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what do you think of this $10M house in Kennebunkport, Maine?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/60-Ocean-Ave-Kennebunkpor...
Butt Penis
  07/21/26
It looks like something an NFL owner would scoop up but neve...
hebraic nights
  07/21/26
I've seen more tasteless in my time, it's not overly garish
Butt Penis
  07/21/26
That's exactly why it would end up in the hands of someone v...
hebraic nights
  07/21/26
it seems really cozy and comfy even though it's enormous
Darnell
  07/21/26
look at the house behind it and imagine me sitting on the po...
Cletus Van Damme
  07/21/26
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Garfieldguy2000
  07/22/26
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Judas Jones
  07/22/26
TTT garage-first view from the street lined with normal 4,00...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  07/21/26
There's a lot to dislike, but at first I didn't catch that i...
Ceci n'est pas un pumo
  07/21/26
isnt this place warm like 45 days out of the year. why would...
steffan miller
  07/21/26
I just don't get the appeal of a house this fucking huge.
Richard Ames
  07/21/26
IMO, huge homes made more sense back in the day (this house ...
Ceci n'est pas un pumo
  07/21/26
This makes sense and I hadn't considered it. tyft. I reme...
Richard Ames
  07/21/26
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/22/26
many of the renovations make it look like the world's larges...
(*)>
  07/21/26
the upkeep and maintenance on this house must be insane i...
Pope Leo XXX
  07/21/26
Yea calculating the heating bill is giving me anxiety. At l...
steffan miller
  07/21/26
LOL why would you assume no AC? Everywhere in this count...
Ceci n'est pas un pumo
  07/21/26
Houses built in like 1909 don’t have central air ime
cowgod
  07/21/26
They do when they get put through heavy renovations and owne...
Ceci n'est pas un pumo
  07/21/26
Houses in Maine aren't supposed to have A/C.
steffan miller
  07/22/26
lol of course this house has fucking air conditioning you di...
sol rosenberg
  07/22/26
these houses tend to be owned by rich people
Cletus Van Damme
  07/21/26
would love an autistic richmo to break down the upkeep costs...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  07/21/26
This is basically the type of place that random middle class...
cowgod
  07/21/26
...
steffan miller
  07/21/26
10M and ur not even on the water? Fuck that.
married into a shame based culture
  07/21/26
tcr
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/22/26
The elevated lawn reminds me the old Xzibit memes
gunnerretttired
  07/21/26
nice house but I don't see the point of spending ten million...
hank_scorpio
  07/22/26
needs Japanese toilets
,,,,.,,,,.,.,,....,,.,,.,...,,..
  07/22/26
Amerikkkans just go around with dirty assholes all day, fyi.
Penis Head
  07/22/26
I don’t. Installed one in my condo. They’re not ...
,,,,.,,,,.,.,,.....,.,,.,...,,..
  07/22/26
the Bush compound nearby is the most prestigious and badass ...
michael doodikoff
  07/22/26
that wine cellar in the basement looks chintzy. like they j...
sol rosenberg
  07/22/26
Wife wouldn't let her husband have a true sportscuck mancave...
Judas Jones
  07/22/26
This whole thing is a Disaster and should be Leveled. Premiu...
.,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,,
  07/22/26
Ghastly
Fucking Fuckface
  07/22/26
Give me 1/3 of the home but put it actually on the water wit...
me mum died in the holly (TT6)
  07/22/26
Oafish
you're the puppet
  07/22/26
the lack of multiple unusable hot tubs is very troubling
sol rosenberg
  07/22/26
I forsee a price cut
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  07/22/26


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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/60-Ocean-Ave-Kennebunkport-ME-04046/112706086_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50014381)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: hebraic nights (Poasting Fades)

It looks like something an NFL owner would scoop up but never actually live in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50014383)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑)

I've seen more tasteless in my time, it's not overly garish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50014385)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: hebraic nights (Poasting Fades)

That's exactly why it would end up in the hands of someone very, very wealthy and not some upjumped new money cretin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50014391)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Darnell

it seems really cozy and comfy even though it's enormous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50014406)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Cletus Van Damme

look at the house behind it and imagine me sitting on the porch drinking a 40

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50014418)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Garfieldguy2000



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016006)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016433)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

TTT garage-first view from the street lined with normal 4,000 sq ft houses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50014502)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Ceci n'est pas un pumo

There's a lot to dislike, but at first I didn't catch that it was originally built in 1900. That covers a fair amount of sins.

