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Polymarket screwing over traders re Venezuela
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Date: January 6th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: Maroon Gaming Laptop Immigrant “This market will resolve to "Yes" if the United States commences a military offensive intended to establish control over any portion of Venezuela between November 3, 2025, and January 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".”
“This market refers to U.S. military operations intended to establish control. President Trump’s statement that they will “run” Venezuela while referencing ongoing talks with the Venezuelan government does not alone qualify the snatch-and-extract mission to capture Maduro as an invasion.”
https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-us-invade-venezuela-in-2025?tid=1767732697146
https://x.com/trader_53/status/2008545328824549664?s=46 |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: mentally impaired lascivious useless brakes get a life you fucking dork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567289) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Maroon Gaming Laptop Immigrant get off this bort you closeted fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567303) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: mentally impaired lascivious useless brakes you really should do this. everyone here hates you and you are a dick chopping tranny retard pedophile. the world would be better off if you'd just go away once and for all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567306) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: Maroon Gaming Laptop Immigrant you are literally a closeted fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567363) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: mentally impaired lascivious useless brakes you literally are jewishly projecting yet again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49568632) |
Date: January 6th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Jet office messiness i don't see how this can be anything other than "yes". they defined it pretty broadly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567168) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Harsh cheese-eating spot feces LMAO we "controlled" their POTUS into a fucking black bag what kind of bullshit is this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567271) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Adventurous rough-skinned parlour It's fraud they need to pay out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567336) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: Misanthropic electric state toilet seat The market is about an "invasion." It's about taking and controlling territory. That hasn't happened. It still might by the end of the month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567449) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:41 PM Author: azure flatulent resort ladyboy The US controls the territory of Venezuela. The purpose of abducting its head of state was to establish control of Venezuela. The operation was successful
You are confusing the words "control" and "occupy" |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: Misanthropic electric state toilet seat Which "portion" (see the definition in the link) does the US control? The US doesn't control Venezuela via an invasion any more than the US uses its power to influence a lot of countries. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567477) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:45 PM Author: Adventurous rough-skinned parlour Polymarket doesn't say the US has to control it with the intent to deprive Venezuela of that territory. Even a peppercorn of time is enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567484) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: Misanthropic electric state toilet seat The market is for an invasion. The definition requires establishing control of a portion of territory.
Could you point on a map to which portion of Venezuelan territory the US invaded with the intent to control? You're right that it could be a small portion. |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:49 PM Author: azure flatulent resort ladyboy https://civil-protection-humanitarian-aid.ec.europa.eu/sites/default/files/styles/oe_theme_medium_no_crop/public/2019-02/venezuela_en.png?itok=aeBbLnHe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567497) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: azure flatulent resort ladyboy The entire "portion" of Venezuela. The US controls the country of Venezuela, as a statement of fact, as demonstrated by the fact that it can simply remove its nominal political "head of state" at will, whenever it wants, as it just did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567492) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: clear jew genital piercing seems like an easy "No". they dont and didnt intend to control any area of Venezuela, they captured its president and are pressuring the current government to do their will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567286) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Maroon Gaming Laptop Immigrant (Peter Thiel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567304) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Talented locale jap yes its not like orange man said we run it now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567305) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: naked stirring school I say I run Cambodia. They appear to disagree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567316) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: Adventurous rough-skinned parlour Who does Polymarket think is the relevant authority on this? Maduro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567341) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: Maroon Gaming Laptop Immigrant usually they say “a consensus of credible reporting” but they removed that language since it would make it harder to screw over their traders (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567356) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: Misanthropic electric state toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567479) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Lake thirsty pit idea he suggested cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567713) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 8:45 AM Author: Bespoke slippery address filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49568504) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Trip Transparent Point Deer Antler IRL Topicality moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567307) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: Haunting blue sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567330) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Sienna hairless windowlicker companies pay a small army of professional wordcels to exhaustively draft out the terms of selling you toilet paper, and they still leave ambiguities. why would anyone ever expect that degens gambling on geopolitical upheavals described in a blurb with no transparency or accountability would be a good idea? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567334) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: Adventurous rough-skinned parlour It's not vague. The US intended to control Maduro's estate when it arrested him, and the estate is located in Venezuela. Even if the control was only fleeting, it damn sure wasn't unintentional (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567348) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: Sienna hairless windowlicker (guy who no longer has $1,600) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567360) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: clear jew genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567396) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 6:19 AM Author: milky place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49568389) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: splenetic internal respiration orchestra pit It's ambiguous on purpose so they can Jew people over after the fact. It's a feature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567517) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: azure flatulent resort ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567526) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 6:11 PM Author: Adventurous rough-skinned parlour There's no ambiguity. Polymarket made a valid offer. The terms are clear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567542) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: azure flatulent resort ladyboy Obvious yes
But this is why you don't bet on stuff like this tbh. I wouldn't even put a substantial sum of money on an election on these platforms. You always run the risk of some Jewish bullshit like this |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:33 PM Author: Misanthropic electric state toilet seat This is a crystal clear "No." What's the counterargument that isn't just based on feelings?
