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Eileen Gu (AGWWG spawn) has a 1580 SAT score and is incredibly articulate (vid)

it's unknown who her White Father is is she the perfect w...
Flushed unhinged turdskin native
  02/11/26
jfc nyuug how many threads have you made about eileen gu, yo...
nyuug
  03/25/26
i'd only ever seen photos of her didn't realize she had s...
Flushed unhinged turdskin native
  02/11/26
elite genetics she's so fucking hot
Spectacular station
  02/11/26
i'm actually quite impressed. she'd be great in biglaw.
misunderstood flatulent garrison cuck
  02/11/26
She's going to be an "entrepreneur" or VC or somet...
Razzle thirsty forum
  02/11/26
endorsement deals, fashion line, spokeswoman/give speeches f...
Motley Stead Patrolman
  02/11/26
...
Razzle thirsty forum
  02/11/26
She allegedly made over 20 MM last year with two of the bigg...
poppy useless brakes
  02/11/26
pretty clear momma Gu ordered some HARVARD sperm, which woul...
Autistic resort
  02/11/26
It's good for business. Imagine some ugly gook dork doing th...
Motley Stead Patrolman
  02/11/26
moar liek eileen GOO, mirite? 🍆💦💦💦
saffron thriller goyim
  02/11/26
how do we know the mom didn't just hook up w some guy who ba...
appetizing smoky space indirect expression
  02/11/26
Feel like this mysterious HARVARD man would have surfaced at...
Autistic resort
  02/11/26
this sounds like a very plausible theory i wonder who the...
Flushed unhinged turdskin native
  02/11/26
Eugenics is 100% real and people don't do it for the same re...
Motley Stead Patrolman
  02/11/26
This is incoherent. How do you “do” eugenics. Yo...
Vivacious indigo sanctuary background story
  02/11/26
cr i just burst out laughing at that guy's post. seriously w...
Spectacular station
  02/11/26
anyone no matter what your genes can reproduce with someone ...
Motley Stead Patrolman
  02/11/26
“anyone no matter what your genes can reproduce with s...
Vivacious indigo sanctuary background story
  02/11/26
it's actually incredibly easy: buy elite top 0.001% sperm an...
Flushed unhinged turdskin native
  02/11/26
wtf are you talking about? people don't want someone else's...
Curious Institution
  02/11/26
they are still your kids.. the dad is just anonymous / out o...
Flushed unhinged turdskin native
  02/11/26
(evan turkey-basting chadcum into boihole)
saffron thriller goyim
  02/11/26
should I just dump as much money into VOO/SPY as I can?
saffron thriller goyim
  02/11/26
what's your timeline? the longer your timeline the more you'...
Motley Stead Patrolman
  02/11/26
I don't spend money at all and want a lot of money when I re...
saffron thriller goyim
  02/11/26
then what's stopping you from being a Boglehead
Motley Stead Patrolman
  02/11/26
I thought you were calling me a Funko Pop and I had to look ...
saffron thriller goyim
  02/11/26
VOO and SPY are basically the same thing (they track the sam...
outnumbered sable house
  02/11/26
obviously. it's so easy to max your 401k and dump as much a...
Curious Institution
  02/11/26
Yep and a bit of QQQ too, 10-20%
180 hall black woman
  02/11/26
I would totally bang her.
Garnet Excitant Property International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/11/26
Deep in her core she knows she needs white penis
Henna Base
  02/11/26
tp
Drab cuckoldry mad cow disease
  02/11/26
...
racy rambunctious bawdyhouse
  02/11/26
fwiw I have a 1580 SAT score and I am incredibly articulate
arousing orange roast beef spot
  02/11/26
cool let's see your phenotype
zombie-like plaza scourge upon the earth
  02/11/26
This Woman is remarkably fake. it's phenomenal. her personal...
zombie-like plaza scourge upon the earth
  02/11/26
Her mom bred her for this, created through IVF to be the per...
outnumbered sable house
  02/11/26
I mean why not. I don't see the average goy's upbringing as ...
zombie-like plaza scourge upon the earth
  02/11/26
Modernity is 180, apropos of nothing
electric roommate community account
  02/11/26
Absolutely true. She no doubt has had hundreds (if not thous...
Ultramarine buck-toothed nursing home
  02/11/26
she could've done 80% as well without any training when she ...
zombie-like plaza scourge upon the earth
  02/11/26
0:40 Eileen Gu: Well I knew if I landed it it was going ...
sticky duck-like potus
  02/11/26
She was pretty much exclusively raised in USA, got really go...
Stirring brunch personal credit line
  02/12/26
...
electric roommate community account
  02/12/26
Hope she ends up as rape meat for a CCP boss
Scarlet aromatic keepsake machete
  02/12/26


