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Do biglaw people still fuck at the office?

Fairly common when I was an associate. Now with 3 days a wee...
khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon
  05/28/24
bjs under the desk in ill fitting suits like gary busey in t...
charismatic talking nursing home
  05/28/24
That wasn’t biglaw fyi
khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon
  05/28/24
the actual firm? that was top 0.01% boutique stuff.
charismatic talking nursing home
  05/28/24
unnghhhh holly hunter unhhhhh
Vigorous tattoo boltzmann
  05/30/24
...
Cracking purple rigpig
  05/28/24
I did this once with an admin, was fun.
Milky glittery lay internal respiration
  05/28/24
B&T goddess?
khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon
  05/29/24
She was in litigation support.
Milky glittery lay internal respiration
  05/30/24
Dominican?
khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon
  05/30/24
no bigger fuckfest locations than BIGLAW offices
Duck-like outnumbered clown location
  05/28/24
Cr, all that testosterone…
Cracking purple rigpig
  05/28/24
...
rusted site
  05/29/24
All nighter fun
khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon
  05/28/24
damn
sapphire vivacious trust fund
  05/28/24
hooknose
Effete Hunting Ground Garrison
  05/28/24
it doesnt happen anymore. What's the thrill of sex in an em...
rambunctious native mexican
  05/28/24
Weekends were the best
khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon
  05/28/24
I've been in BIGLAW for almost 20 years and I've never had s...
avocado cocky circlehead
  05/30/24
alpha
Big honey-headed chad
  05/30/24
lol 180. The 46 Year Old Virgin Gen X Bootlicker Service Pa...
bull headed turquoise double fault bawdyhouse
  05/30/24
...
floppy institution
  05/30/24
I made out with a summer in the office back when I was a jun...
Titillating ultramarine field
  05/30/24
Told people what? That you didn’t know how to finish ...
rambunctious native mexican
  05/30/24
We finished the job *many* times but never in the office. ...
Titillating ultramarine field
  05/30/24
So pre ITE. We used to do this regularly with our SAs but 20...
khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon
  05/30/24
did the "summer associate coordinator" from HR giv...
Dead school striped hyena
  05/31/24
it’s not gay, if it’s with an SA
Vigorous tattoo boltzmann
  05/30/24
when i was in biglaw, a partner in my group (few years older...
cobalt famous landscape painting twinkling uncleanness
  05/30/24
Tell me more about their respective ages and looks. Also va...
Milky glittery lay internal respiration
  05/30/24
fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway....
cobalt famous landscape painting twinkling uncleanness
  05/31/24
a phenotypic carnival https://www.bakerlaw.com/professionals...
khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon
  06/03/24
...
floppy institution
  05/30/24
LOL at this. Caught two associates fucking in the handicappe...
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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon

Fairly common when I was an associate. Now with 3 days a week in, seems to never happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699503)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: charismatic talking nursing home

bjs under the desk in ill fitting suits like gary busey in the firm are standard in biglaw although i think he was a private eye or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699517)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon

That wasn’t biglaw fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699530)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: charismatic talking nursing home

the actual firm? that was top 0.01% boutique stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699537)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Vigorous tattoo boltzmann

unnghhhh holly hunter unhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702809)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Cracking purple rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699539)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Milky glittery lay internal respiration

I did this once with an admin, was fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699542)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:05 PM
Author: khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon

B&T goddess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47701956)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: Milky glittery lay internal respiration

She was in litigation support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702745)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:08 PM
Author: khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon

Dominican?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47706000)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Duck-like outnumbered clown location

no bigger fuckfest locations than BIGLAW offices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699544)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Cracking purple rigpig

Cr, all that testosterone…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699545)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: rusted site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699673)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon

All nighter fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699554)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: sapphire vivacious trust fund

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699558)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: Effete Hunting Ground Garrison

hooknose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699568)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: rambunctious native mexican

it doesnt happen anymore. What's the thrill of sex in an empty office on a friday when nobody is in and there is no chance of being "caught". May as well just do it at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699573)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon

