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Bill Ackman posts long screed trashing GC he just laid off who threatened to sue

https://x.com/billackman/status/2040547553675194539?s=46&...
pink casino
  04/04/26
@grok summarize this in 20 words or less
Ebony aggressive antidepressant drug
  04/04/26
Who cares
insecure razzmatazz state
  04/04/26
Whiny kike hoisted by own DEI petard, spends 100K words tryi...
mind-boggling half-breed
  04/04/26
I don’t think it’s quite 100k but yeah
hairraiser tanning salon
  04/04/26
Holy fuck why is this tweet so long. Start a blog. He hir...
supple violent spot weed whacker
  04/04/26
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disturbing messiness boltzmann
  04/04/26
He paid her $1m a year and his nephew laid her off. Shes go...
pink casino
  04/04/26
He made comments…Her body who was going to carry&hell...
Vermilion selfie stag film
  04/04/26
those comments weren't even to her afaict
supple violent spot weed whacker
  04/04/26
...
Vermilion selfie stag film
  04/04/26
(Antisemitism)
Floppy white karate
  04/06/26
Bad things should happen to this evil kike. So I am ok with ...
Godawful ceo parlour
  04/04/26
we need more luigis
Light nibblets macaca
  04/04/26
I like how he opens up with “I’m reaching out to...
Vermilion selfie stag film
  04/04/26
nepotism is literally a cognate of nephew. === Among ot...
Beady-eyed Carmine Foreskin Genital Piercing
  04/04/26
as, in addition to being a computer scientist, he is a game ...
Slimy bawdyhouse telephone
  04/04/26
lol at sharing this rant with the world like he expects ever...
Ruddy Prole Shrine
  04/04/26
im sure her claims are bullshit but im 100% on team shrew he...
disturbing messiness boltzmann
  04/04/26
This dickwad is claiming the size grew for no reason and he ...
Pearly Territorial Trump Supporter
  04/04/26
cr, ackman seems like a real low key "slide and let do&...
disturbing messiness boltzmann
  04/04/26
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Appetizing stage
  04/05/26
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Odious gaping
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Ruddy Prole Shrine
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Appetizing stage
  04/05/26
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painfully honest stead crotch
  04/05/26
Jfc made it almost halfway through that before quitting. ...
Pearly Territorial Trump Supporter
  04/04/26
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hilarious corner twinkling uncleanness
  04/04/26
i assume that one of the major reasons for the rant is "...
Beady-eyed Carmine Foreskin Genital Piercing
  04/04/26
working for the family office implies the nephew bombed OCI ...
supple violent spot weed whacker
  04/04/26
if his nephew just came out of college to work for the famil...
supple violent spot weed whacker
  04/04/26
There are two "work for the family office" types: ...
Slap-happy Pozpig Step-uncle's House
  04/04/26
and I say this as someone who's been critical of Bill in the...
supple violent spot weed whacker
  04/04/26
https://x.com/goysuperstar/status/2040596056829042743?s=46
brindle degenerate native
  04/04/26
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lascivious cream partner
  04/04/26
lol but gujrattt's poast would have been a better response
garnet vivacious school cafeteria
  04/05/26
That Bill Ackman thing is a literal demon. It needs to be j...
lascivious cream partner
  04/04/26
We could balance the budget selling $10 raffle tickets to of...
hyperventilating old irish cottage
  04/04/26
I can’t read all that Jew nonsense. What happened?
excitant splenetic toaster area
  04/04/26
a jewish man is mad that a system that has made him unfathom...
Appetizing stage
  04/05/26
...
painfully honest stead crotch
  04/05/26
i hope he gets turned into a lampshade
excitant splenetic toaster area
  04/05/26
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Ungodly heady volcanic crater doctorate
  04/05/26
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garnet vivacious school cafeteria
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brindle degenerate native
  04/05/26
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Godawful ceo parlour
  04/05/26
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Aphrodisiac black public bath
  04/05/26
Fuck him, hope she takes him to the cleaners
wild hyperactive space faggot firefighter
  04/05/26
He posted this because he needed to have dozens of bots and ...
hyperventilating old irish cottage
  04/05/26
i wish he posted the demand letter itself.
Beady-eyed Carmine Foreskin Genital Piercing
  04/05/26
“The fake claim system succeeds because it costs littl...
Ungodly heady volcanic crater doctorate
  04/05/26
This is longer than any Karlstack article
multi-colored lime brethren preventive strike
  04/05/26
I asked ChatGPT to summarize this sounds like typical Jew la...
medicated chad locus
  04/05/26
Lmao at paying an HR lawyer a million dollars per year.
Brilliant Theater Goal In Life
  04/05/26
better than paying any amount for professional services from...
Appetizing stage
  04/05/26
she was a private funds lawyer and a GC, ex biglaw. but yea...
Ruddy Prole Shrine
  04/05/26
Do any of the comments mention how his nephew ran Bremont in...
Stirring Boiling Water
  04/05/26
no one could have predicted that
hyperventilating old irish cottage
  04/05/26
he did a "supurb job" according to bill. he wasn't...
Appetizing stage
  04/05/26
Soooo CR. If Bill Ackman’s nepo nephew was actually go...
hyperventilating old irish cottage
  04/05/26
i dont think you understand how PE makes money
Appetizing stage
  04/06/26
I can't believe how much attention this literal jewish demon...
lascivious cream partner
  04/05/26
What’s entirely lost here is that FUNDS attorneys have...
Odious gaping
  04/05/26
Nutella’s about to storm into this thread and be MAF f...
cobalt garrison factory reset button
  04/05/26
why would people who sign up to work for funds that make mon...
Appetizing stage
  04/05/26
He was fine with it until she had the AUDACITY to not accept...
hyperventilating old irish cottage
  04/05/26
also ackmans companies face BS discrimination claims all the...
Appetizing stage
  04/05/26
Ackman grift is pretty obvious and honestly it’s on th...
Odious gaping
  04/06/26
well than what are we discussing? ackman finds fat pigs to s...
Appetizing stage
  04/06/26
no it's not. if that's your game, play the game. Bezos le...
Alcoholic Autistic Pisswyrm Party Of The First Part
  04/06/26
amazon is a company that actually does something. i have man...
Appetizing stage
  04/06/26
It’s the #1 practice that is going to get wrecked by A...
amber apoplectic market
  04/05/26
Why? Seems like the main purpose is ass covering and accoun...
wild hyperactive space faggot firefighter
  04/06/26
Strongly disagree. AI helps you deleverage but it doesn&rsqu...
Odious gaping
  04/06/26
only if fund managers are willing to absorb the liability. t...
Alcoholic Autistic Pisswyrm Party Of The First Part
  04/06/26
lawyers are 180
multi-colored lime brethren preventive strike
  04/06/26
it's bullshit, and a direct consequence of the ever increasi...
Alcoholic Autistic Pisswyrm Party Of The First Part
  04/06/26
interesting ty. can you expand on these 2 at all? "...
Ruddy Prole Shrine
  04/06/26
https://rocketreach.co/emma-dickson-email_9268313 https:/...
wild hyperactive space faggot firefighter
  04/05/26
why the long face?
Beady-eyed Carmine Foreskin Genital Piercing
  04/06/26
a system that creates billionaires, increasingly through gri...
Alcoholic Autistic Pisswyrm Party Of The First Part
  04/06/26


