and environmental stuff. After the first wave of pizza is gone, the gregarious but paunchy fourth year guy joins the summers so he can flirt with the good looking one, oblivious to the fact that he's making her feel uncomfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30367401)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Internet-worthy State Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35259662)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Lemon Party Of The First Part Pozpig



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Date: April 29th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Khaki site mother



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: 180 jewess



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Date: May 7th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Multi-colored ocher national



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: excitant indirect expression



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Silver stimulating liquid oxygen people who are hurt

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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: ruby newt locale



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Date: July 13th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: excitant indirect expression



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Date: July 13th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: aquamarine misunderstood immigrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#30915157)



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Date: October 5th, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: Black Razzle Boiling Water Theater Stage



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: sickened set



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle windowlicker idea he suggested



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered chest-beating roommate



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Cordovan mind-boggling meetinghouse keepsake machete



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Useless walnut ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#32133657)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Lemon Party Of The First Part Pozpig

This is one of my favorite threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#32133659)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: contagious deranged nursing home potus

and to think this was from a pre-#PizzaGate world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#32133660)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: fragrant area new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#32133669)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Wonderful shrine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#32133689)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Cobalt school cafeteria brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#33025394)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: Hilarious background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38677132)



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Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle windowlicker idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#33025391)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: clear underhanded principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#33781449)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: fluffy nibblets private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#33781609)



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Date: September 23rd, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: pungent dog poop legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#34274127)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: buff toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#34407817)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: spectacular dragon

where's the weeping associate saying "I've never been so happy" while the concerned mother shield her children's eyes? I could've sworn it was in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#34408046)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: disrespectful headpube

That's another thread about college girls going on pretend dates with depressed lawyers, probably from around the same time, and it absolutely needs to be linked here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36619378)



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Date: February 28th, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: spectacular dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#37858008)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: buff toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#34588026)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: pungent dog poop legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#34956386)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: dull vengeful house really tough guy

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#34956391)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: pungent dog poop legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35259575)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Frum theatre mexican

I read the OP every time this thread is bumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35259770)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: rebellious parlor

*gives you a flower*

by flower i mean SSRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35262850)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: amethyst mildly autistic toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35262909)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Lemon Party Of The First Part Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35499167)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: brilliant flirting therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35499182)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Doobsian Erotic Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35552621)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: dull vengeful house really tough guy

holds up well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35552676)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: dull vengeful house really tough guy

Still holding up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35797643)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Sapphire cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#35797660)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Black Razzle Boiling Water Theater Stage

This is still the peak of XO. Or possibly the "got a little rapey with a diminutive Asian" thread, that one's pretty timeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36035079)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: overrated legend stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39065081)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: brilliant flirting therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36035085)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: Drunken police squad jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36149711)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Lemon Party Of The First Part Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36149724)



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Date: May 30th, 2018 5:05 AM
Author: Green Cuck Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36150229)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: 180 jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36162954)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: dull vengeful house really tough guy

The Mona Lisa of threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36451098)



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Date: August 14th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Lemon Party Of The First Part Pozpig

Such a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36617274)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Useless walnut ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36620804)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Mischievous Forum Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#36627139)



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Date: February 1st, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: spectacular dragon

Never knew this was a krampus original.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#37702857)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 AM
Author: slimy high-end crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#37795481)



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Date: February 23rd, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: Topaz market feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#37831030)



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Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:15 AM
Author: slimy high-end crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#37866615)



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Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:35 AM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#37866639)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: Odious Kitty Cat

this thread takes on a new sinister air in the post-spaceporn @ comet ping pong era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38285466)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship puppy

The party clown is Spaceporn, decked out in an "IT" costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38285485)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: Odious Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38285559)



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Date: June 8th, 2019 6:48 AM
Author: Wine indian lodge boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38358139)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle windowlicker idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38285496)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: claret dilemma dysfunction



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Date: June 8th, 2019 7:24 AM
Author: Lemon Party Of The First Part Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38358177)



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Date: June 8th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: glittery dun sandwich skinny woman

