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nofapping legal warrant brethren
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Painfully honest senate
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concupiscible idiotic really tough guy principal's office
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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nofapping legal warrant brethren
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Demanding khaki partner
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Painfully honest senate
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ruby blood rage
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Opaque Provocative Site
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
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Startling temple haunted graveyard
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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Demanding khaki partner
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Medicated shrine
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nofapping legal warrant brethren
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Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Crusty Locus Mediation
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fucking lol
Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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Bat-shit-crazy Chocolate Mental Disorder
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Navy Yarmulke
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ultramarine talented school cafeteria
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Swashbuckling Range Fanboi
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red heady stain
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Bateful pit half-breed
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marvelous police squad
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galvanic home
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
ultramarine talented school cafeteria
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1800000
Clear hissy fit public bath
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legit
Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency
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adventurous resort
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Height of assosciate?
multi-colored location crotch
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
ultramarine talented school cafeteria
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lmfao
Duck-like hairraiser stead elastic band
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LOL
supple step-uncle's house
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lol
Racy Onyx Stock Car Casino
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Razzmatazz business firm
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Aromatic Indian Lodge
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marvelous police squad
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boyish cruise ship
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motley locale boistinker
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salmon effete corner
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Self-centered alcoholic juggernaut
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vibrant stage alpha
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smoky flirting bawdyhouse
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
abnormal geriatric hall affirmative action
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Moar!
Startling temple haunted graveyard
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
big address
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Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution
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coral state clown
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Lol 1800
Aromatic Indian Lodge
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slap-happy sweet tailpipe jew
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Razzmatazz business firm
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salmon effete corner
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Iridescent Library Coffee Pot
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Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution
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cerise dashing parlour
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Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution
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Self-centered alcoholic juggernaut
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
nofapping legal warrant brethren
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
fluffy tan jewess
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learning disabled space knife
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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It practically writes itself!
Startling temple haunted graveyard
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
ruby blood rage
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nofapping legal warrant brethren
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cerebral chest-beating pisswyrm whorehouse
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
nofapping legal warrant brethren
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
nofapping legal warrant brethren
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency
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Shit
nofapping legal warrant brethren
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learning disabled space knife
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buff adulterous stage wrinkle
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
very tactful yellow ratface
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red heady stain
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nofapping legal warrant brethren
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Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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still going strong
Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution
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(Chip Kelly)
Bateful pit half-breed
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
nofapping legal warrant brethren
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learning disabled space knife
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
ruby blood rage
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Bateful pit half-breed
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nofapping legal warrant brethren
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
ruby blood rage
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Bateful pit half-breed
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Mind-boggling karate becky
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cerebral chest-beating pisswyrm whorehouse
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cerise dashing parlour
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Swashbuckling Range Fanboi
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
fluffy tan jewess
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nofapping legal warrant brethren
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Sinister federal headpube
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Crusty Locus Mediation
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Swashbuckling Range Fanboi
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
nofapping legal warrant brethren
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*bark aves
Mahogany gas station
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soul-stirring garnet meetinghouse ceo
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
fluffy tan jewess
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Painfully honest senate
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Bateful pit half-breed
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Disgusting lodge
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
mewling spot
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fluffy tan jewess
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galvanic home
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Spectacular ebony chapel cuck
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Painfully honest senate
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red heady stain
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learning disabled space knife
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thriller associate church
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Crusty Locus Mediation
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Anal halford area
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Bateful pit half-breed
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
abnormal geriatric hall affirmative action
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
bespoke histrionic marketing idea university
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
useless razzle-dazzle sanctuary
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
exhilarant ruddy heaven
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Cracking Hospital Immigrant
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marvelous police squad
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lmao
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violet queen of the night
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boyish cruise ship
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Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency
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motley locale boistinker
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Indigo quadroon
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cerise dashing parlour
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Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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Flushed Floppy Deer Antler Factory Reset Button
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Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
mewling spot
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Bearded generalized bond
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Topaz diverse school
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angry set
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comical bronze base
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Odious organic girlfriend
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Vivacious Market Tank
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
very tactful yellow ratface
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
nofapping legal warrant brethren
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Walnut nursing home puppy
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
nofapping legal warrant brethren
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Startling temple haunted graveyard
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