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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: pink casino

https://x.com/billackman/status/2040547553675194539?s=46&t=GBtELwPwb56-zGZnmNWwfg

Sort of agree with him unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794023)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Ebony aggressive antidepressant drug

@grok summarize this in 20 words or less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794037)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: insecure razzmatazz state

Who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794040)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling half-breed

Whiny kike hoisted by own DEI petard, spends 100K words trying to rationalize away obvious conclusion, 🥱

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794041)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon

I don’t think it’s quite 100k but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794545)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: supple violent spot weed whacker

Holy fuck why is this tweet so long. Start a blog.

He hired a Woman to do No Work. Reap what you sow. He knew the risks. Why do I care about a conflict between people who both suck and contribute nothing to society while getting Richer constantly? I hope she sues him for $10,000,000k and then gets hit by a bus.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794073)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: disturbing messiness boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794090)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: pink casino

He paid her $1m a year and his nephew laid her off. Shes going to sue him bc his nephew made some comments about her body/who was going to carry her second child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794315)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Vermilion selfie stag film

He made comments…Her body who was going to carry…what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794320)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: supple violent spot weed whacker

those comments weren't even to her afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794330)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Vermilion selfie stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794319)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Floppy white karate

(Antisemitism)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49798060)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Godawful ceo parlour

Bad things should happen to this evil kike. So I am ok with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794105)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Light nibblets macaca

we need more luigis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794322)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Vermilion selfie stag film

I like how he opens up with “I’m reaching out to the X community”. Literally something a redditor would write. This isn’t a “community” champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794327)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Carmine Foreskin Genital Piercing

nepotism is literally a cognate of nephew.