Jesus some great posts itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38358541)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 11:35 AM
Author: spectacular dragon

Agent Jenkins furiously taking notes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38362074)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: burgundy community account stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38677122)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: dull vengeful house really tough guy

The nasally voice saying "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles" kills me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38677139)



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Date: September 7th, 2019 2:33 PM
Author: pea-brained boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#38800150)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 9:26 AM
Author: Lemon Party Of The First Part Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39051801)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Doobsian Erotic Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39065052)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac startling crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39065086)



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Date: February 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: pungent dog poop legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39656068)



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Date: March 12th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Cracking bisexual public bath gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39744965)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: 180 jewess

"I'm sorry sir, social distancing policy means you'll have to have this as take-out," the manager winces at you, handing you a steaming cardboard box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#39796726)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: vibrant bipolar mental disorder gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#40473541)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Black Razzle Boiling Water Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#40517713)



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Date: July 20th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: chrome



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#40635921)



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Date: November 6th, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: Plum parlour associate

I think about this thread probably once a month lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#41299021)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:50 PM
Author: slimy high-end crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#41553177)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 7:31 AM
Author: 180 jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#41571043)



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Date: January 25th, 2021 10:29 AM
Author: mahogany hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#41820507)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: dull vengeful house really tough guy

I still IRL lol when I think of "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42149031)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 11:25 AM
Author: dull vengeful house really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42704245)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: Know-it-all beady-eyed hell death wish

as you should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#49765776)



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Date: May 6th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: glittery dun sandwich skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42412194)



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Date: June 4th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good kitchen stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42575225)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 10:37 AM
Author: Zippy mediation



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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:00 PM
Author: anal organic girlfriend



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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:22 PM
Author: overrated legend stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42935929)



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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: dull vengeful house really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42935939)



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Date: August 13th, 2021 1:41 PM
Author: overrated legend stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#42940783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2021 7:18 AM
Author: mahogany hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#43377202)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 7:16 PM
Author: up-to-no-good kitchen stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#43535408)



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Date: December 18th, 2021 5:21 PM
Author: Sticky generalized bond



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Date: February 17th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: crusty marketing idea



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Date: February 17th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: carnelian pontificating lettuce rigor



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Date: February 17th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: rough-skinned clown dingle berry



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: Laughsome water buffalo



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Zippy mediation

*prints this thread and mails it to the National Archives for preservation purposes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#44222444)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: carnelian pontificating lettuce rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#44222459)



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Date: March 27th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: Useless walnut ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#44229476)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 11:02 AM
Author: Sticky generalized bond



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Date: February 20th, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: Histrionic magenta partner



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Date: May 3rd, 2023 9:31 AM
Author: iridescent adventurous stag film



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Date: January 5th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Supple Maize National Security Agency



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Date: June 15th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: Doobsian Erotic Tanning Salon



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Date: August 25th, 2024 5:26 AM
Author: slimy high-end crotch



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Frozen



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: Frum theatre mexican



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Date: October 26th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Bossy goyim casino



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Date: October 26th, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: carnelian pontificating lettuce rigor



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Date: November 27th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: 180 jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#48387424)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: 180 jewess

https://www.wsj.com/finance/banking/banking-culture-robert-w-baird-aeccc947

A team of junior bankers had been regularly working until 4 a.m. for weeks when they were called together for a pizza party last year.

Some of the young analysts and associates assumed it was a reward for their work pitching and closing deals on the industrials team at Robert W. Baird, a Midwestern bank founded more than a century ago. Instead, the managers who organized the gathering in Chicago told the group they needed to step up their performance, according to multiple people familiar with the meeting.

Some bankers objected, noting the long hours they were working. Managers replied that they should be working more efficiently, the people familiar with the matter said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2...#48900310)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Guy Debord



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Doobsian Erotic Tanning Salon



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: carnelian pontificating lettuce rigor

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Date: September 21st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Irradiated



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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Irradiated



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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: pea-brained boistinker



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: lfo



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