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Hypo: Your wife dies

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You ...
free-loading alpha
  04/05/26
Me? But I'm a poaster.
irradiated yarmulke
  04/05/26
Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged da...
free-loading alpha
  04/05/26
Two months
irradiated yarmulke
  04/05/26
What’s his name?
Aphrodisiac travel guidebook hominid
  04/05/26
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shaky dilemma
  04/05/26
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Bronze soul-stirring church building antidepressant drug
  04/05/26
lol at this fictional dream
Fragrant Alcoholic Skinny Woman
  04/05/26
Never Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the lin...
drab beady-eyed elastic band
  04/05/26
In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?
irradiated yarmulke
  04/05/26
shes going to want it or to maek babby otherwise it's go...
drab beady-eyed elastic band
  04/05/26
Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC prof...
territorial sapphire point
  04/05/26
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insecure spot
  04/05/26
There is literally not a single woman on earth who would rea...
Claret Dysfunction
  04/05/26
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insecure spot
  04/05/26
They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism
Dun weed whacker whorehouse
  04/05/26
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French location cuckoldry
  04/05/26
dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 y...
Fragrant Alcoholic Skinny Woman
  04/05/26
Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjS...
irradiated yarmulke
  04/05/26
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insecure spot
  04/05/26
lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do phy...
Fragrant Alcoholic Skinny Woman
  04/06/26
Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would b...
Bronze soul-stirring church building antidepressant drug
  04/05/26
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spectacular haunted graveyard ape
  04/05/26
looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking h...
French location cuckoldry
  04/05/26
hypo sounds 180
Dashing mad-dog skullcap
  04/05/26
too soon
jet harsh home
  04/05/26
but where will i find a wife and kids
tan puppy wrinkle
  04/05/26
Do they issue aus pair to single dads? How about just sin...
Sexy rehab
  04/06/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: free-loading alpha

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You hire a 19 year old au pair from Europe to help you with the kids. How long before you are sleeping with the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49795009)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: irradiated yarmulke

Me? But I'm a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49795012)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: free-loading alpha

Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49795023)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: irradiated yarmulke

Two months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49795250)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac travel guidebook hominid

What’s his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49795025)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: shaky dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796536)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Bronze soul-stirring church building antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796639)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Fragrant Alcoholic Skinny Woman

lol at this fictional dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49795052)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: drab beady-eyed elastic band

Never

Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the line

I marry another late 30s shrew who makes more money than me. She helps me with the kids. I get pussy on the side if I want it. AlimonyPWNed keeps her in check

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49795053)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: irradiated yarmulke

In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49795254)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: drab beady-eyed elastic band

shes going to want it or to maek babby

otherwise it's going to be a rape charge

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49795272)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: territorial sapphire point

Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC profile for his wife and he and the au pair made it look like the dude who responded to the personal stabbed her and then they killed the “intruder”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49795057)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: insecure spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49795259)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Claret Dysfunction

There is literally not a single woman on earth who would react to their husband dying in this way btw

Never ever ever forget this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796325)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: insecure spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796353)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Dun weed whacker whorehouse

They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796383)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: French location cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796539)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Alcoholic Skinny Woman

dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 years, carl dean, died last year. she is 80 yo and rich. but, still. i think it's possible the result would've been the same if she were a little younger but who knows

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At the Dollywood 41st celebration, Dolly reiterated how much she loved Carl. She assured fans she’s “not dating anybody” — despite recent reports that she was — and that she doesn’t see herself getting married again.

“I think Carl Dean’s waiting for me. If I should show up at the pearly gates with somebody else, he would not like that,” Dolly confessed. “He’d be saying, ‘Who’s that little pisser? You leave him outside the gates, and if the Lord wants him in, he’ll bring him. You get on in here with me.’”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/dolly-parton-talks-health-crisis-114057964.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796376)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: irradiated yarmulke

Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjSrFInE/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796460)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: insecure spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796493)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Fragrant Alcoholic Skinny Woman

lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do physical labor at home at the farm. he did not join her on the red carpet or celebrity events. as such, he could've been a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49797109)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Bronze soul-stirring church building antidepressant drug

Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would be sketched out and bail. Then you would have 2 kids, no au pair (and she may well complain to your au pair agency) and a huge headache.

Inb4 "omg, you just have to be CHAD!" Bitch, if you were Chad you wouldn't fuck your au pair because you would be dating some 18 year old model or whatever. Most of these girls are not swimsuit models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796319)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: spectacular haunted graveyard ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796531)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: French location cuckoldry

looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking hot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796538)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Dashing mad-dog skullcap

hypo sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796346)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: jet harsh home

too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796354)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: tan puppy wrinkle

but where will i find a wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796484)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: Sexy rehab

Do they issue aus pair to single dads?

How about just single guys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...#49796922)