===

Among other things, [his nephew] made remarks about female employees’ ages (“Tell me you are nowhere near 40”), physical appearance (“Your body does not look like you have kids”), as well as intrusive questions about family planning and sexual orientation (“Who carried your son? Who will carry your next child?”). These incidents were reported to senior leadership at TABLE and Pershing Square. Rather than being addressed appropriately, the response from senior management reflected, at best, willful blindness to the inappropriateness of [his nephew]’s remarks and, at worst, tacit endorsement.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794341)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Slimy bawdyhouse telephone

as, in addition to being a computer scientist, he is a game theorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794370)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: Ruddy Prole Shrine

lol at sharing this rant with the world like he expects everyone to agree with him. otoh it probably does drive up the risks of employing disadvantaged minority groups and women, if it's easy to manufacture a lawsuit/settlement on flimsy facts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794385)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: disturbing messiness boltzmann

im sure her claims are bullshit but im 100% on team shrew here. i cant imagine how pissed i would be if the absentee owner suddenly sent his fucking nephew to come in and shake things up and fire me. fuck you bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794392)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Pearly Territorial Trump Supporter

This dickwad is claiming the size grew for no reason and he had no contact with the office except once a year. Just meet the capital calls bro!

But you know he was a fucking nightmare constantly demanding ridiculous and demeaning bullshit 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794410)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: disturbing messiness boltzmann

cr, ackman seems like a real low key "slide and let do" type when it involves his own money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794466)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: Appetizing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794889)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Odious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795766)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Ruddy Prole Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794514)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: Appetizing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794888)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: painfully honest stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794924)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Pearly Territorial Trump Supporter

Jfc made it almost halfway through that before quitting.

Fuck everyone in that story right in their ass. They all deserve each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794405)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: hilarious corner twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794650)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Carmine Foreskin Genital Piercing

i assume that one of the major reasons for the rant is "you can't blackmail me if i let the world know what my nephew said."

i love that Ackman naturally just puts his nephew into a powerful job. tribal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794435)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: supple violent spot weed whacker

working for the family office implies the nephew bombed OCI lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794445)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: supple violent spot weed whacker

if his nephew just came out of college to work for the family office that's Losery af imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794453)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy Pozpig Step-uncle's House

There are two "work for the family office" types: the losery-as-fuck ones who "end up" there after bombing OCI or for other phenotypical reasons and the Dynasty types. Why would Don Jr., Eric, or Ivanka work *anywhere* else? The only way they could Improve would be to earn a senate seat, become a governor, or become President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794543)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: supple violent spot weed whacker

and I say this as someone who's been critical of Bill in the past

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794454)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: brindle degenerate native

https://x.com/goysuperstar/status/2040596056829042743?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794460)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: lascivious cream partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794523)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: garnet vivacious school cafeteria

lol but gujrattt's poast would have been a better response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795189)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: lascivious cream partner

That Bill Ackman thing is a literal demon. It needs to be jailed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794522)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating old irish cottage

We could balance the budget selling $10 raffle tickets to off this loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794645)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: excitant splenetic toaster area

I can’t read all that Jew nonsense. What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794677)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:43 AM
Author: Appetizing stage

a jewish man is mad that a system that has made him unfathomably wealthy through pure grift is being employed against him to extract a tiny fraction of it for someone else's grift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794893)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: painfully honest stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794925)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: excitant splenetic toaster area

i hope he gets turned into a lampshade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795004)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Ungodly heady volcanic crater doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795118)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: garnet vivacious school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795186)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: brindle degenerate native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795256)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Godawful ceo parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795460)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac black public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795711)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: wild hyperactive space faggot firefighter

Fuck him, hope she takes him to the cleaners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49794929)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: hyperventilating old irish cottage

He posted this because he needed to have dozens of bots and midwit sycophants tell him he’s doing the right thing. This boomer’s brain is completely gone.