The market is "Will the U.S. invade Venezuela by...?" And they define "invasion" as "a military offensive intended to establish control over any portion of Venezuela."
Dropping some special ops in for a limited time to extract the president is far from an invasion--i.e., an "offensive intended to establish control over" over territory. If there were boots on the ground to take and hold territory, it would be another thing. But there are not and have not been.
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: clear jew genital piercing cr, not a close call imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567451) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:37 PM Author: Maroon Gaming Laptop Immigrant Trump said the US would now run Venezuela. It’s so clear that they even had to address it in their statement screwing people over. There must’ve been a huge whale or polymarket insider on the other side of that trade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567465) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:45 PM Author: Misanthropic electric state toilet seat The market isn't what wild things Trump says. (He also said we're going to "lock Her up." Where are we on that?)
The market is for an invasion controlling Venezuelan territory. That hasn't happened. |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: azure flatulent resort ladyboy Narrator: "In fact, it did just happen two days ago." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567493) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:49 PM Author: Adventurous rough-skinned parlour This is shitlib semantics. The actual verbiage says "commences a military offensive intended to establish control over any portion of Venezuela." Trump doesn't have to actually run anything, he only has to commence a military offensive with that intent. Having actual control is sufficient but not NECESSARY to prove intent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567498) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:54 PM Author: Jet office messiness this. it was a military offensive intended to establish control over caracas generally and at the very least maduro's residence for however long it was necessary in order to capture him.
the issue here is "control" and the time period it takes to constitute it. polymarket thought they were describing something more permanent and substantial, but they didn't spell that out and i think it's hard to argue that landing a bunch of helicopters into maduro's front yard, killing his security guards, and forcibly removing him wasn't taking "control" of his house which is a "portion" of venezuela. "intent" is there the minute you give the order. |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: Adventurous rough-skinned parlour Under US law we damn sure exercised control over several acres of land in Venezuela for a period of some several minutes, and not by accident (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567514) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: Adventurous rough-skinned parlour So Polymarket can call Trump a liar but Hampton Inn can't make DHS pay full price for hotel rooms? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567489) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 6:10 PM Author: Primrose violent dopamine gas station are degenerate gamblers actually whining that their gambling platform is being legalistic and dishonest? LOL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567539) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Maroon Gaming Laptop Immigrant the thing is there are people on both sides of the trade so it doesn’t really make sense for polymarket to screw over their users. they’re just a bookie. unless a polymarket insider or whale with connections was on the other side of the trade and pulled some strings. either way what they’re doing is dishonest. at a minimum they should not have titled the market “invade” if sending the military into foreign sovereign territory and arresting its president doesn’t count. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567682) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 7:31 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Fishy Public Bath If there was a breaking news report that “the us is invading Venezuela” no one would be like “but that already happened”.
The common sense version says this wasn’t an invasion and nothing in their terms is enough to override that. |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:15 PM Author: Zippy Pearly Locus Reading Party His house was invaded (briefly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567813) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:11 PM Author: Zippy Pearly Locus Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49567795) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 8:17 PM Author: Mind-boggling partner I'm 100% on Polymarket's side here.
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Date: January 7th, 2026 5:48 AM Author: Zippy Pearly Locus Reading Party I was, too, until uh oh convinced me otherwise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49568381) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 7:59 AM Author: Maroon Gaming Laptop Immigrant Kalishi screwing over bettors on 49ers game
https://x.com/dustingouker/status/2008748429024133125?s=46 |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 8:16 AM Author: clear jew genital piercing now this is just a straight up scam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49568452) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: Adventurous rough-skinned parlour Is Polymarket still fucking over its users? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49568453) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 AM Author: Haunting blue sanctuary Just made 60,000 dollars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49568707) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:29 AM Author: Zippy Pearly Locus Reading Party ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49568727) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:30 AM Author: Jet office messiness i can't believe any lawyer would agree with "no" here. the terms are so broad even a child could make a reasonable argument for "yes". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49568730) |
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Date: January 10th, 2026 10:01 PM Author: UN peacekeeper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818025&forum_id=2...#49579920) |