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I write haiku to emotionally process bad dates

Met a hung black kid Turned out to be a crackhead Paid...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
Sometimes I pretend To lose my wallet at lunch When I ...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
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stirring goyim
  11/04/16
Fat gross old man said I was cute enough for him. Gros...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
I miss GOM
Laughsome location
  11/04/16
My college boyfriend Left me for an idiot. Thought I w...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
Sometimes asian guys Are cool but mostly they suck Not...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
Alone at 30 Then I met a gassy shrew Please God kill m...
Razzle-dazzle Ticket Booth Police Squad
  11/04/16
Got into fistfight With deranged Georgetown yuppie Fro...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
I don't mind fat guys But only if they are tops Fat gu...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
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Yapping persian
  10/05/19
Friday night. Married. Want to sneak out and get high ...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
Nine inch dick? Where did You buy that measuring tape? ...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
Pot doesn't do much For me. But if you want to do pop...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
Went to the movies. Date's conversation was bad. Thoug...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
Why were you trying to talk during a movie?
Razzle-dazzle Ticket Booth Police Squad
  11/04/16
First dates are awkward. Talk to get to know person. T...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
I think that next time Maybe pick a restaurant Instead...
Razzle-dazzle Ticket Booth Police Squad
  11/04/16
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  11/04/16
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Stay away from my Husband, texted the trashy Jealous ...
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  11/04/16
keep doing these, they're pretty good
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  11/04/16
Pat Benatar hair Does not look good on a man. But he w...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
Why do black people Always live with their grandma? Fu...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
Twenty-eight is an Awkward age for father son Incest r...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
Put your goddamn cat Outside while we fool around. It'...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
That beach used to be Fun, but now the cops drive through...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
Old man with neck brace Just lie there and I'll blow you....
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  11/04/16
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Blind guys are better Than deaf guys in bed. I think ...
sooty out-of-control temple chad
  11/04/16
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Laughsome location
  11/04/16
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Frum geriatric sex offender sound barrier
  11/04/16
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  11/05/16
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  10/05/19
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  11/05/16
Why didn't he call? He seemed like such a good guy. Am...
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  11/05/16
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Met a hung black kid

Turned out to be a crackhead

Paid him to get lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804652)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Sometimes I pretend

To lose my wallet at lunch

When I date a Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804655)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: stirring goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804658)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Fat gross old man said

I was cute enough for him.

Gross old man, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804674)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Laughsome location

I miss GOM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804720)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

My college boyfriend

Left me for an idiot.

Thought I was no fun



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804678)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Sometimes asian guys

Are cool but mostly they suck

Not in a good way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804683)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ticket Booth Police Squad

Alone at 30

Then I met a gassy shrew

Please God kill me now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804689)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Got into fistfight

With deranged Georgetown yuppie

From the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804690)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:21 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

I don't mind fat guys

But only if they are tops

Fat guy butt is yuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804699)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: Yapping persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#38935462)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:23 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Friday night. Married.

Want to sneak out and get high

Cruise through Latin hood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804703)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:25 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Nine inch dick? Where did

You buy that measuring tape?

Sears, Roebuck & Co.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804715)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Pot doesn't do much

For me. But if you want to

do poppers that's cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804729)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Went to the movies.

Date's conversation was bad.

Thought talking was rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804758)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ticket Booth Police Squad

Why were you trying to talk during a movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804763)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:35 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

First dates are awkward.

Talk to get to know person.

Too bad, film patrons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804773)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ticket Booth Police Squad

I think that next time

Maybe pick a restaurant

Instead of a film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804785)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:38 PM
Author: Supple sinister whorehouse national security agency

gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804792)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:39 PM
Author: stirring goyim

these are 180 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31804800)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#49718711)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Stay away from my

Husband, texted the trashy

Jealous lolwoman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31805405)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:20 PM
Author: violet pisswyrm tanning salon

keep doing these, they're pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31805428)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Pat Benatar hair

Does not look good on a man.

But he was nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31805473)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Why do black people

Always live with their grandma?

Fuck in the back room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31805495)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:33 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Twenty-eight is an

Awkward age for father son

Incest roleplay fans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31805522)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Put your goddamn cat

Outside while we fool around.

It's creeping me out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31805569)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

That beach used to be

Fun, but now the cops drive through.

Get a life, dumb cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31805610)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Old man with neck brace

Just lie there and I'll blow you.

Now my neck hurts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31806149)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Frum geriatric sex offender sound barrier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31806170)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Blind guys are better

Than deaf guys in bed. I think

Only sluts know this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31806171)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Laughsome location

Some quality out of office messages here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31806230)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Frum geriatric sex offender sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31806236)



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Date: November 5th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31807903)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: Glittery school psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#38935434)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: Yapping persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#38935467)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#49718715)



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Date: November 5th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Do you have AIDS? No?

Great! Let's fuck without condoms.

Hey! How'd I get AIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31806358)



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Date: November 5th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

Why didn't he call?

He seemed like such a good guy.

Am I just a hole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31808323)



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Date: November 5th, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: sooty out-of-control temple chad

You are not elite.

Snobbery is middle class.

You're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#31808970)



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Date: October 5th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: stimulating copper nibblets university

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#38935427)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#49718716)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2...#49719520)