I hope with all my heart that the attorneys find a way to use this retarded ego stroke of a twitter post against him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795103)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Carmine Foreskin Genital Piercing

i wish he posted the demand letter itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795111)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Ungodly heady volcanic crater doctorate

“The fake claim system succeeds because it costs little to have a lawyer send a threatening letter and nearly all of the lawyers in this field work on contingency so there is no or minimal cash cost to bring a claim.”

One Jew scam complaining about getting fucked by another Jew scam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795116)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: multi-colored lime brethren preventive strike

This is longer than any Karlstack article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795168)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: medicated chad locus

I asked ChatGPT to summarize this sounds like typical Jew lawyer shaking him down for some BS termination

This asshole is a demonic Jew with I assume business experience and he's shocked by this? LoL at this retard. Lots of these ppl just made money in shady Jew shit and never ran a real business or they are passthrus for Mossad money to US pols

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795196)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Brilliant Theater Goal In Life

Lmao at paying an HR lawyer a million dollars per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795619)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Appetizing stage

better than paying any amount for professional services from someone who thinks 1.05 million for over two years = a million dollars a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795627)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Ruddy Prole Shrine

she was a private funds lawyer and a GC, ex biglaw. but yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795673)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Stirring Boiling Water

Do any of the comments mention how his nephew ran Bremont into the ground? Christopher Ward beats them for British watchmaker of the year now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795680)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating old irish cottage

no one could have predicted that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795731)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Appetizing stage

he did a "supurb job" according to bill. he wasn't hired to build the best watch. he hired to do the job PE acquires companies for: extracting as much wealth from a company as possible. their quality tanking is a good indication the nephew did the job he was hired to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795745)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating old irish cottage

Soooo CR. If Bill Ackman’s nepo nephew was actually good at running a business, he’d be a terrible hire for Bill Ackman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795958)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Appetizing stage

i dont think you understand how PE makes money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49797472)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: lascivious cream partner

I can't believe how much attention this literal jewish demon gets from his zionist demonry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795694)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Odious gaping

What’s entirely lost here is that FUNDS attorneys have gone off the deep end over the past 10 years.

It started because every fund agreement basically is a free for all for expense reimbursement because LPs don’t care about that issue enough to negotiate. So every fund spends millions a year on lawyers to do basic, repetitive subscription agreements. In house teams can just expense away internal legal too. So it’s just a culture of low work low IQ stuff. And there’s no incentive to reduce costs because a) why and b) revolving doors of counsel from funds to firm to fund to firm. And the actual fund managers don’t do anything about it because a) why and b) these are their buds. And then you have the explosion in private funds generally because of loose accounting rules and the same back scratching stuff between pension fund management teams and the funds.

Anyways, now every idiot lawyer within 10 feet of fund work can get a job doing 25 hours a week of work for 1 million a year. It’s unfortunate because on its face it’s the most useless dreck of legal work on the planet but, like other Bitcoin millionaire idiots, we now all have to spend the rest of our lives pretending they are savants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795790)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: cobalt garrison factory reset button

Nutella’s about to storm into this thread and be MAF fuming at you any second now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795803)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Appetizing stage

why would people who sign up to work for funds that make money through grift not grift as much as they can in turn? the mob bosses expect mobsters to skim a bit. why wouldn't the lawyers do this? why is ackman more entitled to these ill-gotten gains over the umc wagies that facilitate it?

i don't think what you're saying is lost on anyone. it's the hypocrisy that one of the world's most successful grifters has the audacity to feign moral outrage over being a victim of grift on a much, much smaller scale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795806)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating old irish cottage

He was fine with it until she had the AUDACITY to not accept him shitcanning her with rapturous applause. So now his plan is to smear her publicly in retaliation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795962)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Appetizing stage

also ackmans companies face BS discrimination claims all the time. the only reason he's MAF about this one is because his nephew swung the axe. why else would he be mad at this one in particular?

he's feigning moral outrage because it involves accusations against his kin, but if it was someone else he'd happily throw them under the bus if it meant a more favorable outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795967)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Odious gaping

Ackman grift is pretty obvious and honestly it’s on the investors for not realizing it if they are cutting him 100mm checks.