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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Flushed unhinged turdskin native

it's unknown who her White Father is

is she the perfect woman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bosflmvmmyk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663350)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: nyuug

jfc nyuug how many threads have you made about eileen gu, you obessed schizo FREAK?!?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49769185)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Flushed unhinged turdskin native

i'd only ever seen photos of her

didn't realize she had such an ALPHA fratty personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663355)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Spectacular station

elite genetics

she's so fucking hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663359)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: misunderstood flatulent garrison cuck

i'm actually quite impressed. she'd be great in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663375)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Razzle thirsty forum

She's going to be an "entrepreneur" or VC or something, lol at grinding in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663389)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Motley Stead Patrolman

endorsement deals, fashion line, spokeswoman/give speeches for 20k a pop, egirl

just remember that if you're 99 percentile hot and 99 percentile talented at something random (in this case obscure amateur sport) you can just get paid to be hot and famous champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663398)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Razzle thirsty forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663425)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: poppy useless brakes

She allegedly made over 20 MM last year with two of the biggest markets available to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663528)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: Autistic resort

pretty clear momma Gu ordered some HARVARD sperm, which would be no big deal, but it's apparently ILLEGAL in CHYNA for single womyn to do IVF so they have to be all mysterious about it.

kind of hilarious that the CCP lets this hot chick do whatever she wants, she has dual citizenship (not technically allowed in Chyna) and maintains an instagram etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663414)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Motley Stead Patrolman

It's good for business. Imagine some ugly gook dork doing this he would be thrown in the gulag. But being hot and famous, she gets a pass!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663428)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: saffron thriller goyim

moar liek eileen GOO, mirite?

🍆💦💦💦

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663511)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: appetizing smoky space indirect expression

how do we know the mom didn't just hook up w some guy who bailed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663517)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Autistic resort

Feel like this mysterious HARVARD man would have surfaced at some point. Like even LeBrons dad at least seems narrowed down to two actual people.

I suppose this guy could be a no kiss virgin other than his random hookup with mama gu, but again considering mama gu is an alpha tiger mom seems much more likely she just bought the sperm (like that azn lawyer dood with the hapa skater kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663664)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Flushed unhinged turdskin native

this sounds like a very plausible theory

i wonder who the donor CHAD was that produced this elite broodling. it's a total credit to eugenics then, many more people (namely TIGER WOMEN) would do this if they knew the outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663666)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Motley Stead Patrolman

Eugenics is 100% real and people don't do it for the same reason they don't buy the S&P and hold for 30 years and retire with millions. It's because long term thinking is really unnatural and most people can't conceive of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663692)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Vivacious indigo sanctuary background story

This is incoherent. How do you “do” eugenics. You either are eugenic or you aren’t lol. wtf does long term thinking have to do with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663702)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Spectacular station

cr i just burst out laughing at that guy's post. seriously wtf lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663713)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Motley Stead Patrolman

anyone no matter what your genes can reproduce with someone stronger, better, faster, smarter, and better looking than them. If you are ugly and you marry someone ugly strong likelihood of ugly kids. Look at Bill Belichick's daughter. Built like a linebacker. The opposite is true too if he knocks up Jordon Hudson odds are he will have a better looking kid. And so forth. A lot of men who are successful young have a first family that is ugly and stupid, and then they get way more famous and they have a second family that is smart and attractive. Many celebrities including Elon do this. His first family is dumb and his second family will have turbo high IQ.

Long term thinking requires planning to mate with someone with great genetics. Most people just fuck the first person that comes their way and they get knocked up and that's that. 90% of couples are perfectly looksmatched where ugly, average, and hot people typically mate with someone of their same rank. To break this cycle it requires planning and long term thinking, which most people don't have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663714)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Vivacious indigo sanctuary background story

“anyone no matter what your genes can reproduce with someone stronger, better, faster, smarter, and better looking than them”

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663726)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Flushed unhinged turdskin native

it's actually incredibly easy: buy elite top 0.001% sperm and get pregnant. wouldn't even cost much, a single guy could father thousands of children.