I think I'd need to see it in person. Lots of it looks like they went too far with updates (so much painted woodwork...)

Other parts look like they didn't go far enough (pool area looks pretty shitty)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50014923)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: steffan miller

isnt this place warm like 45 days out of the year. why would someone want to live in "kennebunkport"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015010)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Richard Ames

I just don't get the appeal of a house this fucking huge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015029)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Ceci n'est pas un pumo

IMO, huge homes made more sense back in the day (this house was originally constructed in 1900).

Richmos tended to keep more staff in their presence, people tended to have larger families. Also, lodging & transportation weren't as refined as they are now, so there was a greater societal expectation for wealthy to host guests at their estates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015186)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Richard Ames

This makes sense and I hadn't considered it. tyft.

I remember watching one of those Tiny Home shows and Deion Sanders was on it. He wanted to move out of his huge 10k square foot mansion because he said he legitimately only used like three rooms in the house and it was just a waste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015608)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015997)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

many of the renovations make it look like the world's largest mcmansion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015208)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

the upkeep and maintenance on this house must be insane

it costs me like $1000 in electricity a monoth for my tiny little 2500 sq foot home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015266)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: steffan miller

Yea calculating the heating bill is giving me anxiety. At least no A/C I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015278)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Ceci n'est pas un pumo

LOL why would you assume no AC?

Everywhere in this country makes very regular use of AC other than Alaska, coastal Norcal/OR/WA, some scattered high altitude mountain towns, and maybe some coastal Great Lakes spots (Mackinac Island, Copper Harbor?).

The average high in Kennebunkport this month is 84. It hit 96 there on July 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015525)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: cowgod

Houses built in like 1909 don’t have central air ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015533)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Ceci n'est pas un pumo

They do when they get put through heavy renovations and owners think they deserve $10M for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015566)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: steffan miller

Houses in Maine aren't supposed to have A/C.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016411)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: sol rosenberg

lol of course this house has fucking air conditioning you dipshit. this is America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016500)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Cletus Van Damme

these houses tend to be owned by rich people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015280)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


would love an autistic richmo to break down the upkeep costs on a house like this.

how much is the gardener/landscaper alone, just for upkeep... not even counting projects like improving landscaping?

how much does a cleaning lady cost weekly just to dust a fucking huge house like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015554)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: cowgod

This is basically the type of place that random middle class people live in in Films.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015282)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: steffan miller



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015285)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: married into a shame based culture

10M and ur not even on the water? Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015286)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015998)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: gunnerretttired (gunneratttt)

The elevated lawn reminds me the old Xzibit memes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50015548)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

nice house but I don't see the point of spending ten million to vacation for two weeks a year, I'm sure you can rent something just as nice for like 100k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016002)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: ,,,,.,,,,.,.,,....,,.,,.,...,,..


needs Japanese toilets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016005)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:24 AM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

Amerikkkans just go around with dirty assholes all day, fyi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016015)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: ,,,,.,,,,.,.,,.....,.,,.,...,,..


I don’t. Installed one in my condo. They’re not that expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016413)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:24 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

the Bush compound nearby is the most prestigious and badass property I have ever seen anywhere in my life. just epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016016)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: sol rosenberg

that wine cellar in the basement looks chintzy. like they just bought some ikea wine racks and put them in a closet. a house that big/expensive should have one of them hidden wine tavern rooms like something nutella would design.

basement in general looks like shit and you have to cross a road to get to the water. a $10M house in fucking Maine should have a deep water dock directly off the back yard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016431)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Wife wouldn't let her husband have a true sportscuck mancave, and he had to settle for this gay basement wine/bar room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016439)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,...,...,,

This whole thing is a Disaster and should be Leveled. Premium pricing with McMansion vibes (gargantuan and tacky), an underwhelming pool, front-facing garage, and a view of the municipal harbor (lmao). I’m curious who would be stupid enough to buy this garish TTT shitpile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016463)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016475)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: me mum died in the holly (TT6)

Give me 1/3 of the home but put it actually on the water with a nice view of the water.

Can't imagine spending $10m to have a shitty view of some shallows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016484)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: you're the puppet

Oafish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016487)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: sol rosenberg

the lack of multiple unusable hot tubs is very troubling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016922)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

I forsee a price cut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884754&forum_id=2...#50016492)