I can forgive a billionaire for not noticing his funds counsel expenses are a few million too high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49798057)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Appetizing stage

well than what are we discussing? ackman finds fat pigs to slaughter and so do GCs. everyone is reaching into another guy's pocket. but its absurd that ackman is kvetching about it when he's slaughtering bigger hogs than his GCs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49798071)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic Autistic Pisswyrm Party Of The First Part

no it's not. if that's your game, play the game.

Bezos left his organic wife that actually helped start Amazon for some plastic surgery botox woman that probably gives great head and takes it up the ass. and he didn't do it cleanly, he had an affair.

Bezos is a dick, don't get me wrong.

but when National Enquirer tried to extort him with his sexts and affair, he put up a whole damn website telling them to fuck off. his whole point: if he, one of the richest men on the planet, can't stand up to this kind of extortionist bullshit, then who can?

same shit here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cryMVK1PwuQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49798778)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: Appetizing stage

amazon is a company that actually does something. i have many criticisms of its monopolistic tactics, but it is an company that provided goods and services.

ackman doesnt. he uses financial sorcery to acquire companies and extracts their wealth for himself.

both bezos and ackman are right to defend themselves. you are right that there's little point in having wealth if you're not going to use to defend yourself. the best example would be thiel, a grifter like ackman, dismantling gawker.

but just because thiel is right to defend himself from grift doesn't make his moral outrage over it any less hypocritical. he's a thief kvetching he's being stolen from. a thief is right to protect himself from thieves, he just can't kvetch about a system of thievery when all his own wealth derives from theft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49799306)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: amber apoplectic market

It’s the #1 practice that is going to get wrecked by AI though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795807)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: wild hyperactive space faggot firefighter

Why? Seems like the main purpose is ass covering and accountability, and funds aren't particularly cost sensitive to this since they pass it on to the investors, so what is the benefit of using AI here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49797697)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Odious gaping

Strongly disagree. AI helps you deleverage but it doesn’t remove the legal decision maker. Most fund legal teams are small so not much room to “cut”. If anything it just makes their jobs easier so they are getting paid even more per hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49798061)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic Autistic Pisswyrm Party Of The First Part

only if fund managers are willing to absorb the liability. they won't until there's fee compression, which may never come because the costs are so minimal in the overall picture. when it eventually happens because some fund wants to sell on efficiency there will be a race to the bottom and private equity practice turns into insurance defense but with an acceptable veneer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49798748)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: multi-colored lime brethren preventive strike

lawyers are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49797418)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic Autistic Pisswyrm Party Of The First Part

it's bullshit, and a direct consequence of the ever increasing concentration of wealth. when the expense becomes a rounding error relative to the capital, this low level grift will perpetually exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49798733)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: Ruddy Prole Shrine

interesting ty. can you expand on these 2 at all?

"And then you have the explosion in private funds generally because of loose accounting rules and the same back scratching stuff between pension fund management teams and the funds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49798929)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: wild hyperactive space faggot firefighter

https://rocketreach.co/emma-dickson-email_9268313

https://www.lifehealth.com/people/emma-dickson-joins-broadriver-general-counsel-chief-compliance-officer/

LinkedIn already taken down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49795971)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Carmine Foreskin Genital Piercing

why the long face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49797463)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic Autistic Pisswyrm Party Of The First Part

a system that creates billionaires, increasingly through grift, almost-fraud and actual fraud, and corruption, and then inside of this system, a lawyer-employee brings a shakedown lawsuit using the tools given to her learning this same system against her billionaire employer for firing her from her fake job. and then the targeted billionaire says this insane quote as part of his lengthy screed (which, in part, is designed to start building the record for the future litigation, bad faith claim, monetary damages, emotional distress, whatever):

"She also knew that I was under a lot of pressure because on March 4th when Ronda was terminated, my daughter had not yet emerged from consciousness, she was not yet breathing on her own, and my daughter and we were fighting for her life. I was and remain deeply engaged in her recovery while at the same time I was working on finishing the closing for the private placement round for my upcoming IPO."

holy fucking shit. i hope his daughter never reads that. you have billions and you're still working *then*? you can't just turn off your email and be with your family?

and then he works in some reverse DEI angle on top of it using his comatose daughter

the poaster earlier was right, they deserve each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2...#49798824)