mewling spot
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nofapping legal warrant brethren
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
submissive incel striped hyena
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Seedy charismatic church building
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Bateful pit half-breed
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Azure passionate native multi-billionaire
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Medicated shrine
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Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency
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Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Bateful pit half-breed
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(Rick Reilly)
Brilliant Irradiated Tanning Salon Tattoo
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That hurt bro.
Bateful pit half-breed
  03/12/15
great thread
Fragrant office
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
abnormal geriatric hall affirmative action
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
ultramarine talented school cafeteria
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
arousing plaza mexican
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
excitant carnelian rehab degenerate
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Bearded generalized bond
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
excitant carnelian rehab degenerate
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excitant carnelian rehab degenerate
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
vigorous scourge upon the earth selfie
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burgundy shivering son of senegal
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
excitant carnelian rehab degenerate
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
disturbing trailer park kitty
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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bump for Buddy
excitant carnelian rehab degenerate
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Demanding khaki partner
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
internet-worthy turdskin
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
internet-worthy turdskin
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learning disabled space knife
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
cerebral chest-beating pisswyrm whorehouse
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big address
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chrome contagious ladyboy box office
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*makes Buddy partner*
vigorous scourge upon the earth selfie
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Bateful pit half-breed
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titillating fuchsia dragon
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Swashbuckling Range Fanboi
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ruh roh
marvelous police squad
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Seedy charismatic church building
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
useless razzle-dazzle sanctuary
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Glassy big-titted antidepressant drug lay
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nofapping legal warrant brethren
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Swashbuckling Range Fanboi
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
primrose main people ape
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
nofapping legal warrant brethren
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
learning disabled space knife
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Cracking Hospital Immigrant
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Self-absorbed codepig
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ultramarine talented school cafeteria
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Seedy charismatic church building
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marvelous police squad
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Sienna Fortuitous Meteor Corn Cake
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cerise dashing parlour
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Curious stag film shitlib
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holy fucking shit
laughsome at-the-ready center milk
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Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency
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greedy beady-eyed forum boltzmann
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motley locale boistinker
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lascivious translucent therapy dilemma
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angry set
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cerise dashing parlour
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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go Get Em!
Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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180 House Sneaky Criminal
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180
Seedy charismatic church building
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180^180
bespoke histrionic marketing idea university
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marvelous police squad
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Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency
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fighting theatre
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Seedy charismatic church building
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Seedy charismatic church building
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mewling spot
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massive friendly grandma den
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Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution
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Cracking Hospital Immigrant
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
submissive incel striped hyena
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underrated
Stimulating deranged national
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Cracking Hospital Immigrant
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Seedy charismatic church building
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
marvelous police squad
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nofapping legal warrant brethren
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
rambunctious doctorate faggotry
  06/03/15
Ouch
nofapping legal warrant brethren
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Vivacious Market Tank
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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learning disabled space knife
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Dun Black Woman Goal In Life
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Medicated shrine
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learning disabled space knife
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Seedy charismatic church building
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Cracking Hospital Immigrant
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concupiscible idiotic really tough guy principal's office
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
crackhouse
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Seedy charismatic church building
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
mewling spot
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nofapping legal warrant brethren
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Seedy charismatic church building
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
mewling spot
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Startling temple haunted graveyard
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massive friendly grandma den
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
pearl telephone
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massive friendly grandma den
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
property
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
massive friendly grandma den
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
massive friendly grandma den
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tantric theater stage
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massive friendly grandma den
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
motley locale boistinker
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mewling spot
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CR.
Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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Seedy charismatic church building
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massive friendly grandma den
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i really like it here
nofapping legal warrant brethren
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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motley locale boistinker
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massive friendly grandma den
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
motley locale boistinker
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massive friendly grandma den
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nofapping legal warrant brethren
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Seedy charismatic church building
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cocky azn theater
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Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace
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Woah CR friend :-)
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motley locale boistinker
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Maroon splenetic legend orchestra pit
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tantric theater stage
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motley locale boistinker
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
poppy cuckold bbw
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Seedy charismatic church building
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Seedy charismatic church building
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Abusive Pervert Pistol
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motley locale boistinker
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massive friendly grandma den
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Razzmatazz business firm
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Abusive Pervert Pistol
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psychic
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supple step-uncle's house
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Seedy charismatic church building
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: mewling spot