Weekends were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47699593)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: avocado cocky circlehead

I've been in BIGLAW for almost 20 years and I've never had sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702754)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:03 AM
Author: Big honey-headed chad

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702898)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: bull headed turquoise double fault bawdyhouse

lol 180. The 46 Year Old Virgin Gen X Bootlicker Service Partner tp is a great schtick/character that will have a ton of legs. Presumably cowgod will poast 15 threads a day just to summon you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702957)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:31 PM
Author: floppy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47706071)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 2:47 AM
Author: Titillating ultramarine field

I made out with a summer in the office back when I was a junior associate but nothing more. She told people and I ended up lateraling because the story followed me around. We sort of dated for almost 2 years and if she were 20% less crazy I probably would have married her.

I’ve been in biglaw for almost 20 years and have never heard even rumors of people fucking in the office. At retreats and shit like that but never at the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702793)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 7:04 AM
Author: rambunctious native mexican

Told people what? That you didn’t know how to finish the job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702857)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: Titillating ultramarine field

We finished the job *many* times but never in the office.

She told people about the make out and that we were dating. She may have been engaged to get married at the end of that summer. All in all, it was not my best decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47703436)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon

So pre ITE. We used to do this regularly with our SAs but 2008 ended all that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47706008)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: Dead school striped hyena

did the "summer associate coordinator" from HR give you a talking to?

friend who was a second year associate made out with a summer at some "after party" at a bar following some boring firm event. HR made a big deal out of it but his supervising partner didn't give a fuck so no real consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47706446)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:59 AM
Author: Vigorous tattoo boltzmann

it’s not gay, if it’s with an SA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702810)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 8:17 AM
Author: cobalt famous landscape painting twinkling uncleanness

when i was in biglaw, a partner in my group (few years older than me) almost got fired when he was a first or second year because the firm had a summer associate event, and he fucked a summer in a booth at the bar where the event was held. managing partner at the time wanted him gone, but a huge rainmaker saved him.

this sounds unbelievable (why would someone do that, go into a fucking bathroom at least), but i know this guy very well and he doesn't make shit up. obviously, today you'd be gone and canceled no matter who took up for you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47702922)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Milky glittery lay internal respiration

Tell me more about their respective ages and looks. Also vault ranking of the firm and practice area? Also what year did this happen?

For some reason good posts aren’t getting engagement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47705987)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: cobalt famous landscape painting twinkling uncleanness

fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway. baker hostetler. he was in the cleveland office too (headquarters at the time).

at the time, he was probably a good looking dude. he has good facial asthetics, but when i met him (2015) he was a little bit heavy in the middle. but he has a great personality and was separated from his wife for a while and was pulling lots of girls.

he's one of the best traditional labor lawyers i've worked with, and he's cool as shit. this is zurich, if you followed my coke/stripper threading from 2017-2020 and remember me talkin about my partner's apartment in marina del rey, he was the guy with the apartment.

no clue what the SA looked like. my guess is she looked pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47706872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: khaki misanthropic wagecucks tanning salon

a phenotypic carnival https://www.bakerlaw.com/professionals/?office=Washington%2C+D.C.

Date: May 31st, 2024 9:47 AM

Author: david "ben" gurion

fuck it, i'll out the firm since people here know it anyway. baker hostetler. he was in the cleveland office too (headquarters at the time).

at the time, he was probably a good looking dude. he has good facial asthetics, but when i met him (2015) he was a little bit heavy in the middle. but he has a great personality and was separated from his wife for a while and was pulling lots of girls.

he's one of the best traditional labor lawyers i've worked with, and he's cool as shit. this is zurich, if you followed my coke/stripper threading from 2017-2020 and remember me talkin about my partner's apartment in marina del rey, he was the guy with the apartment.

no clue what the SA looked like. my guess is she looked pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47718089)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: floppy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#47706074)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

LOL at this. Caught two associates fucking in the handicapped bathroom yesterday. The look of guilt on their faces was priceless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533750&forum_id=2...#49874772)