it's simple and obvious, but people don't do it. at best, they do some half-assed "assortative mating" where they still want things to be organic, natural, matched. whereas a cunning tiger woman would just go out and GRAB top 0.000001% semen that others are ignoring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663715)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Curious Institution

wtf are you talking about? people don't want someone else's kids; they want their own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663719)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Flushed unhinged turdskin native

they are still your kids.. the dad is just anonymous / out of the picture

the point is that this worked incredibly well for this HIDEOUS TIGER MOM (look up pics). why wouldn't it work for 90% of women?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663724)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: saffron thriller goyim

(evan turkey-basting chadcum into boihole)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663720)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: saffron thriller goyim

should I just dump as much money into VOO/SPY as I can?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663709)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Motley Stead Patrolman

what's your timeline? the longer your timeline the more you'd be retarded not to. They say when you're 20, every 1000 dollars you spend now is robbing yourself of 20-50k when you're old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663717)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: saffron thriller goyim

I don't spend money at all and want a lot of money when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663722)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Motley Stead Patrolman

then what's stopping you from being a Boglehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663732)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: saffron thriller goyim

I thought you were calling me a Funko Pop and I had to look it up

Why would I buy a bond index fund?

If I had $100,000 in cash, why not $40K in each of VOO and SPY and $20K in QQQ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664194)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: outnumbered sable house

VOO and SPY are basically the same thing (they track the same index) so you would just throw your cash into one or the other if you did this (VOO is the better choice long-term due to the lower expense ratio).

I don't think holding bonds is important until close to retirement, the real question you should ask yourself is how bullish you are on the US compared to the rest of the world in the next few decades. I mostly hold US indices (VOO), but there's an argument to be made that international stocks could perform better than American stocks in the coming years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664434)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Curious Institution

obviously. it's so easy to max your 401k and dump as much as possible into a brokerage. add in HSA and backdoor roth and you're bound to retire very comfortably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663748)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: 180 hall black woman

Yep and a bit of QQQ too, 10-20%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663757)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: Garnet Excitant Property International Law Enforcement Agency

I would totally bang her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49663742)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Henna Base

Deep in her core she knows she needs white penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664048)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Drab cuckoldry mad cow disease

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664076)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: racy rambunctious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664440)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: arousing orange roast beef spot

fwiw I have a 1580 SAT score and I am incredibly articulate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664067)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: zombie-like plaza scourge upon the earth

cool let's see your phenotype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664672)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: zombie-like plaza scourge upon the earth

This Woman is remarkably fake. it's phenomenal. her personality has been Engineered in order to ace OCI. The head movements are exactly what a professional news anchor does, which a normal person does not pick up on in the ordinary course of business. She mentions the rice cooker which she probably didn't bring and which probably doesn't exist at all. it just sounds good when you say it. they barely got a chance to ask any questions. she could literally be a spy and lie about something for 30 years and never give it away, ever. discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664679)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: outnumbered sable house

Her mom bred her for this, created through IVF to be the perfect striver. She's probably spent 100s of hours learning "poise" and media presence ever since she could start talking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664696)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: zombie-like plaza scourge upon the earth

I mean why not. I don't see the average goy's upbringing as being any more prosocial. at least the mom knows what she's all about. the modal caucasian goy is a walking contradiction.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664701)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: electric roommate community account

Modernity is 180, apropos of nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664697)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine buck-toothed nursing home

Absolutely true. She no doubt has had hundreds (if not thousands) of hours of "media training," though some of that comes from her modeling work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664700)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: zombie-like plaza scourge upon the earth

she could've done 80% as well without any training when she was like 12 imo. I think she's psychopathic enough to notice the head movements and to give things fake emotional-seeming emphasis at the right points. she needs to be raped btw. fatherless cunt. it's obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664704)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: sticky duck-like potus

0:40

Eileen Gu:

Well I knew if I landed it it was going to be my best run ever, absolutely. I think the joy came the second I did and that's what's so magical about this sport: you can really conceptualize something before it even becomes possible. I'm asking my body to do something it has never done before, in the moment of highest pressure, when everything's on the line, and so that's what made me so proud to perform yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49664703)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:42 AM
Author: Stirring brunch personal credit line

She was pretty much exclusively raised in USA, got really good at skiing and then china basically paid her to compete for them and promote her as their golden girl.

She’s raking in huge amts of cash both from the Chinese gov and all her endorsement deals. She’s also hot and obviously speaks perfect English and is up to date on all typical U.S. type shit like social media, fashion and celebrity trends which makes her even more valuable in china.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49665158)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: electric roommate community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49665645)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Scarlet aromatic keepsake machete

Hope she ends up as rape meat for a CCP boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833647&forum_id=2...#49666163)