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: ruby blood rage

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Clear hissy fit public bath

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Clear hissy fit public bath

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Crusty Locus Mediation

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: ultramarine talented school cafeteria

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Startling temple haunted graveyard

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: big address

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: fluffy tan jewess

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Startling temple haunted graveyard

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: ruby blood rage

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: cerebral chest-beating pisswyrm whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: learning disabled space knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: buff adulterous stage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: very tactful yellow ratface

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: red heady stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Bateful pit half-breed

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: learning disabled space knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: ruby blood rage

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Bateful pit half-breed

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: ruby blood rage

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Bateful pit half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling karate becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: cerebral chest-beating pisswyrm whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: cerise dashing parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Range Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: fluffy tan jewess

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Sinister federal headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Crusty Locus Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Range Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Mahogany gas station

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring garnet meetinghouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: fluffy tan jewess

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Bateful pit half-breed

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Disgusting lodge

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: mewling spot

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: fluffy tan jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: galvanic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Spectacular ebony chapel cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: red heady stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: learning disabled space knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: thriller associate church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: ultramarine talented school cafeteria

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Crusty Locus Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: electric rusted brunch gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Anal halford area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Bateful pit half-breed

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: abnormal geriatric hall affirmative action

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: bespoke histrionic marketing idea university

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: useless razzle-dazzle sanctuary

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: exhilarant ruddy heaven

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Cracking Hospital Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: marvelous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: laughsome at-the-ready center milk

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: violet queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: boyish cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: drab fat ankles dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: motley locale boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: motley locale boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: motley locale boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Indigo quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: cerise dashing parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Flushed Floppy Deer Antler Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: mewling spot

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Bearded generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Topaz diverse school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: angry set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: comical bronze base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Odious organic girlfriend

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Vivacious Market Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: very tactful yellow ratface

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Walnut nursing home puppy

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Startling temple haunted graveyard

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: mewling spot

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: submissive incel striped hyena

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Bateful pit half-breed

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Azure passionate native multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Medicated shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Bateful pit half-breed

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Brilliant Irradiated Tanning Salon Tattoo

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Bateful pit half-breed

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Fragrant office

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: abnormal geriatric hall affirmative action

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: ultramarine talented school cafeteria

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: arousing plaza mexican

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: excitant carnelian rehab degenerate

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Bearded generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: excitant carnelian rehab degenerate

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: excitant carnelian rehab degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: vigorous scourge upon the earth selfie

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: burgundy shivering son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: excitant carnelian rehab degenerate

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: disturbing trailer park kitty

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: excitant carnelian rehab degenerate

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Demanding khaki partner

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: internet-worthy turdskin

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: internet-worthy turdskin

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: learning disabled space knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: cerebral chest-beating pisswyrm whorehouse

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: big address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: chrome contagious ladyboy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: vigorous scourge upon the earth selfie

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Bateful pit half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Range Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: marvelous police squad

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: useless razzle-dazzle sanctuary

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Glassy big-titted antidepressant drug lay

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Range Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: primrose main people ape

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: learning disabled space knife

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Cracking Hospital Immigrant

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Self-absorbed codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: exciting amethyst piazza voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: ultramarine talented school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: marvelous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Sienna Fortuitous Meteor Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: cerise dashing parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Curious stag film shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: laughsome at-the-ready center milk

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: greedy beady-eyed forum boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: motley locale boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: lascivious translucent therapy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: angry set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: cerise dashing parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: 180 House Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: bespoke histrionic marketing idea university

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: marvelous police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Fishy razzle volcanic crater national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: fighting theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: mewling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: massive friendly grandma den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Cracking Hospital Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: submissive incel striped hyena

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Stimulating deranged national

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Cracking Hospital Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: marvelous police squad

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: rambunctious doctorate faggotry

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Vivacious Market Tank

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: learning disabled space knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Dun Black Woman Goal In Life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Medicated shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: learning disabled space knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Cracking Hospital Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: concupiscible idiotic really tough guy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author:  crackhouse

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: mewling spot

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: mewling spot

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Startling temple haunted graveyard

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: massive friendly grandma den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author:  pearl telephone

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: massive friendly grandma den



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author:  property

uhhh

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: massive friendly grandma den

needed more golden retrievers

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: massive friendly grandma den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: tantric theater stage



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: massive friendly grandma den



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: motley locale boistinker

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: mewling spot



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: massive friendly grandma den



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: motley locale boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: massive friendly grandma den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: motley locale boistinker

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: massive friendly grandma den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: nofapping legal warrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author:  cocky azn theater



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: motley locale boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Maroon splenetic legend orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: tantric theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: motley locale boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: poppy cuckold bbw

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Abusive Pervert Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: motley locale boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: massive friendly grandma den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Abusive Pervert Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author:  psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: supple step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author:  umber garrison idiot

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: kink-friendly mad cow disease kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Indigo quadroon

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author:  Offensive Gaming Laptop Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author:  hell

he made equity partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: cyan point

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: maniacal station



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Canary roommate



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: angry set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: massive friendly grandma den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: tantric theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: massive friendly grandma den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Self-centered alcoholic juggernaut



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Seedy charismatic church building

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Territorial double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author:  French Reading Party

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author:  harsh windowlicker

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: sadistic international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: 



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution

180

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: sadistic international law enforcement agency

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author:  goyim

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: copper philosopher-king



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author:  community account



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Author: burgundy shivering son of senegal



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Sepia wonderful water buffalo electric furnace



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: cerise dashing parlour



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal appetizing kitty cat institution



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Author: Self-centered alcoholic juggernaut



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