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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: Wild Dull Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49925889) |
Date: June 9th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: hairless corn cake terrible day for black people and the affluent white shitlibs who enable them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49925895) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:10 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus Bro you never watched my CA9 argument this morning? It's around $1B exposure for the defensemos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49925904) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: hairless corn cake context? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49925913) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus https://youtu.be/V3P2ZxZwI9E?si=mwMF8aczoKeKWYP3
We're suing OnlyFans for automatically-renewing subscriptions, going back to 2018. |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: bateful carnelian multi-billionaire Did they make any decent offers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49925927) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: histrionic nowag property strong post/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49925929) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: pearly round eye telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49925932) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus Not yet; they had persuaded our kindly judge that $400M/year in financial transactions isn’t “minimum contacts.”
Kinda fine, since it just adds two more year$ of tran$action$ to the claim. |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:24 PM Author: Yapping sinister stage becky Weird! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926601) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: hairless corn cake wow, finally you do sth worthwhile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49925961) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: hairless corn cake BTW Perplexity AI does this too. found out i been subscribed post free trial for over a year even tho i havent logged in since i initially tried it. pls sue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49925963) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus What’s the monthly charge, and are you in CA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926030) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: flatulent sticky dog poop mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926063) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:19 PM Author: hairless corn cake $20/mo. The company is based in SF, so is that enough? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926074) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus Yeah, that should do it. I don’t know this outfit, but I assume they have plenty VC funding? Could you do me a solid and go through the registration process again and take screenshots at each page? Then Email Me Brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926097) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: hairless corn cake whats your email? they never even sent me an email when i somehow subscribed. the only time they emailed was months latter suggesting i upgrade to the higher priced plan and then when i canceled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926149) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus Perfect. Failure to send a confirming email with directions how to cancel is a violation on its own. xoxolawyer at gmail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926179) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 6:09 PM Author: hairless corn cake sent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926217) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 6:31 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus Replied with a question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926258) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:13 PM Author: hairless corn cake i don't see the question, just saw your response that you're reviewing it.
i only recently realized i was subscribed when i was reviewing my CC statement for another AI charge and was like when/how the fuck did i subscribe to this? |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus Right on. You answered my question with your “Also” email.
This is gonna be great content. |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:06 PM Author: vibrant coffee pot crackhouse subscribed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926572) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: supple legal warrant national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926584) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 1:38 AM Author: burgundy ceo locus Just walked through the Perplexity sign-up process, and these guys are fucked. If any other posters in other states that have an ARL have been victimized by these deceitful practices, pls email me brothers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49927032) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 4:33 AM Author: cracking wine boltzmann 180000000
you're still a fucking retard for your AI takes
but 180 on the lawyering front |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:04 AM Author: vibrant coffee pot crackhouse 18000000 fuck them in their ass. also sue them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49927300) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:25 AM Author: purple arrogant legend corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49927325) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 12:43 PM Author: chrome dilemma nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49930601) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:10 PM Author: cracking wine boltzmann AI MFE EPAH has never heard of Perplexity?????? lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926336) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:14 PM Author: hairless corn cake EPAH and I are gonna take down the whole AI racket. Goy Superstar is gonna be very upset, i think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926341) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus ? All I know about “AI” is that it’s all a fucking fraud, and that if users had to pay the true token cost of their AI GFs, they’d console themselves with IRL sewer skunks instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926348) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: cracking wine boltzmann idk what you're trying to say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926551) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:55 PM Author: chrome dilemma nibblets lmao good work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926032) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:20 PM Author: spruce haunting sweet tailpipe Nice job. You probably saw how well it was going with the lady judge's first comment "did you see this case that helps you too! ❤️"
I like your style of just being like "well I submitted a brief so I basically rest on the papers any qs for me?" |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:23 PM Author: spruce haunting sweet tailpipe Rofl nice save when she asked you what analysis COA should apply to reach the issue in the first instance: "Whatever u want IDRC". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926081) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus Irritating part is that the en banc case came out five days after our opening brief, so we immediately filed a motion for remand that they punted on. I’ll be pissed if they made us wait 18 months just to send it back to the dc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926113) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: spruce haunting sweet tailpipe Is the issue basically, does it count for purposeful availment for SJ if a defendant purposely directs its actions towards Ps, and those Ps happen to be in California, which is what I'm guessing you are arguing? And Defbro is saying, 'No the intention of Defbro must be to direct the action to California, and its not enough that it directs its actions towards people who so happen to be in California? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926100) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus Basically. The real problem is that some dummies on CA9 15 years ago created this insane distinction between tort and contract claims to determine whether the defbro has minimum contacts with CA. I feel bad for the shortmo on the other side, bc in light of the intervening en banc case he was basically on a suicide mission going in |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: spruce haunting sweet tailpipe the shortmo is kind of right about these internet cases really just looking for a low grade general jurisdiction by taking a small action and multiplying it by all the users but every "tech" company with a "webpage" should be subject to jurisdiction in all 50 states and beyond anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926164) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus He’s not right at all; his argument is idiotic. It’s like saying “but the plaintiff only bought ONE Ford Pinto with an exploding gas tank over the course of TEN years!”
Obv he knows this. His main tactical problem is that he doesn’t seem to have listened when Judge Nguyen said Briskin changes everything, so he just stuck to his script of saying Briskin changes nothing. A very high percentage of these biglolyers are purely drones who can’t adjust to anything on the fly. They just pull the string and spout their stupid pre-planned arguments regardless of what’s happening around them. You see this at trial ALL THE TIME. |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:12 PM Author: purple arrogant legend corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926338) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: Swashbuckling Salmon Scourge Upon The Earth Liquid Oxygen Would you agree that most lolyers arent very good at it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926515) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:02 PM Author: burgundy ceo locus I’d say the distribution is about the same as people who regularly play basketball or tennis or bowling. Most are serviceable, but there’s a huge gulf between them and “good” lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926571) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 2:53 AM Author: Unholy aquamarine dysfunction public bath And a good percent of lawyers are too scared to even pick up a ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49927046) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 1:49 AM Author: Floppy pungent plaza twinkling uncleanness can you sue frontier airlines too on their all you can fly slop pass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49927037) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:01 PM Author: Hideous Maize Garrison sounds like a pretty good day for EPAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2...#49926567) |